<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.
<Atom> im racist against leprachans <Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!" <Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"
<followme> I hate <followme> bitchs <followme> with a uq <followme> less then mine
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. <Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things. <jc> japh did "hello, world" once. It was pretty awesome. <japh> No one does "hello world" like I do. <vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.
<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.
<kipozo> Guess what I bought today.... <kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups. Hypocrysy at it's finest.
<Fryboy> A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18 year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like, you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence. <Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.
<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls? <pr0nfiend> why not <pr0nfiend> mmm <pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls <pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW <pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops [20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel? [20:48] <Cougar> there are [20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING <zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT <Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME <emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me? <emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?
<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-)
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster <+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?
<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games <DAL9000> Geese: maphack?
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp! <sacrine> damn you are elite :| <eSDee> congrats <deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something? <sacrine> do we have a choice? <deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site? <eSDee> omg <sacrine> omfg
<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up? <AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL
<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks <torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time. <Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse <Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole.
<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz <knee> that'll be $8.00 <FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective <mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party <mightyflo> hk bootlegs <FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob <FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½! <enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??
<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null <Tricks> wtf is /dev/null <Despondent> I don't know, what is it? <Tricks> i think u do mate <Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07) <blazemore> ah hear we go <HKISA> YES!!! <HKISA> wait <HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place
<kt> i got my tongue pierced <Eamon_the_goth17> really <Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth??
<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their wwjd. i mean, wtf? <yapper> you mean wtfwjd! lol! <punkassjy> rtfb!
<Kinto> That totally sucked. <Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ... <Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell. <Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J. * Kinto starts rapping. <Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross. <Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.
<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance! <LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times. <LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with: * Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P * Leliel also :P <LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c." <Suika|away> divide c! <Suika|away> that's so moving
<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime? <Mime> No, but I can kill people. <Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.
<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S E-MAIL SERVER. <Saveth> Hmm. <Saveth> Who wants a copy? <jwbozzy> <-- <MrFalcon> <-- <res0> <--
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude <dsif0r> that microsoft uses <dsif0r> he rules. <quish> ... <quish> no he doesnt <quish> he's annoying as hell <dsif0r> yes he does <dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings <dsif0r> people just treat him like shit <dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways <Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky
<jade> don't become one of them <jade> geeks = evil <jade> except as sex slaves. *** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)
<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of photoshop on the net? <Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs... <Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me..
<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare <slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me <Ice_raven> it is <slash> okay, that's good. <slash> no false advertising there!
<Tac0> FiZi <Tac0> are u connected to the internet? <FiZi2> What the fuck do you think
<nein> what unix o.s. should i install on a 486 with 7megs ram? <nein> laptop <A-KO> Trashcan with kernel I.7.5u-ck.5 <A-KO> :) <nein> is that a free download? <nein> heheh <nein> will it run aol?
<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K <Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?
<Murdock> r2d2 isnt a robot.. it's a droif <Murdock> er.. droid <jitspoe> r2d2 isn't a robot, it's a midget in a tin can!
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too? <Jade-> the internet and your computer
* Zimbu finds Perl funny <Zimbu> It's the only programming language that forces you to use as many emoticons as possible