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#23405 [ + | - ] 397
(+profiled) you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact
some times, it's not right to do!
(@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but
in end before u cum in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c
profiled?
(+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song
#23401 [ + | - ] 216
<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is
higher than your stock price
#23397 [ + | - ] 812
<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
<Munkey> looks worse
<MuNkEy`> no way
<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
#23396 [ + | - ] 36852
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN
OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#23394 [ + | - ] 177
<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to
myself and looked all over for the undo button
#23393 [ + | - ] 48
(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea
of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by
the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!
#23392 [ + | - ] 265
<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start
flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.
sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings
and stuff
#23390 [ + | - ] 295
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site
so the planes can't miss the runway next time
#23389 [ + | - ] 713
<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with
salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via
helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about,
creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression
alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them
choke and die? Priceless
#23383 [ + | - ] 278
DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666,
0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly
appreciated
Polytope: "useless"
#23382 [ + | - ] 377
<jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then
#23381 [ + | - ] 570
XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass
still hurts
HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?
#23379 [ + | - ] 152
<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges
into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with
their own body!
<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right
to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.
#23377 [ + | - ] 252
<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
<Tabby_Tech> hit enter
<Jean> there is no enter button
<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard
#23376 [ + | - ] 770
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you
have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to
all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
#23370 [ + | - ] 160
(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live
with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the
line at a DIET drink
#23369 [ + | - ] 315
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart
gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is
the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark
attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and
sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
#23368 [ + | - ] 256
<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of
ass
#23366 [ + | - ] 73
(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the
wrong areas
#23364 [ + | - ] 144
<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much
better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book
#23363 [ + | - ] -48
<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning
<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?
#23356 [ + | - ] 264
*** tanner has joined #support
<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like
www.google.com
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like
that
<tanner> then what
<tanner> do i type in dildo shop
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search
for in the search window
* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a
new word today
<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
<tanner> i am
<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an
internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions
in here
*** tanner has left #support
#23355 [ + | - ] 168
Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m
making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
#23354 [ + | - ] 214
Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions
#23347 [ + | - ] 300
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it
on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#23342 [ + | - ] 506
<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead.
#23337 [ + | - ] 182
<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children
#23336 [ + | - ] 346
<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz
<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> wha
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* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest
<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.
<Legalize-> damn irc.
#23331 [ + | - ] 52
<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany,
and talk like shakira?
<Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk
like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss
cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0
#23322 [ + | - ] 140
<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its
an animal instinct to leave your scent.
#23314 [ + | - ] 186
Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
c8ie: OK
c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's
certainly not in the sky
#23311 [ + | - ] 180
<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
<Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a
programmer, please think about the programmers"
<Tseng> Shit then
* Tseng is AFK,  Leeching Warez
#23310 [ + | - ] 118
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
#23305 [ + | - ] 116
<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
#23304 [ + | - ] 202
<chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0
intentions of running it on a production network i was just
wondering how many bugs to expect ...
<|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut
you before you even have it all the way home yet.
<-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar
in your gas tank
<|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
<|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the
national guard arrived
#23301 [ + | - ] 265
<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up
the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much
that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use
it when waiting for a page to load.
#23299 [ + | - ] 232
<aster> what's a cervix
<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
#23298 [ + | - ] 159
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a
trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and
worship was so thin.
#23288 [ + | - ] 336
(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan
(mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has
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(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed
#23284 [ + | - ] 212
(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to
kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
#23279 [ + | - ] 34
* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF
DOOOOOOOM
(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
#23276 [ + | - ] 351
<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on
standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with
sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
#23272 [ + | - ] 208
(Skyler) Alright
(Skyler) Everyone ready?
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(Comic-San) ....
#23261 [ + | - ] 303
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in
turn,. he is like santa,
but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you
register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#23260 [ + | - ] 171
<waffle> just forward all the mail locally
<Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward
<waffle> Kyle: i think
<waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck
<Kevyn> Heh.
#23257 [ + | - ] 223
(¨) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ]_!
SD_mIRC@dialup-209.245.74.174.LosAngeles1.Level3.net)..
(X_[WaReZ]_) hey
(X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle
#23254 [ + | - ] 247
<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?
<Ryutaro> WTFD
<miharu> oO
<miharu> WTF... D?
<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
#23253 [ + | - ] 92
* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo
appears on his MiniDisc
* SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
#23239 [ + | - ] 256
<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc
heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
#23238 [ + | - ] 386
* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" -
just for the fuck of it
<`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I
look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session
<`KArmA> tag-team style
<ShadiZar> rofl
<ShadiZar> amen brother
<`KArmA> let us pray