<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"
<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face <Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you <DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it? <Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog
<JDigital> Hacking dates back to early Roman times. However, back then there was very little to 'hack' - only stone tablets. <JDigital> People who would sneak in at night and change the contents of a stone tablet by 'hacking' at it with a hammer and chisel... hence the name, 'hacker'. <JDigital> Those who did only damage were known as 'crackers', since they'd just run in a smash the stone tablets.
<trog> jump onto my box and have a look at my ipac.conf <trixBLUDGn> hmmm tech speak for a/s/l
<Jules--> i mainly listen to battle music <Jules--> which is basically rappers <Jules--> insulting each other and calling each other fags <Jules--> its like irc set to a beat
* Takeshi doesn't get the obsession with all the digits of pi <rabid_si> It's like Mersienne Primes. <rabid_si> Mathematicians get off on big numbers. <Takeshi> Oh, so it's mathsturbation?
<DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and send a resume without getting clothes on :)
<CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal <CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with <CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means? <wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?
<hYpOcRiTe> this conversation is weird, from sex to sleep <razors_edge> kind of like every night for me <hYpOcRiTe> me too, except without the sex :/
<Khamosis> I'm such a fucking retard sometimes... <Khamosis> I took a shit, went to wipe, but for some reason I grabbed the deodorant and smeared it all over my ass : <Khamosis> uggg <Khamosis> now I need new deodorant :( <Khamosis> sometimes I'm so fucking out of it <Khamosis> well... I guess its good that my ass smells fresh
<@Theseus314> if I invite my girlfriend in here for a short time will you guys behave yourself? <Vetek> yes *** FunG is now known as CaptainGapingAnus *** poo_al[Away] is now known as i_want_to_fuck_thess_gf *** IgWannA is now known as HotChickNeedSex <@CaptainGapingAnus> we will behave
<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else <Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob
<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi <Wing_Zero> yes I see that now. but why? hehe. how many fucking file extensions does a format need? <Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to start running out of nice three letter extensions
<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though <detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me <revc> that's because you were dead <detro> yea <detro> i guess <detro> next time i die i wanna be sober
<+dilema> that sucked <@corr> what happened <+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard <+dilema> so now i got sticky keys <+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear <@Lisa[NY]> uh huh <@corr> haha <creature> That's what they all say... <+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran wrap to protect my keys <+dilema> i know better
<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection
<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans <@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns Cuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ... Cuda End of /WHOIS list.
<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons <sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart people <sponge> and the newbie mac users
<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found <Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants. <Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.
<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I guess. <Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P
<croich> what! how did u know?! <croich> :O <JolMarth> spies <JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar <JolMarth> i know where you live <modmastaz> O_o <croich> i don't have a dog.... <JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p
<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942. <Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT! <Geno> hooray! <Brandon64> I bought it Thursday! You wanna play? Give me a server <Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567 <Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it. And I probably never will. Hahahaha <Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two. <Brandon64> It's fun
<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it <Targen> and also that sniper guy <Targen> and also some stuff about a girl <Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the way up behind their chest <Targen> (seriously) <Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!
<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come tomorrow" in the words.
<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ?? <Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters <koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p
<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison <comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then
<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up. <Turranius> Im thirsty too <Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.
<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it? <Accident> :| <CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind* <Accident> at lead i can spell
<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive <stix> can i fix that?
<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that does <me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily. <spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET
<[NOREAGA]> whine <[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u <[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie <[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon
<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love? <Measure> I think I pissed her off <Caoilin> uhm <Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one <Measure> yeah... <Measure> good idea
<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment <kiwiman> .. <kiwiman> Jesus <kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you <@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? <kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is <@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it <kiwiman> No <kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH <Cyber_Akuma> ha! <Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00! <Targen> ...gah <Targen> and I already managed to crash it
<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room. <tdn> hahah sooo wrong window
<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude <D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street <D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a big FATAL ERROR message in the sky <D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published wo being tested... <B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and after that nightmare on elm st III
<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(
<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser <Zell750> uhh i dunno <Zell750> ive always got news at cnn
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<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day... <FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic
(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard (robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter (Sinada): great (Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock (Sinada): but i don't brag (Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap (Sinada): well yeah you're right (Sinada): it's 10 (robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock
* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) has joined # infinity <avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do?? <Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility? <avrilfan1986> ?? <avrilfan1986> how do i do that?? <Satan> Type /run command <avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up <Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.* <avrilfan1986> k <avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS * avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <BLiZZ> ahaha * DopeHat hails Satan.
* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into my mouth. * shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices. <ssjd2> arghhhh * ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices <shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D <DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other day.
<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it. <Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang! <Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them <Ebanis>...That's a trigger?
(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally (Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this? (laguna`) a month (Jyrka) what did u used to do before? (laguna`) go to school