<MoShun i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair <MoShun n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth <Janemba omg <MoShun im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate <Janemba dont go there <Janemba ... <Janemba nasty....
<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd? <lsd> Ellesdee <LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one? <LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name <lsd> thanks :)
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<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!
<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly <trythil> laid? <trythil> rofl <Powerlord> erm... paid enough
<SouLjY> im rot netarded * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On] <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u <maj> ... <PyRo_> =[ <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water <SouLjY> :1
<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting <@genutech> there all dubbed * @genutech cries <@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed <@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors
<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF <@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right.. <+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god
<Avalanche> !seen bud [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time! <Avalanche> !seen vagina [Respecter] lol [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina. <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.
<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" <static> I think I play too many video games. <FJ> test it <FJ> throw a cat into the stream <FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off
<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ= =D~~~....what do i do with that??? <Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ?? <Resi0> its a cock <Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...
<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate. <loophole> I don't know <loophole> but <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated <loophole> all over the inside of it <cinnabar> uh...
<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire
<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge <@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day
<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love <evilpie> my love <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose
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<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :( <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?! <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats? <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan? <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!
<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU <Mother> so what's new? <alakahil> some new type of spam <rambopfc> lol <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi <alakahil> "we are looking for you" <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?" <Mother> hehehehe <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory <Daniac> Who's that? <Lyricwriter> You <Daniac> Oh yeah
<Dan``> Frying Blintzes... <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes? <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well <Lasse> oh, one of those
<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts
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<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ? <NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?" <Blastrax> yes
<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either... <Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler? [@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes
<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone <Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours" <milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs. <Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
<Low> wassup * sean estimates the age of Low as 11. <Low> uhhh higher <sean> liar. * Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4 <Low> im amazed u can type <Low> let alone breathe
<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once <@mcgyver> there i was <@mcgyver> wang in hand <@mcgyver> (shut up you lot) <@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me <@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly <@mcgyver> :$
<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ? <phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led <conZ> will make sure of that <phaxx> good <conZ> fuck <conZ> it doesnt work
<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry* <Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ? <Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it <nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals? <hiaku> ... <hiaku> you're impossible <nerved> no i'm serious <nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything... * nerved glances around innocently
<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around ? <Gryvix[FoN]> I have a little problem <Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work <Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :) <Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right <Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it <Gryvix[FoN]> ??? <Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB. <Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish? <Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle? <Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. <Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it. <Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.
<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate <chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE? <AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college
<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure <D3KK0N> hi...im....tina <pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch <datacide> haha <datacide> hmm....who to choose? <datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch <D3KK0N> im poor ;[ <datacide> pros and cons <temple-> ima bitch! spend on me <datacide> wow <datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please......... <McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars <temple-> oh real * datacide looks desperate <temple-> now you want to get technical <datacide> anyone? <pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll <datacide> hmmmm <miteymous> i can get you a hooker <datacide> is it life like? <D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for <datacide> haha <datacide> dekkon wins
<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US? <POPOON> Your mother is. <Sprint_DSL> Oh. <Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago. <POPOON> Your mother was.
<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater <@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation <@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation <@Hardedge> yummy <@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring <@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer
<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.