<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert <Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz <weapon01> lol <weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!
<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping dept. of a fudge factory? <Antiarc> Seriously. <Antiarc> They have to have some PC term. <Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant. <VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.
<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me both ways <Boffbowsh> ... <Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong
<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the better man and ignore him <Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent solution <Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants. <Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'... I am more like an Old Testament jew <Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban other people for calling you names over the internet? <Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi. <Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus <Aslan> it's there... trust me
AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for ? TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4 AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it (Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp
{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion
{@Dark|gone} no you dont blow its just called that
<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :) <raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun! <raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/
<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey, I have feathers coming out of my butt <Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers <SmokingCats> o <SmokingCats> damnit
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO <timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive... <sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana` <Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on! <timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip <mike> you guys make me feel good about myself
<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl <LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic
<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of myself <Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american <Shephard> and not a half-vampire <Shephard> armed to the teeth <Shephard> I do have sunglasses though
<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist action. We can all do that.
<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org <Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those scores. Those are OUTLANDISH <Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P <Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny. <ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do?? <Tobrae> ...Can't you read? <Brulam> enter it in dos <Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level * ajax has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e... <Tobrae> ... <Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!! 11 rofl <Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!
<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me <Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped
<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the internet... <brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits <ppcock> true <Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks <ppcock> very true <Carrie> lol @ 2 <brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;) <Havok> marty knows! <ppcock> 3. people do animals <Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem <brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest <ppcock> hahahahaha <brie> hahaha at Havok's 4 * ppcock gives you the $50,000 <Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on the fridge?? <ppcock> hahahahaha
<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F (x)? *** [p]-chan (fun@cpe-178-101.valp.net) has joined #math <emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM? <emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work <Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g (x) and f'(x) have to be constants <Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule <emul8or> exactly <emul8or> as i've already told him twice <Meta> heh <prebullem> well <prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work <emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where
<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though * Akito loves being in the minority :D <iamcal> you're not a man anymore?
<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ... <RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ...
<RingLass> I'm <RingLass> leaving <RingLass> night all * RingLass removes her enter key
<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum! :D <Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies" <Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke
(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny, (Jynxy): Nintendo do own! (Jynxy): And its not only the games (Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really makes nintendo special
<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you really hate <Munger> scott: fdisk <scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a : emergeu nmerge -violent nano <scott> you know, something with explosions
<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram <dela> it's cheap these days <BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it? <BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things <BlkDrgn> like watching tv
* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter. MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?
<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American? <Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an American citizen.
<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds <via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly <via_> so guess how he does it? <antiuser> blowtorch? <concaf> deep fry? <via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes <concaf> HAHAHHAH <Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT <via_> worked like a charm
* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side * EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys <EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side
<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it <EmersonOw> "funny guy" <EmersonOw> not funny ha ha <EmersonOw> but funny GAY
<Decimus> raped any white women lately? <Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark <Decimus> k <Decimus> was she fat?
<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the quotes...
<ljtyk> damn school <SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs <ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation <SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN <ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy
<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her
<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake':
Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god
<beretta> lets say you clone yourself <beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone <beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery? <mook> Um. <proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe? <mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
<Tim3WorX> somtimes <Tim3WorX> when i'm naked <Tim3WorX> and alone <j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware
<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs <Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now
<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it <Square Monkey> LOL <Harima Dugong> i meant gum
<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading <Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room <`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P <Mr_Saturn> ive got that too <Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff <Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars <Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks <Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean <`Tony`> Yea... <`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door <xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo. <adam> it's all in your head, matt. <xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes (raygun) hmm (raygun) it Hz your eyes (raygun) SNORT SNORT
<Zang> How old is Sky? <Cyril> 25 i think <Cyril> he just gained a level <Cyril> er year