Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident... dunno which Mmytacism: haha Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going 2x as fast but the video is still going 1x Mmytacism: hahahahaha Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that as a FEATURE?
<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime
<crum> 1-800-We Are 18 <crum> good number <crum> they were lucky <nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12 <crum> lol <bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too
<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3> <@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK <@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that.. <+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf <+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???
«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory? «@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip! «@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in «@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running «@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!! «@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something «@rewobo» blah! «@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip! «@rewobo» legs «@buzz» rofl!!! «@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH «@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip? «@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS «@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@ «@rewobo» oopz! «@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!
TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser. weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.
«Kenty» I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud of myself! «fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of
<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
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* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray <phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;) [some time later] <phx^mod> ow <phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/
<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me <gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/
<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period <Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague <Messiah> those bastards. <RingLass> yeah <Messiah> i propose we kill all the children <Messiah> so that never happens <RingLass> ... <RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns
<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million <jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so <jpp> have any plagues recently?
<JPMorgan> sup chris <XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os <dann> what do you usually do under linux? <XulChris> idle on irc
<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed. <Spock> Misery loves company? <@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.
<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table <chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV <chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window <chop> We were running everywhere <chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons <chop> christ <chop> alarm people <chop> jesus <chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"
<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot. <Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me? <GBD> I don't know. I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.
<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me <Maxamillion> hardcore gamers <Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon <Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000" <Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke <Maxamillion> even the teacher <Yemen> omg... nerds <Maxamillion> i love that class <Yemen> :D
<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well <toad-> haz3l, yes <toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out <haz3l> toad <haz3l> pm
equate976: omg equate976: never equate976: ever equate976: no matter what equate976: ever equate976: use the soap and washcloth method equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule
<Para> OH BOY! <Para> i just won a free disney world vacation <Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets <Para> wow, what a deal <Para> damn telemarketers
<darknation> wtf <darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them? <Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness <Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym <Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper <Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown <Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes <Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick <Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room <Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/ asswipe
<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format
<mhardyx> temporarily <mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed <mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out <[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!
<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers??? <|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com <freestyle> metco? <|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation <freestyle> thanks! <freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE <freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM <freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!
<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey <Da-cHeF> lo lo <|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too? <Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens <|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily?? <Da-cHeF> heh <Da-cHeF> no <Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50 <|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead? <Da-cHeF> errm no
<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was amusing <Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances but before he died..."
<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out? <ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling? <ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt I? :
<jimiw> billy put on channel 10 <jimiw> too late <Evil_One> w00t! <Evil_One> I don't have to get up!
<dsherret> :( <dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :) on its side u can see a face <dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)
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<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer <Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted <Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt <Dregneck> :) <Boro> :P <Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol <Dregneck> look at that tongue of him <Dregneck> :) * Boro looks aorund innocently
<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement? <VooDoo> that might not work <VooDoo> but feel free to try it
* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D <Jon-> just need the operation eh?
<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights" <Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus
<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house! <Mithandir> damn <xjeff> a big tree <Mithandir> better luck next time
<zero|afk> I'M A COMPUTER NERD LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO POKE MY DICK IM NOT TOO SPECIFIC. PLZ RESPOND
<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org <Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking punchlines. <Gyokuran> XD <Spazz> NEVER send your own quote. <Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline. <Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one <Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker. <Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it. :D <Gyokuran> >: <Spazz> xD
<zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch them out? thats what you are. <loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop those pimples? That's what you drink. <zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD
<aen> I am so hungry. <aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth. <aen> And I can taste it. <evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something <DrgdHmstr> its posessed <sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not <sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
* Sock_Monkee deletes some games <Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig <Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3 <Sock_Monkee> ! <Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
<gas> games are getting too confusing now. what ever happened to click and shoot. now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate = move forward.
<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv <precid> brb <antiuser> o_O <antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING! <precid> wow those nips are like an inch long <antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate
<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself <Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :) <Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do <Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun <Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)