<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs? <klister> programmers <notklister> alright <notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for
<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!! <Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......
<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise <yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny. <ally> ... <ally> why the fuck not? <Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.
Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff Shamp00kiE: well boring people Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do ECBoots84: Anything specific? Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun Shamp00kiE: yeah Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess Shamp00kiE: *shrug*
<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE <BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP <BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS <BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found <BRAVESTAR> FUCK
<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif <Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol <ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over
< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics? < punchcard> no more than once i would guess
(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all (PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics (DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his.... (DownKaos): n/m
(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her (W0lfy): u following me?
[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole [@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...
toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie? s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises [@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever [@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er
<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie <Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year <ZeroX>y? <holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best"
<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today... <Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...
UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one? UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating
UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick
<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little <Targaff> problem <DrtySOUTH> viagra? <DrtySOUTH> :D
<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/ <ibor132> hahaha <ibor132> howd u manage that? <SonicRageX> heh <Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad" <Lilmuckers> in the lesson <ibor132> rofl <Lilmuckers> in front of the calss <ibor132> whatd he do>? <Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago" <Lilmuckers> promiscuous <ibor132> ROFL!!!! <SonicRageX> dude <SonicRageX> thats classic <ibor132> someone bash that
<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm <_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks
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* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer <CoolNo9> guess which one I was :) <ConqSoft> CoolNo9: The gay one?
<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper
<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance" <Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
<Cold0ne> the house is shaking <Cold0ne> WTF!!!!! <Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O
<gnawol> i hate can beer <gnawol> i cant drink it <gnawol> tastes like metal <gnawol> like a steel dildo <gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything
<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/ <MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak.
* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
<jmess> this is the best set up. <jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing <jmess> hahaha SAD <Fabio> hahaha <Fabio> as bad as me <Fabio> in bed ircing
[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors [+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass [+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<
<RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay <MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up * MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth!
<@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram <@PuffinFreshWog> right? <@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand <@cbf> ueaj <@cbf> uyeaj <@cbf> yueah <@cbf> yeah <@cbf> fod dammit <@cbf> fgod <@cbf> gofd <@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO <@cbf> gof <@cbf> god
<Deusa> I've never seen snow <tm2> It's very overrated <tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...
<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie <decryption> lol <decryption> ive downloaded that <decryption> hahah <decryption> its crazy <decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to <pancakes> what is it? <G[a]lly> really? <G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo.. <decryption> ohhh.. <decryption> well this one aint <G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway <decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting <G[a]lly> and how! <decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more? <G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out
<-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one <-Sharky-> raping urself <PuffinFreshWog> riight <PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand... <-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this" <-Sharky-> to urself?
<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat <milenko> hmm i dont think so <milenko> you can lose fat <milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY!