<Tak777> I have returned * Feops disbelieves <Feops> 1d20+1 <Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6) <Feops> damn <Feops> fine, you're here.
Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah Joe Fox : they need that in real life Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping Darth_Bowser : shit Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too Darth_Bowser : =P Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS Darth_Bowser : heh Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain
* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING `PARENTS <tP-InfamousGadget> ewww
<Area-51> wanna know a good one? <AOLuser> a good one what? <Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P
< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh < Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer? <+insight> damn <+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version
<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I won't..."
<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE <orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT <orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT <orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about <orion> even models and shit <orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot <orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"
<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade the shock! <Cow> .... <Cow> ... <Cow> seriously.
<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows (tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.
<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.
<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. <Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up. <Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.
* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter. <Rico||Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated...
<Myst> It would, however, be funnier. <Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature. <WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny
<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?" <Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
<@Daybreaker> bah <@Daybreaker> i got sick oF that bin laden game the first time i played it <@Daybreaker> like a year ago <@Daybreaker> fuck flash games <@Blur> hentai? <@Daybreaker> shush <@Daybreaker> i caN't stand a game where the difficulty levels are "poorly made" "badly made" and "free 15 day macromedia preview" <@Blur> lol <@Daybreaker> fuck all that
<wanman2> c++ is so much more intuitive than any language i've learned <wanman2> that's my thought of the night <wanman2> and with that, good night. <fib> let us bathe in its profundity <wanman2> and lather ourselves with its wisdom <lbandit> and watch it flow down the drain <lbandit> amidst our pubic hairs and semen <lbandit> and urine <wanman2> and vaginal discharge <fib> my bishop delivers no sermons in the shower
<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone *** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...) <Viggo> hmmm <Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang
<Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his room. I hope they get naked. <Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6? <Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on. <NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes when he left the room.
<Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin? <Kevyn> Turkey <Samantha> Kev is da man <Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican
<@pork> whats best buy <@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.
<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties <LULU> You wear pants don't you?
denisbaldwin: I think I love you... denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of... denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of... denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for. alexusslave: like herpes?
<Tiberiumsun01> I am so lonely, I wish a girl would look at me <maq> maybe you should wait around in parking lots at night until one comes by and stuff her in a potato sack
<DracoDanMP> i spent all day reading on www.bash.org <@MalHavoc> and that is why you fail. <DracoDanMP> then i realized that only a true geek would even get 99% of the jokes, much less think they were funny <@MalHavoc> I bet you laughed your ass off all fucking day :P
<EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery club. <RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk about battery club.
<CharCoal69> and I made 2 dollars selling cigarettes to children in third world countries. I told them it was food.
<TunkeyMicket> HOLY SHIT MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS <TunkeyMicket> HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP <TunkeyMicket> THIS WINDOW CAME UP <TunkeyMicket> TOLD ME THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS
<DrZaius44> pc load letter? What the fuck is PC load letter?? <CharCoal69> a letter that says "I shot my load. Sorry. -- Your Computer"
<b1u3^t3rr0r> bash.org; yet more proof there are people more fucked up than me.
<DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me? <DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are! <|Annie|> shizz <DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek <|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here <|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._. <Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick <DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard
* Joins: rock (rock@cs24243145-246.houston.rr.com) <rock> hey <Capn_Panic> hey <Shockster> hey <Capn_Panic> it's fat albert!
<eqnox> I need ddr to unlease my full power <kingBooze> ddr? <eqnox> dance dance revolution <kingBooze> I've never played <kingBooze> is it as fun as everyone says it is? <bennid> no <bennid> just gay <DSmooth> kingBooze: ddr is for ghetto kids <DSmooth> at the arcade <DSmooth> and their white trash girlfirends watch them play <DSmooth> until they've had enough <DSmooth> then they take them home and beat them
* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears. <JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job. <Feren> I suppose. * JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
<Khey> There was this soap opera on the TV in the customer lounge at work and there were these black people on it <Khey> And I thought to myself <Khey> "Man, why don't they get 'real' black people in soap operas?" <duffey> Haha <Khey> I'm not talking about some upper-middle class light-skinned 'nigga' either. <Khey> Some dark-skinned, thugg'd out, bling-blingin', grill'd up guy. <Khey> With cornrows and a stocking cap <Khey> I'd watch soap opera's then. <Khey> "Oh no, Johnny's mom was kidnapped" <Khey> "AW SHIT NIGGA I'S FUNNA CAP ME SOME CRACKAS" <Khey> or something <Khey> Anyways, enough of Stereotype Theatre with Mr.K
<meyowith> almost done cleaning my room :D <meyowith> now to untangle my wires.. Quit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)
<webby_g[work]> some guy just forgot his login and NEEDED to print out some work, so I let him login into my account and print it off, aren't I NICE? <Zarei> no now all your bases will belong to him <webby_g[work]> he was supervised, so if he did try to me up me the bomb, he would have had no chance to survive make his time.
<chadamir> I was gonna call my band 'trebek is god' but we decided that was a better album name and then we decided not to use it at all <kolby> and then you realized there was no band <kolby> it was just you and a karaoke machine
<@i386> NEXT Year, me, skool. pointelss educational films. susicide <BenZor> Dude <BenZor> if you spell like that, it isnt pointless.
Kaji: "i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent" Jallil d'lil 'anonen: depends on the kind of porno...if it were snuff yeah, but the real classy kind is okay Kaji: ...mmk Jallil d'lil 'anonen: pretend I didn't say that Kaji, Maelthra D' Llaren: i will..
<mikaru> thinkgeek.com has some l33t a55 tshirts. <mikaru> literally/ <autistk> mikaru: dude, I think you'll find they are, in fact, g3y455 shirts
<mikaru> cumshots are amusing. <autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd <autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea and then totally fuck it up <mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that. <autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something <mikaru> ahahah
<NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws : ((((((((((((( <Weebl> is your webcam on nys?
<ChineseElite> there is nothing wrong with using linux.. <Threeboy> if that's the lifestyle you wanna live, i wont judge you. <Threeboy> i just wont support you at the parades.
* magicsmoke returns with a mug of coffee that is still almost black after adding milk kiri : lol kiri : that's some heavey coffee then magicsmoke : i could say that the spoon is standing up in it.. magicsmoke : but i can't see the spoon. i think it's dissolved Alpha1 : There is no spoon
<ragnarok2040> @_@, i have a mouse scratching directly above my head <Uzzab0x> trailer mice O_o * _absent 0_o CKY - Shock and Terror [3:07] <ragnarok2040> :/ and i can't beat on the ceiling cuz it messes up the ceiling fan <ragnarok2040> so i have to ignore it <Uzzab0x> I pity j00 rag :D <_absent> haha your trailer is infested with canadians <_absent> *mice
<Sloan|Eat> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is Captain Highliner. <Goonigoogoo> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is sand
Now talking in #blackpower. * ChanServ changes topic to 'NEW YORK (CNN) -- Jam Master Jay, the DJ of the longtime rap group Run-DMC, was shot in the head and killed Wednesday night in a Queens recording studio, according to New York police. Jay is one dead nigger. One less aids infected, syphallitic, dreadlocked nigger in the world!'