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#43796 [ + | - ] -4
Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your
better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular
chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch
too........
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Auto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note.
MustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life.
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Red99MustangMan signed off at 9:37:22 PM.
#43794 [ + | - ] 8
<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it
<MazeMachino> well maybe not jud
<MazeMachino> he doesn't know it
<MazeMachino> but he'll find out
<MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops
<jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!
<MazeMachino> yeah, w00t
<MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?
<jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running
doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?
<MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American
white trash in the gut
#43789 [ + | - ] -25
<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA
<Xion33> sad face
<Xion33> :(
<Kaladam> sad face
<Kaladam> little head
<Kaladam> the life of you
<Kaladam> small penis head man
#43787 [ + | - ] 199
<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's
toom uch eforroft
<Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?
<drunknom> preceseisyl
#43786 [ + | - ] 131
<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it
over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there
was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the
story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand
#43782 [ + | - ] 336
<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so
much to catch up on
* mutilate is now away: shower
#43781 [ + | - ] 145
< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection
< Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus"
< Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
#43780 [ + | - ] 382
<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her
with it hehehe
<@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too
<@Beannie|A> and shes helping me
<mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?
#43772 [ + | - ] 122
[ ctr] damn the sun is really bright
#43763 [ + | - ] 265
<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive
use of electricity without an adequate supply
<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know
that they do
<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they
happen more during storms
<Want3840> oh!
<Want3840> i figured it out
<een> YAY
<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses
up all the electricity!
<Want3840> duh
#43747 [ + | - ] 250
<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?
<fatbrain> alicetr: just ask
<MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
#43745 [ + | - ] 140
<naner> has anybody made whoopie?
<naner> :|
<naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?
<naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in
bed
#43742 [ + | - ] 85
[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)
[V-raggy] my condom ue'd
[V-raggy] :[
#43741 [ + | - ] 656
<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access
violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...
<Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program
must have liked it..
#43740 [ + | - ] 1274
<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"
<Setups> she meant nail polish
<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"
<Setups> and im like
<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing
hands"
<Setups> then hes like
<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"
<Setups> and i shutted up :(
#43738 [ + | - ] 130
<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2
name was harvey
<Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded
#43736 [ + | - ] 19
<@Corvus> cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired
#43734 [ + | - ] 267
<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated
<Skep|GoSixers> whats it bout
#43731 [ + | - ] 521
<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on
notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out
my window
#43724 [ + | - ] 626
<Pi> Violence solves everything.
<Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then
you're not using enough of it.
#43713 [ + | - ] 247
<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom?
<damnerror> yes
<damnerror> I didnt know it was C
<damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia
#43712 [ + | - ] 323
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u
can drink spirits ma fuck,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all
blurre >??~!>
#43684 [ + | - ] 191
<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more
efficient
#43670 [ + | - ] 188
<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer
<kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent
post
<kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot,
and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine
#43662 [ + | - ] 1014
<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F
are the letters for bra sizes?
<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!
<MattV> A- Almost boobs
<MattV> B- Barely there
<MattV> C- Can't complain!
<MattV> D- Damn!
<MattV> DD- Double damn!
<MattV> E- Enormous!
<MattV> F- Fake.
#43625 [ + | - ] 132
<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?
<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
#43611 [ + | - ] 296
<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates
receive written materials about the Programme along with a
Japanese language text and tapes."
<Yukanojo> GOOD LORD
<Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the
vietnam war with a stick and a fork
#43608 [ + | - ] 91
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U!
<kiro> chop suey not as good as you say
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you.
<kiro> fuck you
<Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from
your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup
in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle.
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<QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl
<Shatai> =^
#43604 [ + | - ] 1641
<Dan|Out>   my cat is using the toilet methinks
<ph`>   cool
<ph`>   make a video
<ph`>   with some close ups
<Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money
<SoM>   I need to take a shower
<ph`>   cool
<ph`>   make a video
<ph`>   with  some close ups
<Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money
#43595 [ + | - ] 320
<CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards.
<CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees
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<Lady_Vahn|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh
#43568 [ + | - ] 702
(mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was
leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is
ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting
any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new
plow i just put on the truck."
#43554 [ + | - ] 331
<nafetsta> i am confused
<nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s
<nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my
neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"
#43553 [ + | - ] 827
<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again?
<seafoodgod> 1024
<bobAkirafett> yea
<Psy> jesus wept
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard
Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000
megabytes of data instead of 1024.
<seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive
and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod:  zactly my point.
<seafoodgod> and lying bastards.  but they cover their asses
quite well:  "up to 80gb"  whatever the fuck that means
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion
table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err....
<seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went.
what?  did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting?
did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and
have to spend the night over at a friend's drive?
<bobAkirafett> lol
<seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after
itself, either.  never mows the grass or does the dishes or
takes out the fucking trash
<seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it.  YOU HEAR ME 5.4
GB!!!!   I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!
#43550 [ + | - ] 100
<Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too
<Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872
<waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2
years
<waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I
leave it
<Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not
exist next summer
<waffle[out]> Iraq?
<Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new
governor said on the radio he wants it gone
#43540 [ + | - ] 108
<@skelter> I don't smoke, cocks or otherwise
#43533 [ + | - ] 154
<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself
especially if you havent had and never will have sex
#43530 [ + | - ] 70
<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3
scene worries me :>
#43525 [ + | - ] 154
<UnKn|ilc|n1rv> If i was a really good artist, i would just
draw pictures of naked women and beat off to them
#43524 [ + | - ] 200
<|-7|Hornswoggler> its pure, unadulterated tetris
#43514 [ + | - ] 44
<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?
#43511 [ + | - ] 14
<+rele`out> i dont know what raid does, backup files or
something
#43510 [ + | - ] 175
<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle
#43506 [ + | - ] 268
[+NekoGirl]: bored evening
[+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the
panties and call till the bat runs out ..
#43505 [ + | - ] 484
<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a
clown
<killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do
somersaults?
#43492 [ + | - ] 217
Chibinaeko: OH OH!!! Tell me what a boygasm feels like!!!!
azurerenraku: Too hard to explain
Chibinaeko: would you try for a scooby snack?
#43491 [ + | - ] 543
<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that
I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners
to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
#43489 [ + | - ] 107
taintedepitome: its sad
i am RAWK: what?
taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you
#43487 [ + | - ] 167
(trich): man, I'm bored
(slippy^): this is accepted already by the fact you're on irc
(slippy^): mind when i do something interesting i tend to come
on irc to tell everybody
#43486 [ + | - ] 83
<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a
friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and
tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the
hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as
well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the
phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess
who rocks up 5 minutes later??
#43485 [ + | - ] 29
<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get
me!
<Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org,
and didn't want a 'used' arse
<Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been
laid more by the storm goblins :P