<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else <Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob
<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi <Wing_Zero> yes I see that now. but why? hehe. how many fucking file extensions does a format need? <Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to start running out of nice three letter extensions
<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though <detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me <revc> that's because you were dead <detro> yea <detro> i guess <detro> next time i die i wanna be sober
<+dilema> that sucked <@corr> what happened <+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard <+dilema> so now i got sticky keys <+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear <@Lisa[NY]> uh huh <@corr> haha <creature> That's what they all say... <+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran wrap to protect my keys <+dilema> i know better
<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection
<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans <@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns Cuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ... Cuda End of /WHOIS list.
<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons <sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart people <sponge> and the newbie mac users
<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found <Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants. <Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.
<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I guess. <Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P
<croich> what! how did u know?! <croich> :O <JolMarth> spies <JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar <JolMarth> i know where you live <modmastaz> O_o <croich> i don't have a dog.... <JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p
<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942. <Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT! <Geno> hooray! <Brandon64> I bought it Thursday! You wanna play? Give me a server <Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567 <Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it. And I probably never will. Hahahaha <Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two. <Brandon64> It's fun
<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it <Targen> and also that sniper guy <Targen> and also some stuff about a girl <Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the way up behind their chest <Targen> (seriously) <Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!
<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come tomorrow" in the words.
<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ?? <Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters <koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p
<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison <comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then
<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up. <Turranius> Im thirsty too <Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.
<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it? <Accident> :| <CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind* <Accident> at lead i can spell
<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive <stix> can i fix that?
<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that does <me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily. <spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET
<[NOREAGA]> whine <[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u <[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie <[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon
<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love? <Measure> I think I pissed her off <Caoilin> uhm <Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one <Measure> yeah... <Measure> good idea
<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment <kiwiman> .. <kiwiman> Jesus <kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you <@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? <kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is <@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it <kiwiman> No <kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH <Cyber_Akuma> ha! <Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00! <Targen> ...gah <Targen> and I already managed to crash it
<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room. <tdn> hahah sooo wrong window
<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude <D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street <D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a big FATAL ERROR message in the sky <D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published wo being tested... <B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and after that nightmare on elm st III
<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(
<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser <Zell750> uhh i dunno <Zell750> ive always got news at cnn
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<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day... <FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic
(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard (robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter (Sinada): great (Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock (Sinada): but i don't brag (Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap (Sinada): well yeah you're right (Sinada): it's 10 (robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock
* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) has joined # infinity <avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do?? <Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility? <avrilfan1986> ?? <avrilfan1986> how do i do that?? <Satan> Type /run command <avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up <Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.* <avrilfan1986> k <avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS * avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <BLiZZ> ahaha * DopeHat hails Satan.
* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into my mouth. * shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices. <ssjd2> arghhhh * ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices <shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D <DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other day.
<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it. <Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang! <Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them <Ebanis>...That's a trigger?
(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally (Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this? (laguna`) a month (Jyrka) what did u used to do before? (laguna`) go to school
<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software <CiTay> my granduncle, for instance... <CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task. <CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived <CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.
* ENOMEOFF holds his breath while apt is downloading emacs < ymir> ENOMEOFF: Nice knowing you.
<Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here teach me all the 'cool stuff? <Kerry> :) <Bandit-> Yes <Kerry> the codes n stuff <Kerry> go on, im listening <Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool *** Kerry has left #wc3campaigns *** Kerry has joined #wc3campaigns <Kerry> lol yea that was cool! <Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around <Kerry> im a noob! <Kerry> lol <Wizerd> Kerry <Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type /server dc.this <Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler? <Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc <Bandit-> it will start your connection <Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected <Kerry> okay.... <Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed <Bandit-> no, that is a lie ! <Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :) <Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes unless u directly conenct *** Kerry has quit IRC (Quit: )
<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old (upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I didnt have my keys <Shell Gh0st> I use to do that <Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment
*** Now talking in #ircnewbies *** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/ ircnewbies.html' *** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28 <c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place being full of fuckin n00bs.
jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
<robbie> :D\-< * robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.) * robbie has joined #geekissues <@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha <robbie> hey im not +fag anymore <robbie> whats that? <The_Llama> something is awry <robbie> what does awry mean?
<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today <SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ? <MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail
<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me. <closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the opposite effect