<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account: <Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with blinking text.
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. <PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability" <jtstocker> ha ya <jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car <jtstocker> asshole
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. <EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus. <FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe. ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner <jodaro> mm, free food <stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner? <jodaro> no <stu> damn
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc <clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type [@PMV] its easy [@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard [@PMV] step 2: repeat
<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P <SoulSteal> marlais: you finally killed one, eh?
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? <@Breathe> 138. <@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that. <Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( <SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle <SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once <@Breathe> ... <SirPrux> man did it hurt <@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber? <huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here? <alec_eso> i have <[oQp]> how is it? <carlsb3rg> They always come down
<cix> they're outside aren't they? <s> what is "outside"? <cix> it's that place they show on "Discover" <cix> I think it's near Montana.
<gweeds> wow <gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt <gweeds> time to dive back in
<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users. <@harb> They all have silly handles. <@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous". <@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol" < mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin < mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G <@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!! <@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku. <@harb> <tyr4nous> suk
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/ portal/view.php?id=30319 <@kitten> JESUS FUCK <@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS <@harb> Oh yeah. <@harb> Andy uses IE. <@harb> Sorry about that. < Danelope> Hahaha. < Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk. <@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore. <@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead. < Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum.
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king <tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them
<Ria> Type in the search word, <Ria> apply pressure to button, <Ria> then read the results. <Ria> it's a haiku!
*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs <Meeko> ennnik! <Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando! <Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events." "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR." "God, I wish." <Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible <AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
<antix> im bored <antix> i think i might go mod my toilet <Shady> what are you going to do? :S <antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix <PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %) <DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage! <PrincessLeia2> ... <PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!? <ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person
<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo? <Titu§ Crow> §) <Tsukiyo> no <Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat <Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me <Titu§ Crow> I don't have a boat. <Tsukiyo> swim then <Titu§ Crow> What the hell are you talking about?
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world. <KittyBoy> the computer world? <[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail <Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion <PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem <Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable <Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable
<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. <Thrawn> actually <Thrawn> fuck dying <Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.
<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage <baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online? <pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested <radii> yeah, duh!
<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =( <@PikaChan> well uhh <@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/ <@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later <Shyster> k <@PikaChan> thanks
Che`work has joined #sh <Che`work> who's alive? <lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep
<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it <Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me <Despot> thats all go back to work
<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal <tezzO> they did?! <tardmac> what was their winning bid?
<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you? <SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME *** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)
<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies <^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start downloading some <^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done <^_-> and i delete all of the movies. <Funk> That happens to me too <Funk> You want to know what's worse? <Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection.
(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day."
<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY
SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old
underneath me for the duration?
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you? <GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right'
<Shelstra> :(( <Shelstra> my poor fishie <|KazzA|> :o what happened <Shelstra> nothing but... <Shelstra> one of his eyes is black <Shelstra> i think he might be blind :( <|KazzA|> aww <Shelstra> we only just noticed it <Mousey> like it cares anyway <Mousey> theres not much to see <staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...'