<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048) <mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.
<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry <sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop
<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian <sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian
<Tarrant> the condom pack says <Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
<PkLvsKimZ> well <PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave <PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny <R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied <R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over
<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips™ you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"
<treepop> ok fire alarm is over <treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!! <treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place <RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash
<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then <delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time? <Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer
<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!! <L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay? <Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and have my kid...hell fuckin no <L0ne_W0lf> why not <Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit <L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it
<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on) <Lath> Er, no <DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?" <IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.
<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards. <Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards <BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards! I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!
*** V is now known as MissScarlet <Foxworth> ... <Foxworth> must... <Foxworth> resist... <Foxworth> urge... *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen *** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation
<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol. <WoodenPlank> hes good angry music <WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than anyone else on the planet <WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic
<infra> read the freebsd handbook <infra> then read it again <phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself
* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball? <katester> mom to kid: "i should have swallowed" <tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once <tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera <tyler> year <tyler> by some other guy's junk too <mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know <PaddyBoy> I'm not, <PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :) <tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties <tylerox> he got kissed <tylerox> what is he complaining about <sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,. <katester> haha <mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then <tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful <tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really <LeslieHapablap> still. <tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything <PaddyBoy> hahaha. <PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck. <LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk. <tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco <sureshot> haha. christ. <eliti> hahahahahaha
<*kraken> oh <*kraken> my <*kraken> god <*kraken> my mom sent me an email <*kraken> and in it at one point she said <*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?" <*kraken> THANKS MOM!
<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once <Threeboy> haah. <Threeboy> that's more like torture 101. <Didjital> taht game was hard as hell <Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass. <Didjital> mario is missing = win <Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice. <Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
<mikezilla> say that again threeboy <mikezilla> i'll do better <mikezilla> i promise <Threeboy> say what? <mikezilla> that thing about having power <mikezilla> i will comeback this time <Threeboy> naw. <mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt <mikezilla> from the pain <Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC. <Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today
<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal. <Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx
<t0ast> fuck you <Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;) <t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F <Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.
<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo <piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo] <piccolo> :/ <piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)] [5m38s/192kbps/stereo] <melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:| <piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <melvin> that's it assmunch <melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry * melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!! * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus <melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002 <Kitsa> melvin: fuck off <melvin> <3
<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help <Duckie5147> with what? <SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard. <Duckie5147> hahaha <Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen <SenorWeird> and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar" <SenorWeird> and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever <Mepitans> and bakula made it that way <Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek <Mepitans> never watched that show <Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything <Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass <FlyNavy> heh <Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.
<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy <Canasian> LoL exploring? <Canasian> Girls explore their body <Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
<Nydus> hey whatsup <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> ok... <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> dude whats wrong with you <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> i just wanna talk <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are... <Zoom> GAY <Zoom> CRAP
<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike... <aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D" <aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
<mchem> what does less do? <Rizen> it's like more <Rizen> but better <aegis> conversations about unix are funny
<asterick> My dad sucks ass. <andy\food> what does he suck out of asses? <andy\food> small rodents?
<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people. <andy> There's plenty of room.
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation. <aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
<rizen> huge tits are not good <rizen> but then <rizen> I fuck guys <rizen> so take it as you will
<CYwolf> damnit. <CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position <rizen> minister? <rizen> do you mean missionary? <malis> whatever <rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
* @andy blows his load. * Khross eats a child. <@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times <hypo> uh <hypo> my friend told me that