hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21105 Approved Quotes | 0 in Moderation Queue
#38250 [ + | - ] 161
<Daedalus> i think i am sexy
<Daedalus> in a gay way
<riz> *crickets*
<Phusion> wow.
#38248 [ + | - ] 393
<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation?
<Nec> till monday, i think
<<Nec> next week, that is.
<trunck> whoa
<trunck> really long
<trunck> fucking school kids
<Nec> is illegal.
#38244 [ + | - ] 271
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all
the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D
#38240 [ + | - ] 234
<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the
electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the
same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard
now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part
of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!
#38235 [ + | - ] -98
<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family
are pregnant, and which are in their period
#38233 [ + | - ] 483
<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"
#38231 [ + | - ] 970
<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery
Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like
OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change.
#38230 [ + | - ] 1029
«TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the
look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese,
bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a
cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...
#38223 [ + | - ] 241
<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX
!!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on
the internet
#38215 [ + | - ] 280
<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying
linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root
shell account that i can practice with?
#38207 [ + | - ] 16
<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last
night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
#38204 [ + | - ] 382
<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each
gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in
the ass while you do it
#38182 [ + | - ] 444
<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to
their level, then beat you with experience.
#38180 [ + | - ] -7
<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me
#38162 [ + | - ] 252
*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore
<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
*** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)
*** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)
<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
#38161 [ + | - ] 369
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
#38156 [ + | - ] 464
<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It
has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of
toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
#38145 [ + | - ] 1114
<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said
"you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl
me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that
about you was right)
#38135 [ + | - ] 125
<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've
heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of
money on
#38133 [ + | - ] 965
<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's
"Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike
it's "Kicked by console"
#38115 [ + | - ] 369
<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a
splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
#38114 [ + | - ] 749
<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the
computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside
him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went
back to playing his game
#38104 [ + | - ] 194
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! °
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?
#38091 [ + | - ] 930
(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
#38089 [ + | - ] 504
<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
#38085 [ + | - ] 432
<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm
when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it
into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so
salty.
#38080 [ + | - ] 151
(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)
#38069 [ + | - ] 550
<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man
#38064 [ + | - ] 106
<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
#38063 [ + | - ] 313
<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.
#38062 [ + | - ] 342
<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers
#38043 [ + | - ] 449
<IICV> This is freaky.
<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
<IICV> He wants my grapes.
<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?
#38035 [ + | - ] 283
<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have
been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism
issues))
#38028 [ + | - ] 148
<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective
Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called
"Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*
#38020 [ + | - ] 26
<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer
<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet
<MikeG520> er isp
#38011 [ + | - ] 279
<A-KO> heh
<A-KO> so
<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh
<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.
<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P
<A-KO> lol
#38005 [ + | - ] 205
<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them.
#38003 [ + | - ] 247
<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny
hats.
#37997 [ + | - ] 257
*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd
(DIE.)
*** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined
channel #rmipeople
<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?
#37996 [ + | - ] 194
<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not
<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then,
but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the
ass.
#37995 [ + | - ] 213
<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.
#37988 [ + | - ] 564
*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has joined #photography
<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?
<pd_corax> A what?
<danno> wtf is a photo
*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has left #photography
<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...
#37986 [ + | - ] 14
<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga
<h2o> ?
<h2o> my connection?
<Lordy> no your hair style
#37968 [ + | - ] 276
<Dllem> I like free stuff
<EyePulp> Like herpes?
#37967 [ + | - ] 100
<Sean> haha you don't like the finns
<Skywalker> i have the finns
<ed|work> in a small box?
<Skywalker> hate*
#37964 [ + | - ] 46
<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm
while we were playing chess
<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-
#37959 [ + | - ] -36
* Wiggle sighs
* boardwild wiggles
<Wiggle> :(
<boardwild> crybaby
<Wiggle> thanks
<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?
<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!
* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
#37954 [ + | - ] 723
[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass
dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon
(~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...
#37953 [ + | - ] 196
<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2
minus having a large stick
<Mad_Matte> geting kids...
#37952 [ + | - ] 244
* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started