(neruaL) my mom's computer (neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG <mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich! <mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --] <mrfrosty> he's a tosser <mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp <mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy <mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights <mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig <mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG <mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)
<aba> i was just in detroit <jasn> congratulations. <aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose <aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots (jbk) and that calls for a celebration :) (_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
<teresa> how is your meeting <msd> well <msd> we got off topic <msd> and everyone is now looking at porn
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song' together, after i laugh <jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch
<sup-yo> sporting the zima <kaleido> when i was 19 <kaleido> and desperate to drink <sup-yo> HAHA <sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl <sup-yo> you're so gay <kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good <kaleido> so i tried it <kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me <kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
<MadHack-> i net 4200 <MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66 <MadHack-> give or take <MadHack-> quite the beastly salary <MadHack-> 666 666 :( <MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically * MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
<@aba> plz call me alexander the great <@aba> =[ <@ditz> hahahah <@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D <@aba> yes <@aba> i am going to conquer the internet <@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux
<[m1]> sup sluts <ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit <[m1]> haha dude <[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D <[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd <ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying <ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away <ian_> and all that rot <[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today. (neruaL) me too (neruaL) actually not really (neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet (neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone (neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer
([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys? (resa) playground? (resa) they only think about sex? ([m1]) no teresa ([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like (Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex
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<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay.
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude <@NitroX> no way, not nuke <*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
<wof> does anyone really use emacs? <Pills> my wife used to <wof> really? <wof> what'd she do? <Pills> she... edited files? :)
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs <Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that? <Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn <Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too. <WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs <WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it <Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces? <Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks? <Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers? <Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one <Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF <Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it
<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service * Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector)
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees <KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc? <Statto> it auto bans aol <Statto> which is racist <munk> hahaha
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* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout <Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that. <Amrik> well it makes me feel better
<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works... <TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer <TF-Carbon16> i loved it and... <TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite <TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random <TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife <TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me <TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man <TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;)
<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o <Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions... <SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;) <GimpMaster> hah <Vxie> i dunno <GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o <Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out... <SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?' <Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop <GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care <SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.' <Vxie> ok <GimpMaster> LOL
<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony <Shea-> mmmm pony.
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale <Prick> "Kid Rancher" <Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses <Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids. <Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis <Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation.
<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!!
<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH <Funk> I WAS an abortion. I'm just very stubborn. <Fishfood> i was probably not wanted <Funk> You're not wanted NOW <Fishfood> but who cares! IM HERE NOW AND READY FOR LOVE! <wildkarrdex> I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me
<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car <zamros> my first accident witnessing <zamros> and/or moster truck rally
<ShadiZar> get your happy ass over here then <ShadiZar> i could use a good hard... well, anything <`KArmA> oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, fuck me like a beast karma, oh harder karma <`KArmA> what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!?
<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex? <@ataribaby> that disturbs me <@shagman> you didn't think they did? <@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY <Heinz89> hmmm <Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P
<goferdude> What's "hockey"? <zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS? <Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams
* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room <altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room... <g-o-d> you mean outside? <altair> g-o-d: yes <altair> with the yellow Daystar <g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet <altair> yeah... <g-o-d> cool
<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend <madlocust> and in her case...my best friend <|ced> so write a poem, fag
<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning <wjr> oh? <rsb> a dirty bum <rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile <wjr> ah yes <rsb> he asked me for money <rsb> and <rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on
<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic <MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk <MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY <Stickman_Retard> lol <McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf <Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :)
<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est <GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam?
<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
<|Rain|> whoa neat <|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration
<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such
<orion> i HATE <orion> the beastie boys. <Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC <Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE <Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans <orion> .................................................... <Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train <^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train