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<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16! <Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old <Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado! >:D <Lyssa> ... <Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12** <Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky! <Spazz`> >:D <Lyssa> hahahah <Koloran> ur not related <Spazz`> Oh shit. :(
(peregrine): you know (peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv (peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon (Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: I AM A FAGGOT) *** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame (xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really? (Breianna): WTF is that (peregrine): i'm really not sure (Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever (Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass! *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: ignore that quit message) *** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame
<sev> asus makes shitty mobos <sev> overpriced too. --> omega (medusa_a@A4B2D84.20510306.1C9FC6DF.IP) has joined # hell --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to omega --- ChanServ sets mode +a #hell omega <asus> loud out laugh's <asus> i have 3 <asus> :P <sev> cool <sev> i have 1 <sev> but it's dead <sev> ;) <omega> I have 0 * omega wonders what the convo was <sev> japanese love slaves. <omega> oh <omega> yeah, I have 0
<bobthedinosaur> umm <The_StarWarz_Dude> heh. <bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot <bobthedinosaur> the ram <Raid[Shower]> lol <okram> ram = memory you idiot <The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT
<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY <zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME <zamros> HAHAHA <_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD <zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES <zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT <_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD: <zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER <zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT <zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"
@TokSic: imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn @TokSic: i would be a billionaire @SnypeTEST: cool! @SnypeTEST: u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull
<Celia> la la la * Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig <Archy`> oops <Archy`> damn TAB <Archy`> erm.... <@Azhrarn> HAH
<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot
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<MoShun i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair <MoShun n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth <Janemba omg <MoShun im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate <Janemba dont go there <Janemba ... <Janemba nasty....
<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd? <lsd> Ellesdee <LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one? <LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name <lsd> thanks :)
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<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!
<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly <trythil> laid? <trythil> rofl <Powerlord> erm... paid enough
<SouLjY> im rot netarded * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On] <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u <maj> ... <PyRo_> =[ <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water <SouLjY> :1
<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting <@genutech> there all dubbed * @genutech cries <@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed <@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors
<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF <@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right.. <+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god
<Avalanche> !seen bud [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time! <Avalanche> !seen vagina [Respecter] lol [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina. <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.
<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" <static> I think I play too many video games. <FJ> test it <FJ> throw a cat into the stream <FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off
<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ= =D~~~....what do i do with that??? <Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ?? <Resi0> its a cock <Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...
<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate. <loophole> I don't know <loophole> but <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated <loophole> all over the inside of it <cinnabar> uh...
<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire
<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge <@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day
<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love <evilpie> my love <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose
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<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :( <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?! <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats? <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan? <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!
<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU <Mother> so what's new? <alakahil> some new type of spam <rambopfc> lol <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi <alakahil> "we are looking for you" <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?" <Mother> hehehehe <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory <Daniac> Who's that? <Lyricwriter> You <Daniac> Oh yeah
<Dan``> Frying Blintzes... <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes? <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well <Lasse> oh, one of those
<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts
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<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ? <NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?" <Blastrax> yes
<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either... <Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler? [@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes
<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone <Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours" <milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs. <Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
<Low> wassup * sean estimates the age of Low as 11. <Low> uhhh higher <sean> liar. * Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4 <Low> im amazed u can type <Low> let alone breathe