<Suparmono> its a dilemma, i dont ask girls out. No, there is only one way to go about this <tynka> oerr.. and what's that? <Suparmono> NONCONCENTUAL INTERCOURSE <Suparmono> except spell consent with an S
<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain. <Kyle> Run for the hills, boy. <Kyle> Run for the fucking hills.
(On September 11th) <Sigma> shit, there is no way I'm going to a public vigil tonight <Sigma> public crying and weeping does nothing for me <Sigma> but I know someone will rope me into going <Kevyn> Public vigil? Fuck that, I'm going to the strip club. <Sigma> Kev: do your patriotic duty <Sigma> don't let the terrorists win <waffle> Kevyn: everyone has to remember in their own way, BRAVO! <Kevyn> Word. <Kevyn> I'll build a NEW tower. <Kevyn> IN MY PANTS!
<Kaz> Let's tell scary stories! <The_Karma_Police> Ok, I'll start. <The_Karma_Police> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM! <The_Karma_Police> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS! <The_Karma_Police> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL! <Kaz> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever
<luftmeister> i love the way the chicken nuggets are all the same shape <Celestar> so that you need only one instruction manual to swallow them?
<DeathscytheFish> I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one <Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you? <Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke <Amber> Yo mama is so dead... <Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book" <Brandon64> "Knock knock" "Who's there" "Your mom" "Your mom who?" ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it? She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"
<SilverHorse> so hard to find good playstation isos these days <SilverHorse> the sites either no longer exist <SilverHorse> or are friggin french <SilverHorse> and everyone knows you can't trust the french <_van_> you can trust them to give up
<jero`> i just had a breakthrough thought. haha. <jero`> i was watching irc <jero`> and yanno when it comes down to it, it looks like the matrix <jero`> like buncha windows open <jero`> chat scrolling here.. there <jestix> when it comes right down to it <jestix> you have to accept one fact. <jestix> there IS no irc.
<Miss^Katie> whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done <rachhh> well before i had my first bisexual experience, i was smoking pot, and my boyfriend was licking me out and then he got my dog and my dog was licking me <Miss^Katie> what was that like? <rachhh> it was really good <rachhh> i dont think i would have done it if i knew about it though <rachhh> you ever done anything like that? <Miss^Katie> ummm not with animals
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<Hydric> packing sucks <Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated <Hydric> hehe <zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures <zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing
<Cid{FYD}> B R to the B
<Navix{mp3}> Death to Cid for saying: <Cid{FYD}> B R to the B
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<Lance> that was easy :P
(Mase): who we playing italinas? (DynamoDan): macedonian (Mase): where r they from? (DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia
<thcip> Answering Machine: Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love"
-> -#tfc- [notice:#tfc] YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY <Spearhead> should i try it? :-P <Spearhead> oh here we go <Cobrabat> go on tell me what happens <Spearhead> nothin <Spearhead> :-P <VooDoo> press alt and F4 at the same time <Spearhead> nothing happens voods :-P <Spearhead> does it have to be a capital f? <Spearhead> hmmm xp that dont work voods :-P <VooDoo> F4 as in the buttons above the numbers <Spearhead> ooooh like the F1 Help button? <Cobrabat> do you hit F and 4 together? <Spearhead> i tried that cob it didnt work <Spearhead> unless you have to hold shift as well to make it a capital F <VooDoo> like the F1 help button <VooDoo> n00bz...
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<@kikazz> anyone want a copy of Windows 3.1 in Russian? <@Nfs> may i ask why you have it? <@kikazz> because its 8 megs, and it looked better than the polish version <@kikazz> my options were arabic, catalan, czech, danish, finnish, greek, hebrew, hungarian, japanese, korean, norweigan, persian, polish, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese <@kikazz> .. no english in there :P <@Nfs> hebrew! <@kikazz> "shalom, new user"
*** Mode change "+b *!*@24CBE824.816AE85.502C52D6.IP" for channel #s*p by Spazz <Spazz> Typo. <amishjosh> typo? YOU BANNED HIM! <Spazz> b and v, they're right next to each other
<ratsun> damnit i started a smallbox game but nobody came on the field so i exited and now i cant get in <ratsun> what to do? <super-radish> reboot <ratsun> the computer? <super-radish> no, i mean take your shoes off and put them back on <ratsun> i'm not wearing shoes.....
TAAK24: you gamecube like yes? gamecube4789: may i ask who you are? TAAK24: i use aim TAAK24: i find name in directory TAAK24: you know where i get cheap gamecube? gamecube4789: how much money do you have? TAAK24: no much gamecube4789: at least 100 right? TAAK24: no :( TAAK24: i need save for 3 months for 100 us dollar TAAK24: i work at factory during week TAAK24: money not good gamecube4789: you talk like a baby gamecube4789: lol TAAK24: my english no good TAAK24: why you make fun TAAK24: i take this insult TAAK24: i get factory friend slit throat TAAK24: you no fuck with I!!! TAAK24: YOU AMERICAN COCK TAAK24: I KILL YOU FUCK TAAK24: i ask friendly you make fun TAAK24: YOU FUCK TAAK24: DIE gamecube4789: what? i don't understand what you are saying
<Nate> i have a big problem suddenly <Nate> i just went to scratch myself <Nate> had superglue on my hand and didn't realize it <Nate> my left hand is now superglued somewhere very bad <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Remember, twisting motions will overstress the glue, hopefully before it overstresses you. Weirdo_God_of_Insanity is suddenly GLAD he cannot see Nate right now. <Nate> ....... <Nate> oh god <Nate> that hurt.. <Nate> cccc <Nate> cccc <Nate> dammit <Nate> my fingers now glued to the c key <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Well, that's gotta be an improvement, really.
<@ant> With something that my hand spends more time on than my dick, I see no reason not to splurge on a mouse. <@Scribble> Yeah, but I'd question whether my hand spends more time on my dick or not. <@shrav> for me its a matter of which hand <@shrav> i usually have one on each
<Tamahome> Ryan: "here" being? <mdew> .nz of course <Tamahome> oh, Europe doesn't count :P <mdew> europe? <Tamahome> Europe is traditionally a *very slow* gaming market <mdew> since when was .nz europe?
<PureCaneSugar> was watching docmentry on TLC late nite. <PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that. <dan> what?? <PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one end... <dan> o ya... <dan> i remember sheepskin condoms <dan> it's like fuking a sheep up the ass and a chick at the same time
<SK> Gift certificate ^_^ <TehEnemy> heh, yeah.. did that to my sis SK LOL <TehEnemy> handed her a Target gift card.. said "Have fun" <SK> Was it like, a $10 one? lol <TehEnemy> She asked "how much" I said, You'll find out when you check out now won't ya <TehEnemy> I think that short circuited her <TehEnemy> Cashier: That'll be 149.99, Sis: Here's my card, Cashier: That'll be 159.99
[BrntToast] #amish can't join channel (you're banned!) <------- they banned me when i asked for the secret as to how a computer runs without electricity :(
*** Maquiavelo changes the topic to 'If you don't want to have kids, have sex with your sister in law and you'll have nephews'
<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts the shit out of the registry... <Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel <Catalyst> and rundll <Catalyst> actually, everything. <iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus <iMike> commonly called 'windows'
<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage. <rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century" <avoozl> rofl <avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
<dilema> acronyms make this world a better place <AswethinkweServ> lets have an acronym contest <Lisa[NY]> stfu
<Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?¿ <Mosswing> in DivX format <^cell^> i got a boner <^cell^> does that count? <Mosswing> what is boner ?¿ <Mosswing> is it good? <^cell^> yeah man <^cell^> everyone has a boner <^cell^> why dont you? <Mosswing> how many episodes? <Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great :)
* rabid_si is going AFK. * rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK] <DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao. <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat. * because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity <because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid <rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.
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<+DarkWaffle> newbie mIRC question: is there like a favorites folder i can add channels to? <+NaGone> No you type /server irc.dal.net instead DarkWaffle «santaman7@pcp01450114pcs.chmbrs01.pa.comcast.net» has Quit iRC
<MyTh`snoogans> mY¯mom¯stole¯mY¯keYboard¯So¯im¯using¯chaRmap¯to¯type¯this <MyTh`snoogans> god¯This¯sucks <Unknown[SwHo]> charmap ? <Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ? <MyTh`snoogans> yoU¯pRes¯The¯bUTTons¯wiTh¯the¯moUse <MyTh`snoogans> iT¯TAkes¯foReveR * * * * * * * * * MyTh`snoogans has joined #clan-swho <MyTh`snoogans> did my mom think i couldnt find the keyboard in the living room <MyTh`snoogans> wtf was she thinking
<DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll down further? say top 200 etc <datacide> no <DamianMor> Thought not <maff> top one jillion <datacide> take random :-) <DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;) <McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide what's funny <McMoo> you son of a bitch
<stat_`> we thought about catching a duck and cocking it :P <Spartak> cocking <Spartak> you sick fucks <stat_`> cooking <stat_`> COOKING I SAY
<Perryman> my vacuum blows <DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they thought their vacuum "blows"
<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds <Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals
<RunNHide> women should be computers - then you could re-configure their mouths to be input-only devices
<cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
<TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine or 2 700 watt fag machines. <Ouroboros> Whoa. <Ouroboros> fag machines? <Ouroboros> What do those do? <TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the door
<Posno> ne 1 h3r3 <Monk> is there a minimum level of l33tness needed to respond to that?
<Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and girlfriend are stopping by <Roman> ... <Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?
<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does... <Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock. <Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too.... <Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good <Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
<datacide> i just wanted to type shutdown -r now <datacide> and what i typed was stfu -r now <datacide> and for a moment...it looked as though the damn machine was gonna do soemthing <datacide> like a....stfu hidden binary
<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> mnajdi@microsoft.aint.nothing.but.a.system-crash.net <C0ZMIC|WoRk> yeh <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i work for microsoft <AMD_aTHLON_MP> oh ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> to u know l cracked the windows xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> heh so what <C0ZMIC|WoRk> many people crack our software <AMD_aTHLON_MP> do u know the trick <C0ZMIC|WoRk> once you try and install service pack 1 your ip will be logged and traced <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l work for the tnt2 cracker team <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we cracked over 40 milon softwares <AMD_aTHLON_MP> look man <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we got a ip logging that gives u fake traces <C0ZMIC|WoRk> microsoft already makes millions from coporate buyers <AMD_aTHLON_MP> that how we cracked win xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i already got your IP from IRC <C0ZMIC|WoRk> @acc6-ppp29.hay.dialup.connect.net.au <AMD_aTHLON_MP> ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l, joking <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i can call your ISP and ask them who you are <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l not evevn useing win xp home <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l,m sorry <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l was only jking <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l got a licesed copy of win98 <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me
<trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why <far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs <trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home <trife> :( <trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway <far_away-> fuck him <HSOK> yeah man <HSOK> just go at her! <HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"