<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking <cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape <KK-> its just buying sex then <cranky-> what do you think marriage really is? <cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass <_overkill> WORD
<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order" So I took it! She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive. <[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC <[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
<[-FcG-]Digger> Let's all hold hands and sing...on second thought, let's wait until Soad washes his hands. <[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/
<Minion> I BECAME A NUDIST SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO BROWSE THE INTERNET FOR UNDERAGE PORN!
<+Zebz> someone should plot a graph of how much money each of these nigerian emails is offering against time <+Zebz> I think it's some kind of hidden message
<aNuBiS-> she humps me from behind sometimes tho <aNuBiS-> as a joke <aNuBiS-> when shes walking behind me <JayWhoa> she wants to be a man <JayWhoa> a gay man <pagan> its all fun and games untill soemone gets their anus poked out
<Byte> i cant find a good isp :( <Byte> vcisp.net looked good <Byte> but 30 hours/week... <Byte> i use at least 56 hours <Byte> per day
<DiamonDie> why does asl matter? <enzo_> age,sex ,location? <DiamonDie> yes i know, i've irced since '97, but why does it matter? <enzo_> because i am n ot gay! <enzo_> and i do not chat with men!
*** Topic is 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE' *** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04 *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818' -Later- *** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED' <Sopabuena> No keep that number there *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818' <Squinky> What is the number? <Sopabuena> part of a phone <Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call <Squinky> Hee! <Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as reminder notes
<jkl> umm.. I felt a slight fastening of my heartbeat... <jkl> but that coulda been cause i farted :\
<Targen> I'm using a particular method to take the gas out of my coke that involves sinking the bottle's head somewhat deeply into my mouth...and some of the coke was dripping out because of a miscalculation. <Targen> and my hand was right next to my nose <Targen> I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells like <Targen> but the point is... eww, I will never use this method again <Ender_Ray> thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke bottle :
<energize> i just cant' think of anything to code <pantherqs> code some porn <energize> how the fuck do you code porn? <Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew <Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene generator <pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of randomly chosen actions... suck, fuck, bukakke.... oh man. i wish i could code.
<sad|st> grrrrrrrr <sad|st> im going to *kill* my ex <TblunT> good <TblunT> ex's suck <TblunT> fuck em <sad|st> i spend 20 mins making fresh whipped cream every year and she demands i put Cool MotherFucking Whip on her shit <sad|st> %&)%&*%& <TblunT> sounds like the cream isn't the only thing whipped y0
<radiohead> hey emp <radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html <Emperor3D> i'd fuck her <photons> hahah <Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face. <photons> did you go all the way down.. <photons> brrwwahahaha <radiohead> would you cum on her dick too? <Emperor3D> :(
<+sp0re> most CS players are illiterate <+sp0re> infact nearly everyone on the internet is <@nem0r> sp0re <@nem0r> its alliterate <+sp0re> no <+sp0re> illiterate <@nem0r> nah <@nem0r> alliterate <+sp0re> shut up <+[IRF]Peng> illiterate nem0r :P <+DCCwis> <nem0r> alliterate <+DCCwis> lol <+sp0re> he's a n00b <@nem0r> smb <+DCCwis> so if you were sick you'd say i'm "all" <@nem0r> forget it <@nem0r> fucking n00b clan anyway * Parts: nem0r (dopedealer@host217-41-6-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com) <+sp0re> you can tell the CS players from a mile
<Rogue> lol @ my dads message just sent to me <Rogue> "Press down if you think your gay" <Rogue> i pressed down <Rogue> "You fucking faggot" <Rogue> he is an asshole * Rogue slaps his dad
*** Now talking in #athlon *** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?' *** Set by Richter! ~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20 <Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent <Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
<pr0tman> my gpa was in airforce. flew u2 n shit in cold war <sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good
<Nick> i go over my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.
<PooJou> very very wrong <milenko> btw, how did goatse start? <Rainwulf> i think the only pic that ever really made me feel funny was that pic of the guy whose cock was split down the middle <Rainwulf> that was..... not good <Rainwulf> i mean wow, that must of hurt. fuck.
<Howard> My wife keeps getting sales calls on her cell. <Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the salesperson "I need two things from you." <Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list." <Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can charge you for calling me on this cell phone." <Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung up.
<Ronwe> I think I've done one of the evillest things imaginable <Ronwe> in my twins search I came across faked olsen twin porn <D`mer> what? <D`mer> ick <Ronwe> I downloaded them <Ronwe> so I went into channels on IRC the other night and said.. <Ronwe> If anybody is interested in some decent faked celeb pron to /msg me <Ronwe> those who messaged me got olsen twin porn <Ronwe> I'm banned from about 20 rooms in dalnet now * Ronwe grins evilly <D`mer> lol
<@elf> my liver is more masculine than yours <@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is.. <@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot.. <@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's the dumbest. <@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things.. <@Vexer`> do i?
<HUGE_SUCKER> IT'S PART OF TEH CONSPIRACY HATTER DON'T ASK WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU <TimboFinanceBlows> <---!!!!! <HUGE_SUCKER> Is that supposed to be a dick, Timbo? Because I read that (including your nick) as "Timbo Finance Blows Cock" <TimboFinanceBlows> it would not be far off from teh truth <Nicodemus> man... if that is supposed to be a dick, timbo needs to see the doctor <TimboFinanceBlows> finance sucks my left nut <HUGE_SUCKER> Of course, the fact that I see '<---!!!!!' and read 'cock' means I've been reading bash too much
<Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not to go clubbing tomorrow night :| <Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go. <Compute> merc: I don't think she'd pay any attention ;) * Mercster hands compute the pants.
<Upth> did you know that the plastic used to make the keyboard keys warps when it gets wet and dries off? <ChryoZach> Nope. <Upth> my keys are beginning to wrinkle from sheer skin moisture. <ChryoZach> And now I've learned something today. <Upth> a bunch of the keys you can't even read anymore. <ChryoZach> I don't know whether to laugh or feel really bad. Wow. This place really has made me numb.
<sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in birkenstocks <sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes
<Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved in sodomy <Ronwe> or incest.... <Ronwe> or be enjoying it....
<Tetsuo> Isn't using NOSPAM in a Hotmail address kind of like trying to stop a hurricane with plywood?
<FatZZ> sif vinc, you were just so uncool that even the magic players rejected you ;)
<CoRDS> there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
<Lestat> I should invent a way to make porn into music. <Matrix_McCloud> yes <Lestat> So you could be rocking out and looking at porn at the same time. <Matrix_McCloud> oh <Lestat> By like, rocking out to porn.
<CommanderStab> ARGH <CommanderStab> It just dawned on me that the "pen" I was chewing was actually a pair of scissors @_@ <CommanderStab> It dawned on me when I cut my lip on them >_<
<Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to open it, it triggers a fatal exception. <MikeyPain> hmmm <Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL browser, damn it. <MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?" and then won't let you click no? <Nerd> Exactly.
<dustin> seti@home isn't actually doing anything worth while, they're just trying to see how many morons they can get to waste cpu cycles <Teck7> no there doing a great thing <dustin> when they finally do find intelligent life they're gonna come down and kick your ass for wasting cpu cycles
<Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING <Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM <Mardom> what?
<NikJam> gonna take a shower <NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all <NikJam> I have school tommorow <NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter <Lime> you like her, dont you <NikJam> well <NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college <NikJam> i take what i can get
<Tetsubo> ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up? <Tetsubo> why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?
MetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her fathers talent KennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never guess they were even related to Ozzy MetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though MetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show KennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood alcohol content was under 20%
<Morokiane> you go fishing for couches? that's gotta suck <Khe> you're telling me <Khe> only got two catches last month <Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small <Morokiane> damn...bad day <Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats <Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best <Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn * Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali <Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season
<ctrlbreak> i went to Coles to get cigarettes <ctrlbreak> but forgot what i went there for <ctrlbreak> and came home with cordial and milk <ctrlbreak> instead <ctrlbreak> i feel ripped off
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim <Traktopel> im more muslim than you <Vexer`> you are? <Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!