<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242 <LightningX> I am so happy <Ron-Ton> awesome <LightningX> think there could be sex? <Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra
<nothin> halc: I could build a 64TB SCSI RAID array for $210,000 or so <nothin> Single machine. <mij> i could clone you for $210,000 <mij> :) <nothin> I suppose another $10,000 for a machine with power to serve it all <nothin> mij: What a waste. <mij> not really <mij> cuz then you could build twice as many of those machines in a day <mij> and i'd make bank <mij> :)
<The-Virus> hi <The-Virus> hello <The-Virus> oh <The-Virus> heh <The-Virus> =\ <The-Virus> thought someone said hi <The-Virus> besides me
<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating. <Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
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<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev <@devdev> went twice <@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months <@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks
<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts. <Fire3n3rgy> ... <Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff <taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on <grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer <grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" <snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called <Assgoblin> ...flash.
<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x
chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would
be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a
girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb
<Twinge> To think, there are 8.065817517e67 possible games of freecell, and I've only beaten 3.
<Minion> I'm waiting for CNN to do a special on "The Goatse.Cx Phenomenon" Like they did with EverQuest and "All your base"
<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata [29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs) <Buchwald> i'm gonna go play <Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough" <Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5 <Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself <Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game <Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though <Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh
<D3S> driving is like sex <yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex <yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive <yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards
<rioter> cd location of file <rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm <_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! <_Larez-> didint worked <rioter> ... <_Larez-> I didint put in the files name <_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
<Spazz> I want to find a girl who is not afraid of dating a geek guy. <Spazz> You know... one that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public... he's got big junk!" <StalkerofurSoul> "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?" <StalkerofurSoul> he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on <StalkerofurSoul> omfg, and we was sitting there... and he pulled it out, and i asked if i could see it.... and he let me hold it....a wireless mouse! what will they think of next!
<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk! <@rtil> O_O <@rtil> Whats goin on dude <Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons. <Spazz> Like 50 feet long. <@rtil> WTF <@rtil> XD <Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana. <Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium. x) <Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds <Spazz> beards* <@rtil> rofl
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<PARAD0X> what if I dont have 8 mb ram, or am not capable of 16 colors on the graphics card. <Xalnop> if you don't have 8 mb of ram, you can't be connected to the internet... it's a rule
<qrg> how do they deal with dice rolling <cmplx> you need vr dice. they're usb. <cmplx> then you put on these special glvoes <cmplx> and roll them acrtoss a vr desk. <cmplx> no, ass, you click a button and the dice are rolled for you <qrg> i meant the randomization <qrg> of the dice being rolled <orion> i've never heard of a computer spitting out a random number <orion> or a random quote <orion> never. <nyisles> qrg: cat /dev/urandom <orion> thus, random numbers from dice == impossible <orion> it's not like computers generate photorealistic motion pictures <orion> or perform millions and billions and trillions of intense calculations per second <orion> i seriously doubt they could simulate die being rolled <orion> i mean jesus, they control the stockmarket and most modern finance, big business, corporations <orion> but as far as picking two random numbers from 1 to 6 <orion> it's fucking unfathomable. <cmplx> until computers can acccurately model the behavior of a giant glob of cum entering the earth's atmosphere, computer science has failed.
<Cat`Bored> Would you say it's foolish to make licking one's elbow a life goal? <Tumbleweed> you've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, haven't you? <Despot> ... <Despot> don't answer that. <Despot> please. <Cat`Bored> I'm making progress.
<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay <@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?
<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it? <@Neo> ... <Fuckhead> i have <%jdp> congrats <%jdp> did u cum dood? <Fuckhead> thank you <Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum <Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs <%jdp> oic <%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'( <Fuckhead> or however u spell it <%TreeHugger> sek-c <Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it <Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time
<xjeff> its better that u dont * Orca hands xjeff a strange grammatical device...called...an APOSTROPHE! <xjeff> ,,,,,,,,,,,, <Orca> Pardner, that's known as a "comma" in this here parts. <xjeff> excuse me for not having extreme intellagence <Orca> Sorry, I guess I just expect at least basic grammatical skills out of people.
<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire <opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds. <chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life <opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire
<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping <Lothodrus> night *** Lothodrus has left #rpgfan <Flik> I ought to join him <Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought <Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though... <Flik> ... * Flik sobs quietly
<Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie and Susie?"
<Teakk> shhh <Teakk> dont everybody talk at once <LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat... <Teakk> Oh yeah... <LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less
<+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ? <@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away *** Albator73 (Albator_7@ARouen-106-1-5-94.abo.wanadoo.fr) Quit (Quit: away -=SysReset 2.51=-)
<kurtis> I love electronics, always have been a tinkerer of such things <kurtis> it all started when I was 7, and wired a train set directly to a wal socket...and shot the train through my bedroom wall <kurtis> suddenly I understood the difference from AC to DC heh
<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children <a_passerby> lol <DrBoris> lol
<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror
<TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ? <Angel1289> I'll play trivia. <JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?" <Noah> Fucking. <Consul> H <Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ? <TheCross> gtg <TheCross> later *** TheCross (~2thecross@------3176.mainf01.in.comcast.net) has left #bar
<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST <Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle <Spooky42> its fucking gross
<Sonson> (picture address) ......scary part? this was last year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o <Sonson> and I have fecal hair <Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair? <Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating? <TRB115> Uh... <DecadentTeatime> Food? <Sonson> Fecial hair ^^ <Airi> FACIAL.
<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower <Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop <Shirley> and threw it at her <Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
<crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the net and tells some market research group <strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired women with glasses <crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi <crikket> thanks alot s4
<Rune> my car blew up when half a dozen of diaz's friggin cronies rammed their cars into mine <+Shadow> lol <+Shadow> heh I hate it when someone cuts you off in a motorcycle and bumps you into a cop <+Shadow> and then you try to run away but you can't get on the bike with the cop near <+Shadow> so you have to kill the cop <+Shadow> then you have two stars for no real reason <Rune> I hate it when taxis make sharp turns when you're going high speed on a motorcycle <Jamie_M> for a second there <Jamie_M> i thought "wait shadow owns a motorcycle" <Jamie_M> but then i realized nobody in here EVER talks about real life.
<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club <xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"
<Smir> you've read that file about electronic stimulation of the penis? <ManMower> uh no <Smir> I'm sure you did <ManMower> if I read a file about electronic stimulation of the penis, I would likely remember it <ManMower> and possibly be in the hospital
<hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl <ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my closet <xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet <xbane> (dead hooker)
<ManMower> I need like $800 <ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my pussing mouth. <g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist? <ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that? <g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20% <g33k> so, $2000 <ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for $2000!
<ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever <ManMower> since before computers <ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages
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