<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times <huzyrdadi> in all five films? <@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ <melvin> booz stabbed a teacher??? <Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
<Tribespr0n> oh wait <Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn <Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up <Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn <Tribespr0n ok <Tribespr0n> wtf <Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them <Xyonz> which i find amusing <Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn <Xyonz> : <_rb> are they hot? <Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek <Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone # <Steve> You're a geek
<susan> haloooooo <Phuser> susan <Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one *** susan is now known as Guest70397
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs <@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours? <@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting <@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit
<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night <Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it <molesto> :(
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) <@tag> no wires, no external power <@tag> just IS <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
<Rann-chan> 0123. <Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^; <Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^ <Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :) <Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
<neritz> you're not canadian are you? <Oozeman> =o * Oozeman stops mid-sip <perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;( <Oozeman> whew
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes? <Twilo`> yes <molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color <verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color <molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that <Twilo`> dude u serious? <molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register <Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's? <molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
<ima`> www.google.com <boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard <ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets a cow in a secret place every night
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor. <lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening <Robert> bbl <Robert> hehe enjoy ;) <sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music <sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited: <justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!! <justin> it's like WOW man!! <asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX? <asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later) <xmatt> that requires signing off IRC? <HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america <sparks> I feel the same way <sparks> having come from alabama
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside <[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club <[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by <[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin? <robin> yes <GIJosh> same place as before? <robin> nope <GIJosh> where is it? <robin> 127.0.0.1 <GIJosh> cant connect <GIJosh> default port?
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font? <Fozzie> bah <Fozzie> what a craptastic os. <dithi> you get what you pay for <Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri <BloodFromStone> No longer in black? <Xellchiri> No, still in black <Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB <BloodFromStone> heh <BloodFromStone> New one, or the first? <Xellchiri> First <Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight <Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted
<styx> fera is an old lady? <+Saiko> yes styx <styx> you prune <@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over <MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :( <MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh <TheSpatulaOfLove> well <TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting <MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please <MelissaGod> ho hum <MelissaGod> pleased* <MelissaGod> just thought i'd share <MelissaGod> gotta go match socks... * MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <Ouroboros> Um. <Arilyn> hahaha <Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me." <moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus) <iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/ <kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C <cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly <rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS <diospadre> im done. <BuddyLee> good then go update <diospadre> no must christmas shop <BuddyLee> no staff job comes first <diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win <BuddyLee> LOL!\
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati <|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL <|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO <|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout) ... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS (~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net) <SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
<LL-> why did u msg me? <marry> realy im searching to get married <marry> can you help me <LL-> why u wanna get married? <marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6 <medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar <dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE <medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC? <Kimmay> whats that? <medic> your next upgrade.
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit <Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer <Megaglogue> no french peeps around
<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
<jewboy613> flooding chan <jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..? <+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
* mode [+im] by Lucy * mode [-im] by Lucy * Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr [] <Temujin> .. <Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places. <Trucci> know what would have been cooler? <Trucci> ANYTHING