[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say [ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah [ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing [ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit [ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles*** [ jamao ] lol
<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K
<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something. <jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
(@icono) what is it your mad at? (NecroMort) women (@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you (NecroMort) same thing ;)
<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\ <LoneJackal> dunno <LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner? <indefactorX> shut up <LoneJackal> or aggressive language
<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on periscope, no knicks on <Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol <Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope lol
* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants. <FLB> ... <Ouroboros> Well. <Ouroboros> I mean. <Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right? <FLB> Yeah! Of course! <FLB> That's what you meant <Ouroboros> Yes. <Ouroboros> It is. <FLB> Umm. <FLB> You can keep that pair. <FLB> They're on the house. <Ouroboros> KTHX
<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell but rich? <crunchyfish> Would you? <MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?
<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger. <SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit? <Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?
#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002 <dzee> want to try again sara <sara_sig> no <sara_sig> gay thing <sara_sig> too pissed off with it <dzee> why does it crash? <sara_sig> . <sara_sig> ^ see that? <sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage <sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot <sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that <sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it <sara_sig> It goes way beyond that
<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
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<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all. <EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid. <EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so. <EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign. <EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick' <EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash. <EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty. *EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon <EdiblePig> fuck
nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic? p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas... nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman... nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim [z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y) *sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)
<F-F> Marks the end of a dialup ISP for me!!! <F-F> and ive never bitched about UTV :P <r0x0r> i thought you was getting AOL <F-F> i am yeah <F-F> but its a trial :P <r0x0r> Your 500 free hours are not welcome here, F-F :-/ <F-F> 100 :-/ <F-F> in the usa its 1025 <F-F> here its 100 <F-F> 500.. here? haha <F-F> No :P <r0x0r> whatever <r0x0r> everyone gets sick after 1 or 2 hours
<Koult> Hey Lac' <Lac'> Sup dude? <Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire <Lac'> aye <Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through <Lac'> really!?sweet! <Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet, <Lac'> ? <Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen, <Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera <Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit <Lac'>I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
<Goose-dz> what you should do is bury half of your money in the back yard <D3StRuCT> wait a minute <D3StRuCT> i remember something like this in the bible, i was actually awake on this one <D3StRuCT> didnt that guy get called a dumb ass bitch? <Goose-dz> they used the phrase dumb ass bitch in the bible? <D3StRuCT> well no <Goose-dz> must be the new testament <D3StRuCT> it was much more complex and condescending
<aBoijj> he asked me where I downloaded it from <aBoijj> I said I walked into the shop and downloaded it from the shelf to my hand then uploaded some money from my pocket to the till via the shop assistant
<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable <hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable <hazza-> and every full moon <hazza-> she'd get out a spoon <hazza-> and drink herself under the table <|iCARUS> sick bastard <|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
<Alty> i say burn bill gates at the stake and all will be well <Ron[afk]> :) <Esper> yay! fire solves everything! <Ron[afk]> Except for fires.
<SuperMegaGeek145> this is a really gooooood movie <xTaVx> lol <xTaVx> You need a paper towel? <SuperMegaGeek145> ewww <SuperMegaGeek145> good, commercial <SuperMegaGeek145> brb
(@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox (+[KdAwG]) .... (+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again (@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star wars rom (@Vinpire) pah (+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x (@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people could rape you for it yesterday (+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D (@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol (+[KdAwG]) wow (+[KdAwG]) it is (+[KdAwG]) <3
<+Psylent> It turned out to be a good night in any case <+Psylent> and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend <SteamedHams> you can't use irc AND have sex <SteamedHams> irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm <egg> that's good <+Psylent> that's very good <egg> you don't need to use protection <SteamedHams> yeah, let the aids flow <egg> he's not african <SteamedHams> ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone
zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them? forge: Shit! forge: We aren't?
Gildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under the desk moki: trying for another promotion, Gildor?
<sleeper> I wonder if it would be illegal to take scans of a magazine from 1960 and sell them <sleeper> I figure it must be....but is it? <Sku> has to be older then that to be legal fer sure <sleeper> you're sure that isn't public domain by now? <ZeroHour> no sleeper, PlayBoy is still in business <ZeroHour> lol <sleeper> how'd you know it was playboy?
<kremlyn> I was in #atomicmpc, then I left because they are all gheybos (tm) <kremlyn> And he pm'd me and asked me to come back <kremlyn> So I said <kremlyn> [19:48] <kremlyn> Why? To watch a bunch of pre-pubescent CS playing Overclockers talk about how much faster their computer is now that it's running at a 4 Mhz faster FSB, when for the amount of money they spent on a liquid-urine cooling system, they could have bought a faster box anyway? <kremlyn> And he quit
<Jeeeeebus> plus i got jedis to give me hound jobs.. <LDM> hound jobs = beastality? <Jeeeeebus> HAND!! HAND!!
<@frosty[bong]> Current Time Time:«12:38am» Day:«Sunday» Date:«December 1st 2002» TimeZone:«GMT -8:00» I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n <@frosty[bong]> its December!!! <@kmad> sweet <@kmad> only 14 months till feburary
<Justn> I cant wait till the summer i'll be working out so much... I'm gonna be ripped! <Ian_540> maybe working out will give you big muscles, but it won't make your small dick any bigger
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead.
<Toen> With Starfox Adventures, Rare redefined fun. <Toen> Fun (adj.) 1: Not fun.
<|TripleH|> Ever been fucking some 15-year-old homeless girl and the roofies wear off and she starts to wake up? Do you just keep going, or do you hit her with a toaster or something and try to knock her back out? I never know what to do.
<naga> so how long can nicknames be? <parnbl00d> pretty long * naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie <nagaiseatingpie> cool * naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks <nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks! <nagalikeslongdicks> shit <parnbl00d> ahahaha
<SiX-SiN> www.shoutcast.com <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> mmm kpop <SiX-SiN> ckr lags <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> omfg <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> how is KPOP fucking 2nd and 4th <SiX-SiN> i dunno <SiX-SiN> it would be rap <SiX-SiN> but niggers dont kno how to use the computer
<Wedgie> yay! the flickering stopped.. <Wedgie> I fetched a hammer and looked at the monitor really threatening :)
<[LH]Georg> PAIN LEADS TO ANGER. AND ANGER LEADS TO CAPS LOCK. AND CAPS LOCK LEADS TO REVOLTING PEOPLE IN AN IRC CHANNEL.
<Unsounder|HW> Mixs <Unsounder|HW> didn't you forget to wank? <Unsounder|HW> there's porn in 30 mins <Mixs-zZZz> Haven't got that chan :/ <Unsounder|HW> i mean come on....you can't go loaded to school <Unsounder|HW> on gymnasium you'll have a hardon constantly then :P <Mixs-zZZz> Did I tell you about the bombthreat? I think I did.. <Mixs-zZZz> I wanked after that :P <Unsounder|HW> ROFL <Unsounder|HW> I don't wanna know what you did the 11th sep then :P
<g9icy> heh, opposite my old house there was this massive field...i used to find all sorts on there, old needles (didn't touch), used jonnies...cars...bikes...etc <Xanothis> are you implying you touched the used jonnies?
<PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a cocksucker? <Atchoo> Please :) <Digga> sucked a cock <PsychoticBat> Oh.
<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'
<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL <Jig|werk> prosthetic hand? <derobrash> heh <derobrash> lol <Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.
<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention <sqweak> hollywood lied <sqweak> big is not beautiful <EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild! <TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK <sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN <sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs! <TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit <antivert> hungry hungry hippos! <TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again <TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty <sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2 <sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!