<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some fucking aweful karaoke! <wsmp|phrack> D: <wsmp|phrack> want me to take them out? <Speed3D> how? <wsmp|phrack> well <wsmp|phrack> Ill turn up <wsmp|phrack> and take them to dinner <wsmp|phrack> on my bmx <wsmp|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant <Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind <Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from 1001 papercuts <wsmp|phrack> hmmm <Speed3D> with the use of iodine <wsmp|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha teaspoon <wsmp|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :(
<Nikari> $h1t <Ferrari> |=uc|< <Ferrari> |317C|-| <Nikari> |= |_| < |< <Ferrari> haha <Ferrari> |3][¯|¯c|-| <Nikari> |> /- // || <DragonPhoeniX> ( () ( |< 5 |_| ( |< ][ || (¬ |) () |_| ( | -| |= |3 / (¬ <Ferrari> ... <Nikari> D= <Nikari> I think we've been owned <Ferrari> retardedly owned
<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website? <Vicious2071> what is mugen? <Vicious2071> can anyone tell me? <Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt <Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology <Vicious2071> ? <Vicious2071> sorry still lost
<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car service car <@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P <iInTheSky> No kidding <iInTheSky> :) <iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper was open <iInTheSky> made me wonder
<Justin|> tool: hey, you wanna hear a really horrible love story? <Nemephosis> you broke your hand?
<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove. <Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom. <schnorks> ... <Rivorus> okay... five times
<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat
* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer <Mouse> that's quite some improvement
<rising> wow this room is full of losers <Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC....
<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught <Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez <Jerec> TB.. wow <Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer <Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot <Jerec> or Jesus
<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom <ian> wait <ian> no <ian> other way around
* ||XanT|| touches self <RoseyCat> none of that! <||XanT||> but <||XanT||> but <||XanT||> it feels so GOOD <RoseyCat> I said NO. <||XanT||> ..............brb
<jrh1109> you guys probably dont even own a freaking gamecube <Giygas> Try this URL in your AOL Browser: http:// www.mocosoft.com/open.html <Giygas> It has several helps on the game <jrh1109> thanks...giy * jrh1109 (J_sin@172.133.57.5) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) * jrh1109 (J_sin@AC9F4394.ipt.aol.com) has joined #gamecube <Giygas> It didn't crash your AOL did it? <jrh1109> not even close bitch <_XbAsEd_> bitch? ... your mom here? :/
<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend with a different girl :) <jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!! <jan^beer> :)= <+Burned> a horse ?
<Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer flowed freely from an ice cold source <Kaloth> and peanuts were free <Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits and sport <Kaloth> ah, if only. <Kaloth> wait a minute * Kaloth bbl. pub.
<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with <eddy> :) <eddy> oops type <eddy> oh the irony <G> lol
( shamoun ) lol, please don't root me ( shamoun ) hey, i have a question ( shamoun ) if im logged into root, is there some way i can do something like su to login to another user and then launch xchat ( shamoun ) i don't want to have to leave xfce ( shamoun ) well, now you all know im logged in as root. goodbye
<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert <Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz <weapon01> lol <weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!
<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping dept. of a fudge factory? <Antiarc> Seriously. <Antiarc> They have to have some PC term. <Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant. <VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.
<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me both ways <Boffbowsh> ... <Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong
<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the better man and ignore him <Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent solution <Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants. <Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'... I am more like an Old Testament jew <Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban other people for calling you names over the internet? <Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi. <Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus <Aslan> it's there... trust me
AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> whats the alt command for ? TDJ_Bilbo_Fett> alt+f4 AoD_ELiTe_WaSp> i will try it (Exit)> AoD_ELiTe_WaSp
{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion
{@Dark|gone} no you dont blow its just called that
<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :) <raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun! <raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/
<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey, I have feathers coming out of my butt <Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers <SmokingCats> o <SmokingCats> damnit
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO <timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive... <sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana` <Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on! <timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip <mike> you guys make me feel good about myself
<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl <LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic
<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of myself <Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american <Shephard> and not a half-vampire <Shephard> armed to the teeth <Shephard> I do have sunglasses though
<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist action. We can all do that.
<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org <Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those scores. Those are OUTLANDISH <Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P <Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny. <ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do?? <Tobrae> ...Can't you read? <Brulam> enter it in dos <Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level * ajax has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e... <Tobrae> ... <Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!! 11 rofl <Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!
<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me <Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped
<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the internet... <brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits <ppcock> true <Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks <ppcock> very true <Carrie> lol @ 2 <brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;) <Havok> marty knows! <ppcock> 3. people do animals <Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem <brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest <ppcock> hahahahaha <brie> hahaha at Havok's 4 * ppcock gives you the $50,000 <Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on the fridge?? <ppcock> hahahahaha
<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F (x)? *** [p]-chan (fun@cpe-178-101.valp.net) has joined #math <emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM? <emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work <Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g (x) and f'(x) have to be constants <Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule <emul8or> exactly <emul8or> as i've already told him twice <Meta> heh <prebullem> well <prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work <emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where
<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though * Akito loves being in the minority :D <iamcal> you're not a man anymore?
<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ... <RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ...
<RingLass> I'm <RingLass> leaving <RingLass> night all * RingLass removes her enter key
<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum! :D <Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies" <Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke
(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny, (Jynxy): Nintendo do own! (Jynxy): And its not only the games (Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really makes nintendo special
<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you really hate <Munger> scott: fdisk <scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a : emergeu nmerge -violent nano <scott> you know, something with explosions
<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram <dela> it's cheap these days <BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it? <BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things <BlkDrgn> like watching tv
* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter. MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?
<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American? <Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an American citizen.
<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds <via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly <via_> so guess how he does it? <antiuser> blowtorch? <concaf> deep fry? <via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes <concaf> HAHAHHAH <Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT <via_> worked like a charm
* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side * EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys <EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side
<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it <EmersonOw> "funny guy" <EmersonOw> not funny ha ha <EmersonOw> but funny GAY