<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port <sCuber> ?:P <sCuber> playstation ? <mos6581> no <sCuber> i got a microsoft optical <sCuber> playstation2 exists
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall. <Dzarg> lol :))) <Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message. <Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"
<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects. <Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?" <Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do." <Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.." <Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand. <Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy <river> it's a boolean thing
ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)
<@Cyb> wtf is it < tom> like pictionary < tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun < tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with NIGGERS DIE written on them < tom> but that only happened this one time
ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes <ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire
<bring> My mom, out of the blue <bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army <bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too <Nija> boy, was she pissed
<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter
<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes
<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates... <shadowylight> really... THATS COOL... <erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door <shadowylight> wutever ::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66 (miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); <shadowylight> erik?! <shadowylight> brb kalling erik <weezelpunk> sure thing buddy <shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......
<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d
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@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer
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<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates <drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid <[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking <drunker> my wallet
<TRiP]> so you got a bf? <wersa666> yeah, you have a gf? <TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though <wersa666> ok...
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script. <Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter <theraven> a what? <_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry! <theraven> i get you now
[01:03am] ·ct· last night [01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom [01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in [01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits [01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light [01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom [01:03am] Necro ...
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? <Nighthawk> Caffeine <StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-) <Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
<Azadre> Computers kick ass <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today <Azadre> My ass hurts <Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint <Puedlfor> I do what I can
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/ 16502 <abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502? <IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back.. <abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
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(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? (ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw <^Matt^> :/ <Windogg> doh <^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time <^Matt^> like this was the one <^Matt^> :) <Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one" I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak <Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? <Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u <Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? <Einstein> Time's up! <Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight <filo> what an upstanding individual
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests <blur_> and like <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me. <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month. *** collie has left channel #netcom
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood <end> haha *** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
<s___> nair is scary <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your nostrils into a trash can
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?