UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!! AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.
<Kiko> I love you guys <@mjau> we love you too kiko <@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce <@mjau> KIKOMAN <@mjau> hehehe <@mjau> salty yet delicious <Kiko> Thats what SHE said <Kiko> :)
<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background. <aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang <Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it <illy>yumm...
(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment" (@Phitz): hahahaha (@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie *** Joins: hootie (blah@209.250.58.28) (@BigTruck): :o (@Phitz): wtf (@BigTruck): my mind just exploded (@Phitz): *nod*
* m4z3` kicks dalnet * Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ())) <Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
<Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
<Raenne> Damnit, my cookies are only half baked <Tungee> Smoke em up a bit more then <Futility> Heh heh heh... half baked. <Raenne> I stuck em back in the oven :) <Tungee> Mazi <Tungee> Nazi <Raenne> ... <Raenne> They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE <Raenne> chocolate chip :) <Tungee> The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities. <Dwopple the Orc> huh?
<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story <Dragon-Beast> so so so easy <lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers <Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.
<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases. <`MT> other 10% have cocks
<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes <Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo <Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab <Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit <Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it <Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1 <@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick <@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.
< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag! < cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds < Logik-> cristib, my computers ram < cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging? < cristib> that's deep
<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole. <@Riffraff> COOL! <+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.
<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down? was it shut down? <ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive
<bri> 12 <bri> er <bri> 22 <napalm_> sweet... <napalm_> oh <bri> either way <napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score. <napalm_> lol <bri> im not gonna ask <napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.
<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland <bri> : <kitten> heh <bri> i hum the theme music <bri> and jump on bushes <bri> but then i get all cut up <bri> :
<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once <freeweed> it really fucks things up
<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does? like can I run ICQ in there ?
* Joins: Julie_ (~warez@63.243.0.98) Julie_ is ~warez@63.243.0.98 * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc * <jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix. <jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size <Julie_> ha <jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form
<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD <Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy? <Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT <Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH <Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP <Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING <Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR <Funk> Masturbating over.
<Lilmuckers> i watched this great program about gays getting murdered <crt2k> ... <Lilmuckers> well, <Lilmuckers> gay people being persecuted <IUG> ... <Lilmuckers> damnit <Lilmuckers> i'm not making this sound good am i?
(@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of? (moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching
<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p <Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.
<Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a particually great voice <Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats good enough for me ;) <Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?! <Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know... you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them as they bend down to get the soap...
<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time
<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except they know the answers
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results <Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"
(|Robot|Bender): Kronos, so angry. So mad. so full of hate. Have a salad, a lite beer and take a nap. (jot): salad, lite beer? you want to make him happy, not gay
<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking? <MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder <Wonderboy> what you're coding? <MastaB> Hack tools.
<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain <synjaWrk> $300/year <synjaWrk> daamn <sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ? <synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one <synjaWrk> :)
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no? KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ? Eric3934: no KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks
TC3743: My laptop is ghetto. sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like 'bling bling'? TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the toaster to the coffee machine =/ sgtpudding: LOL sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater" right now TC3743: lol TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...
<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work <Phucker> You mean masturbation? <weed> i havn't done that in a while <weed> i must be gettin old <Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday <Phucker> So I'm good <weed> 6 times?! <Phucker> Yeah <weed> you must be 'chapped'
<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong! BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi <cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)
* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school <ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school
<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar <SmMeTh> heh <Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar <brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom <soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo? <NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO <Eightba||> lol <soup> lolo nate <soup> you are to witty for your own good
<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite <shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy <gortho> we're happy for you <shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries <psmylie> what?!? <psmylie> ... <psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?
* Xian just heard a loud bang out side <Xian> OMG <Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car! <Valv|tuba> WHAT? <Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?
(timmo) her boobies are fake (timmo) ;[ [nyisles] hmm [nyisles] are they photoshopped [nyisles] ? [Guilty] No [Guilty] They're implants
(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room (timmo) and woke up (timmo) and they were fucking whacking [Gimdb] i'd finish them off
<kisama> these penguin mints are weak <Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines <Guilty> No weak caffeine mints
<Staberinde> Ah lovely. First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail <Boogaleeboo> Eh. <Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me <Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds <Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the fuck I am" <Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans <Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent