<*@Xavier> hey, it's japanese, not ebonics. dem's slanty-eyed' bro's, not black mo' fo's.
<MSN-02> MARCUS! <MSN-02> HELP! <MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer! <Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer! <MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one. <MSN-02> Ah... <MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you... <MSN-02> >_< <Marcus> ... <Marcus> Too late to take it back now.
<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling.
(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com (T1MMY) 1st trial 888 (T1MMY) 2nd trial 741 (T1MMY) 3rd trial 439 (T1MMY) 4th trial 499 (T1MMY) min 439 (@Okelydokely) ... (T1MMY) max 888 (T1MMY) avg 666
<Hsu> you can have such amazing battle in the beta <Hsu> i suck ballz and i still have a shit load of fun <Hsu> it gets you so pumped <Methos> keeps you fit too sweating from all that adrenalin gaming.. that's how i stay fit <Hsu> you smell <Methos> yes, that's the sweat from the "set" i just did.. <Hsu> reps <Hsu> got to love them <Methos> it was a quick fast paced HL gib-fest <Methos> my next "rep" is slower a calmdown by playing solitaire
<WillaCuz> THERES A MIDGET ON MTV <WillaCuz> noooooooooo <WillaCuz> i missed it <WillaCuz> lol <aNuBiS-> :/ <aNuBiS-> I wanna fuck a dirty midget slut <aNuBiS-> Then when I go to cum on her face, have her jump up trying to catch it like raindrops from the sky <Chr[i]s> hahahah
<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"
<RollingBrass> hey...the us open is coming to long island <BADGER> <RollingBrass> You want a U.S. Open?! * Rollingbrass unveils a banner of Goatse Man <RollingBrass> TigerWoods: Now THAT'S a 19th hole! <BADGER> RollingBrass: More like a new hazard :P <BADGER> <Ref> In the Goatse! Shoot from where it lands or mulligan? <Tiger> MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!
<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day <Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge <Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"
<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called? <Logic_BomB> rats <Logic_BomB> rice <Logic_BomB> children
<Volt9000> .. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK <Volt9000> oh wait nm <Volt9000> there's no disk in it
<Gplex> is this the main channel <Gplex> where's the main channel? <Gplex> what's a "main channel" <Gplex> what does that mean: "in the main channel"
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs <CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth. <tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something? <CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.
<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine
<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.
<PyRo_ZaCh> i think i gota try sellin weed or something <KeLLy`R> i'll buy some! <PyRo_ZaCh> u got a heat lamp i could borrow? <KeLLy`R> no sorry <PyRo_ZaCh> hrmmmmmmm <PyRo_ZaCh> i need that first <PyRo_ZaCh> i got it planed so if i would no one could find <PyRo_ZaCh> but i need a heat lamp <PyRo_ZaCh> and a rabbit <PyRo_ZaCh> and some sort of hover craft
<Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here was a chef or some shit <Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins <Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken... <Shibbz> yeah chicken
<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000 <Arielana> lol <Arielana> no way <Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz <Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day
<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off? <Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST.. <Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it. <Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter <anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.
<overkill_> yo <overkill_> i bought these <overkill_> fucking <overkill_> cookie monster cookies <overkill_> they are the bomb <overkill_> haha <ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies? <aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists? <overkill_> yea dude <overkill_> hahahah <b0nk> ehehaha
<daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;) *** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today <Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job <Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were sneaky ;) <Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?" <Threeboy> sloppy seconds.
<guest1101> techno... I pity you.. <guest1101> I really do <@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence? <guest1101> NOT AT ALL <guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT SHIT <@Boogaleeboo> "U" <@Boogaleeboo> Good move
<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide <zs> afk for a minute <waffle> suicide does not count as afk
<antimatter> i like my penis <antimatter> it's so cute <antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it <antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me <antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde' <antimatter> my penis is bilingual
<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"
<Lestat> @find africa <Ganner> @find nigeria <Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis <Lestat> @find fisherman tim <brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP
-plot· then i masterbated -plot· :D +chimney· we didn't need to know that last part -plot· but you wanted to know +chimney· oh yes, i just LOVE knowing when EVERY ONE has recently masturbated +chimney· it's my top priority, i made a mysql database just to keep track -plot· dude -plot· thats sick
<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good. <ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book <Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms. <Schroe> ... <Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language <ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw
<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay homo doesnt want to pay shipping <ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ, and Fry into making idiots of themselves. <Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples always falls for traps because they think there smarter <Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh? <Arazan> what? <Arazan> fuck u *** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)
<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ. My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!! <Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house <Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?
<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships <synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana... <synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED <synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable
<jamesf> go to work, put your jacket over your chair and a cup of coffee next to your keyboard, then go home <jamesf> everyone will think you're in a meeting <jamesf> turn up again at 4, do an hour's work and then go home again <jamesf> no-one will be any the wiser
<l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.
<Snio> pathetic !!!! <Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars <DawaiDOOM> you tried them? <Snio> no ! of course ! <Snio> lol <p0s> *LOG* *** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)
<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. <AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it" <AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it" <AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"
* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth SeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Windesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Rish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Hypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Vulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT : <inshadowhiding> well that was efective
<chikster> I am 15 <hardlined> 15 is prime age to start experimenting with anal sex.