<iggz[work]> Indeed. <iggz[work]> mav you might like this <iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/ edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg <iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/ offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/ <iggz[work]> no <iggz[work]> fuck <iggz[work]> not that <iggz[work]> the second one <iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut. <Phucker> Is it a mullet? <Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome. <Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet' <Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay <Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later
<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked <@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now? <@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn
<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy <@chikster> no beards at school? <+RushMore> no beards <@chikster> gayness to the extreme <+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school <+RushMore> run by nuns <+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either <@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you <@chikster> he had long hair too <@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say
<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday <+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours <+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo <+Kuro_> for 24 hours <+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth <asmodius> :x <m2-Cruiser> :o <asmodius> :x <moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg <m2-Cruiser> not a valid url <asmodius> omg you clicked on it <moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick? <asmodius> feg <asmodius> :(
<daenonon^II> lol <daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up <daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam <daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up <daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"
<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing <AC|Malaki> lol <AC|Malaki> !donothing <Guildenstern> hehe <AC|Malaki> .. <AC|Malaki> hrm <Guildenstern> hehehee <beans> dumbass <AC|Malaki> it not working.. <AC|Malaki> OI! <AC|Malaki> git! <AC|Malaki> =( <beans> LOL <beans> QUOTE!
<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet? <Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms <Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock. <slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?
<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser <blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button. <Soundwave> same <NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing " <ACTRESS NAME> nude" <NapkinEater> work sucks
<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard? <ibor132> i hate those
<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment. <Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly. <Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts." <Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks (@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in (@Matt) echo the time in red (TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time (TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc> (@Matt) its wrong (TheOne) i think you will find its right (@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW (@Matt) -noob
<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time <pagan> true dat CrdStang
<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects <Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!" <Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?" <Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
[@agg]: fs [@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo [@agg]: for about 5 mins [@agg]: with my tv remote
<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke." <RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala." <Tenek> luke? <LordChaos-AFK> lol <Relnereth> Luke and amidala? <RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second." <Tenek> Anakin, Rex. <Sir_silver> HOO HA <Relnereth> incest!! <RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin." <RexExitium> haha oops.
<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick. <NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse. <NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening <T_B2k> k :( <x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =) <T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)
*** KronicD (KronicD@vw-2677.bigpond.com) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)
<RichiH> warthawg: define "date" <RichiH> relatives dount count, btw <warthawg> hmmm define a date <warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender" no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling <RichiH> heh <RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?
<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus. <Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases. <Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting. <Toad> It might've been! <Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end? <Toad> This joke is now stale. <NapkinEater> like the cake <Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger. <NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK. <Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.
<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas? <RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
<smarti> hi <smarti> im 18m from sydney <smarti> australia <smarti> any one to chat <smarti> msg me <Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand
<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers <deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working <QuiKsiLvA> kool <QuiKsiLvA> what does it do? <deathz0r> ... <QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what <QuiKsiLvA> tell me!
* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish. <Charion> do you have a teenage sister? <Upth> nope <Charion> ok no idea then
<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ? <-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker! <Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben. <bool> DiamonDie, why not? <DiamonDie> because they can't! <bool> they did! <bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben <DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too? <DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them <DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"
<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid <BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old <flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?
<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there...... <Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
<Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass or my brain? :)) <Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
* Topic is '#studio64: Sex. Angst. Hate. Idiocy. Socio-theological Debate. || <Sigma> topic change please || <Sigma> I'm a big homo. <Sigma> Please stick something large and meaty in my poophole. || <Sigma> Thanks'
<Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed <Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep <Diablo-D3> besides working on software * Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow * Diablo-D3 sighs (---about 10 minutes pause---) <Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me <RichiH> you are sleeping <RichiH> you don't exist any more <RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and irc <RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails
<qtpielucy2002> what country do ducth people live <udderbalm> dutchovia. <qtpielucy2002> really?
<road_over> some one is hacking me <road_over> help <@InvadeR> hacking you how.. <road_over> the lights on my modem are always flashing <road_over> is this normal?
<dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool <dOink> i mean... i gotta shit dOink (dOink@vw27711.pacific.net.au) is now known as dOi[fOOd] <logicalentity> wtf?! <logicalentity> food?! <logicalentity> I thought... * logicalentity runs away screaming
<MaDCoW> verdana is the best font ever <Threeboy> its allright. <Threeboy> for a web font. <MaDCoW> well yea <Threeboy> when it gets big it gets ugly. <Threeboy> like a woman.
<slackor> maybe, send me your pic first. last person i met off the net turned out to be 12 FBI agents