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#20383 [ + | - ] 328
[topic changed [ @lelesan [ Attention IRC Users: No one
fucking cares what mp3 you are listening to ]
#20358 [ + | - ] 183
<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location
#20352 [ + | - ] -38
<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures
initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold
<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts
of all the arabs in the east
#20351 [ + | - ] 329
<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest
thing in the universe
<wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the
earth
<wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole
<NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once
jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty
#20347 [ + | - ] 412
<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users
list :)
* placido|working has left #MTFN
* placido|working has joined #MTFN
<claybats|work> wb placido|working
<placido|working> wb placido|working
<claybats|work> see?
<placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared.
:D
<Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does
#20344 [ + | - ] 341
<Hellace> \\192.168.28.98\movies2\video clips\kitty stir
fry.mpeg
<Hellace> thats fucken wrong
<Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that
<Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace...
<Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something
<Hellace> well its dodgy hey
<Hellace> its a cat getting cooked..
<Gothmog> yeah i figured that
<Gothmog> stirfried infact...
<Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong"
<Zen> aarg
<Zen> that fucking horrible
<Gothmog> you watched it?
<Gothmog> LOL
<Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to
not be fucking horrible?
<Zen> well curiosity killed the cat
#20318 [ + | - ] 213
<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
#20309 [ + | - ] -3
<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor
#20307 [ + | - ] 172
<Jon2> what's the racial slur for pakistanis?
<log> cab drivers?
#20305 [ + | - ] 125
<sara> i <3'ed george michael
<sara> till
<sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan
<[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms
<[pele]> oh
<[pele]> that too
#20290 [ + | - ] 1453
<partyman> hallo
<partyman> hei
<sara> ?
<partyman> hallo
<sara> what?
<partyman> kæm e du?
<sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a
boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i
have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a
boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex
<partyman> okei
<partyman> do you want netsex?
#20286 [ + | - ] 174
jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is
indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house
#20274 [ + | - ] 353
<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister
<Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex
starved nymphette
<Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing
cousin
<Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie
<martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go
within 200 yards of at this rate :p
#20269 [ + | - ] 278
<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of
this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern
<Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty
shitty
#20259 [ + | - ] 421
<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself
involved with?
<marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something
<marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately
<marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with
it?
#20254 [ + | - ] 66
<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING,
TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
#20248 [ + | - ] 160
<notxyst> fuck budget cuts
<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#20245 [ + | - ] 278
<waug> Did anyone else discover that drunk chicks are easier
to seduce?
#20243 [ + | - ] 91
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself
to a new box
#20240 [ + | - ] 910
<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a
costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you
what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I
came in my underwear".
<sara> oh god that's awful
<outcaste> yes, yes it is
<jimmie> what a great idea
ð jimmie/#hades makes notes
<outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask
you what you are, just say "fuck knows"
#20235 [ + | - ] 462
<jimmie> while i was gone
<jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them
<jimmie> i'm not sure what to think
#20230 [ + | - ] 881
<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart
at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look
in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?
<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?
<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question:
Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of
individual free will in the light of the deterministic
theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist
psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like
leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
#20227 [ + | - ] 499
<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out
<@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf
#20225 [ + | - ] 490
<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the
relationship.
<maxathome> cool, she knew unix?
#20220 [ + | - ] 230
<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question
<_ohm> girl/woman
<_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of
ass sweat
#20218 [ + | - ] 4
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
ùíù frash was kicked off #Twilight_Zone by callas (kick you
cuz you're a dicksmack!)
#20216 [ + | - ] 351
ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara
ð sara creams
<xyst> sara: you forgot an s.
#20214 [ + | - ] 274
-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my
best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two
kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
#20203 [ + | - ] 134
<Wilco> [29.3%] 1986|||6770: World Currencies: Vietnam
<MiNTiE_> rice
#20193 [ + | - ] 141
<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the
<UncleJed> Chihuahua!
<UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,
<UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to
<UncleJed> replace its top executive and the
<UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the
<UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in
<UncleJed> commercials.
<_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources
reported
#20189 [ + | - ] 430
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to
the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
#20185 [ + | - ] 372
<Kowalski> Graeme - There are 10 million Norwegians, you can't
piss all of them off
<Graeme> i could shoot A-Ha.
#20156 [ + | - ] 230
<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is
~70 days.
<plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.
<plaz`> This irks me.
#20152 [ + | - ] 177
<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales,
yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)
#20150 [ + | - ] 156
<Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and
he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get
laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd
stayed in school.
#20143 [ + | - ] 316
<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today
<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me
forever.
<PsychoOne> he is gay
<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls,
I suck dick"
#20139 [ + | - ] 187
* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^
Hwalking the dog
#20137 [ + | - ] 245
[@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that
[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI.
[@haro] lol, right..
[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
#20122 [ + | - ] 420
<fong> can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN..
<orange1> use a crossover cable
<fong> i already have a crossover cable, 2 nics in 1 pc, and
another in the client pc..
<fong> what do i do next?
<orange1> put the crossover cable between the two pc's
<fong> did that already
<orange1> then they're connected
<fong> its the configuration part i cant handle
<fong> yeah.. but i want them connected AND working
<netmunky> you never said shit about that
#20112 [ + | - ] 268
( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes
bugging me
( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where
they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all
over it?
( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that
feature?
( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
#20108 [ + | - ] 104
<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the
uglyest people ever
<Rival|Inq> "gamers gone ugly"
<Rival|Inq< "uncensored"
#20105 [ + | - ] 424
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<@Rodan> Oral_U just shut down a paki internet cafe
#20101 [ + | - ] 241
tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR
jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD
USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I
PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
#20092 [ + | - ] 31
(¨) join/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..
(Cyril) hello???
(Cyril) anyone here?
(karabasik) dont try
(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)
(Cyril) how do you know?
(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC
(Cyril) mIRC
(¨) leave/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..
#20089 [ + | - ] 108
<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you
claim to be. well groomed ect.
<i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut
#20082 [ + | - ] 258
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard
print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns
her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over
and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then
she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and
then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
#20078 [ + | - ] 1192
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were
suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all
physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most
likely.
#20073 [ + | - ] 457
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers,
Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four
CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind
up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years
to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#20071 [ + | - ] 542
* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant
to be free!
#20069 [ + | - ] 114
<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.
<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.