<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too <oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic <usrg> well DUH :-P <usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!
<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen <splice> sounds like your sex life
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697 *** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415 *** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273 *** Whitney is now known as Guest15303 <Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961. <Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8) <Flirbnic> ... <Flirbnic> I have no life. <TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful. <AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi... <Arcman> That's why, see. That took up all your brain space.
Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky <Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long.
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins... <Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt <Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners <Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection? <Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called <hydro-> euthanasia
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home
<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff
(). Don't do it
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak? <Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did. <milencho880> i invented it <Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account: <Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with blinking text.
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. <PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability" <jtstocker> ha ya <jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car <jtstocker> asshole
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. <EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus. <FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe. ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner <jodaro> mm, free food <stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner? <jodaro> no <stu> damn
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc <clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type [@PMV] its easy [@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard [@PMV] step 2: repeat
<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P <SoulSteal> marlais: you finally killed one, eh?
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? <@Breathe> 138. <@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that. <Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( <SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle <SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once <@Breathe> ... <SirPrux> man did it hurt <@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber? <huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here? <alec_eso> i have <[oQp]> how is it? <carlsb3rg> They always come down
<cix> they're outside aren't they? <s> what is "outside"? <cix> it's that place they show on "Discover" <cix> I think it's near Montana.
<gweeds> wow <gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt <gweeds> time to dive back in
<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users. <@harb> They all have silly handles. <@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous". <@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol" < mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin < mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G <@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!! <@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku. <@harb> <tyr4nous> suk
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/ portal/view.php?id=30319 <@kitten> JESUS FUCK <@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS <@harb> Oh yeah. <@harb> Andy uses IE. <@harb> Sorry about that. < Danelope> Hahaha. < Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk. <@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore. <@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead. < Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum.
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king <tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them
<Ria> Type in the search word, <Ria> apply pressure to button, <Ria> then read the results. <Ria> it's a haiku!
*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs <Meeko> ennnik! <Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando! <Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events." "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR." "God, I wish." <Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible <AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
<antix> im bored <antix> i think i might go mod my toilet <Shady> what are you going to do? :S <antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix <PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %) <DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage! <PrincessLeia2> ... <PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!? <ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person
<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo? <Titu§ Crow> §) <Tsukiyo> no <Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat <Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me <Titu§ Crow> I don't have a boat. <Tsukiyo> swim then <Titu§ Crow> What the hell are you talking about?
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world. <KittyBoy> the computer world? <[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail <Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion <PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem <Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable <Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable
<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. <Thrawn> actually <Thrawn> fuck dying <Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.
<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does