<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME <foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION <Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
<virika> i need a back massage * virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager <Chaensaw> haha <Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER <virika> i broke my back massager ):
<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128 <incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"
Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum Finque: one time i didn't Finque: let's just say she bites Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch" Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me Finque: and bites tom: wtf Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus Finque: i got her good and horney Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog
<isocat> isceald. have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own? <isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso. <ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.
<@Juste> noooo <@Juste> shut down pc box was checked Juste «yamikun@evrtwa1-ar14-4-42-127-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<UPC747> Og may I PM you? <Ogredude> yah <^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you? <Pi> Og, may I DoS you? <Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you? <Schlock> Og, may I eat you? <Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog? <Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.
* Drago needs a fake ID :/
<Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit.
<Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese
caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you
* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz] *** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] (outlawtorn@FFChat-24919.ipt.aol.com) (Connection reset by peer) <peer> :D
<Fentom> i hate ICQ <Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?" <Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz
<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running! <Mandingo> Stupid toilet. I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.
* Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot * Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool * Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it someday.
<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm <Valvados> So theoretically <Valvados> If I wank <Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks
<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS. MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.
<Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now <Ody> ... <Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window O_O
<lavhoes> fuck, i hate it when i need something from my mom and she's having sex.
<Tovart|Away> Pino, i'm wondering <Tovart|Away> You're from Japan, right? <pino> g ?I <Tovart|Away> I'll take that as a yes.
<Hiro> I go to get a nectarine to eat <Hiro> I discover all twelve have melted and merged together into a large fluffy animal <Hiro> It tried to eat me! <=O
<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ". <Nall> No. <Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn. <Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.
<neored13> It's weird. I can masturbate all day with little to no ill effects, but I swing an axe for a few minutes and my hands ache.
<Khrath> the thing i miss most about dating <Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip
<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch <Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3 <Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society
<BTZ> I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.
<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l <MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.
<ChuffyCow> "welcome to the vancouver snow boarding championships. thousands of dollars are up for grabs" <ChuffyCow> WHO CARES, IT'S CANUCK MONEY
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave <MidoriKid> Nope. I have a four year contract. <Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged. <Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave <Oolong> it's a win-win situation
<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys <Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt"
<Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better <Noztop> plus they'd probably fuck you for a can of coke
<Anubis> i hate ppl that use my name and dont even know who or what anubis is <nyLar> I bet you don't even know. <Anubis> ya i do <nyLar> Who is he then? *** Anubis has quit IRC
<sheik> your mom <striderj> what <sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms dick last night <striderj> what, hahahahahahah <sheik> wait no thats not what i meant <striderj> sure
<lice> i swear <lice> i hate ppl that promise work done without asking me first <Killeroy> that's called "managing"
<rancid> if i made my drive NTFS and it is going slow, does my computer just need to get use to it?
<cwd> god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good <HardCore> did it lift u off? <cwd> yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt
<_Superfro> how long does a blister take to heal? <minime--> super its in your best interest that you stop masturbating <Willacuz> you know you masterbate too much , when u see a towel and u get horny <minime--> you know you masturbate too much when the air coming out of the a/c vent gives you a hardon <Willacuz> i dont get that one? <minime--> neither do I? <_Superfro> you know you masturbate too much when you are afraid to use a dirty sock <aNuBiS-> you know you masturbate too much when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much <Willacuz> aNuBiS- u know you masterbate too much when you masterbate to us talking about when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much <aNuBiS-> Willacuz: dont make me take that one a step further... <aNuBiS-> ...cause that would require thinking, and Im too busy masturbating
<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good <Kurushimi> yes. <Kurushimi> i play with myself <Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT
<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm fixing <psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a diving board
<UmbraSG> Second, you are jealous of my 2" penis? <Ibuki> wtf <Ibuki> 2 inches is not a penis <Ibuki> it's a large clit
<aidan> hmm <aidan> does anyone know how to include html code inside a php script?
<Entrope> !8ball would you please get your dick out of Rossell's ass? <ChanServ> Entrope : No. <Rossell> awww shit, he's gonna superglue it <Rossell> Arg! Now we're gonna have to walk around like this <DrMagus> lol <Rossell> we're Siamese twins <Rossell> ChanServ YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
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<bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer but i only have 1 <bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them? <NE|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys? <bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby? <eyesore> coat hanger and draino
<James> I had an idea the other day.. Set up a website for all the people around the world who work in any form of customer reaching job. Everyone pays a membership fee each month, and this money goes into a pot. Then when a tech support person has a customer who really doesn't get it, they can use the money in the pot to hire a hitman.. It all goes around, so people will never have to deal with completely retarded customers again.
·Serfer· Let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude. ·pHluid· 10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up. ·Serfer· Not enough time. ·pHluid· Must be a lot of you to grease.
<ThreeZee> woo <ThreeZee> overcocked! <ThreeZee> lol <ThreeZee> CLOCk <ThreeZee> my bad <ThreeZee> hehe
*** Rimbaud sets mode: +v HerrZombie <HerrZombie> yep <HerrZombie> ty Rim <HerrZombie> I didn't even have to ask <HerrZombie> you're on the ball today ;) <Rimbaud> I'm good like that. People want me to + them, I just go right ahead and do it. <Rimbaud> A sort of + rape, if you will