<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking me and the next day we found out we were related...
<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough <codewolf> maybe a Z4 <Teatime> Or a miata. <Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari. <Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche <fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."
<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> whats with all the netsplits? <Rodzilla> J0 MAMA <Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> o_O <Rodzilla> SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF <Rodzilla> AHAAHAHAHAHHAH
<Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me <Oliver> spent 2 days there <Oliver> could hardly walk <teles> lol :) <teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art school :p
<nuance> er s/./, <cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/! <nuance> regexp nazi <cherub> s/nazi/victim/
<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!! --- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*
<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly bitches <Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of yourself, you go right ahead. But post them on the Ugly Bitch Web
<AL9000> hehe, I called up one of my female friends today while I was naked <AL9000> I was actually slapping it around to see if she'd ask what that noise was
<tokumei> green tea incense yo <tokumei> and no pot for me today <PFunk> Trying to quit? <JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about his heavy drug use instead of admitting it
<IsamuDyson> i think they need to get out and meet some people <BloodFromStone> Hey, I won't allow that kind of talk in here.
<Angelic> man who catch fly with chopsticks ... should eat in different restaraunt!
<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry. <Slime> The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting. <Slime> My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say " NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP " <MechaMrEd> And then you'll notice she has an erection
<@Headlor> when i live somewhre less gay <@Headlor> im getting a cat <@Headlor> and calling it "Hitler Stalin Mao" <@Headlor> or just stalin <@Headlor> "whats your cat called?" <@Headlor> "stalin." <@Headlor> "." <@Headlor> ill write on its littertray "human rights" <@Headlor> and on its bowl "flesh of the capitalist pig dogs"
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æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (somecrap) someone go touch bax so he'll be happy æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Divinyls - I Touch Myself (somecrap) nevermind he took care of that himself
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty. <beady> teacher? <claws03> grade school?
<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years <testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984 <snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here <snaund> must be a timezone thing <testify> well its near 2003 <snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003 <testify> taht is? <snaund> testify: 2002 <testify> ok
<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what
ever comes out"?
<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night <hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash <@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
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<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl <Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL <Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club <`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant <Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
<DrLickies> Anyone who wants to fight me, I'll be at Yonge and College in like 25 minutes <capitan0> don't homos hang at yonge and college ? <DrLickies> No, I think they hang a couple of blocks east <DrLickies> But maybe some homosexuals hang there <smackhead> DrLickles- homosexuals will be hanging there in 25 minutes, apparently
<Jeeeeebus> wtf <Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen <Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
*** Keyser is now known as Keyser|driveby <Keyser|driveby> brb <Keyser|driveby> crawling on floor for a while :\
* koin freaks. <koin> Harry Potter porn X_x <koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P <Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it. <koin> You have HP porn? <Solaris> No. <koin> I was about to say... <koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>
<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back (doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi (doggie^): was very annoying ([olly]): lol (slippy^): yeh :/ (slippy^): that movie sucked
* Hotaru dances more. <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> I suck at dancing. <Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing. <Hotaru> o/`>-
<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts." <Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth fag."
<Warhead> call off, everyone: boxers or briefs? <Enargy> depends <Warhead> ......control problems?
<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come" <Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
<sazeMaster> exuse me! <+joshua> the only excuse for you is your mom wanted another child support check
<Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit <SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable calculus! <virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad <virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
much money you will pay for me to come down there
<|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts masters. <|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!! <Nvrmr> cd wrong window <Nvrmr> dir <Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
<FLB> once sex tv showed a room full of women masturbating <FLB> it was an "orgasm class" <FLB> and they all go there <Kamikaze_Watermelon> did you tape it? <FLB> and in a group <FLB> finger themselves. <FLB> Umm <FLB> No. <Kamikaze_Watermelon> bastard <FLB> I was uhh.... <FLB> taking notes?
<FLB> GRRR <FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom <FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out <Hawk--> lol <FLB> and there were no towels or anything <FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt <FLB> close call though
<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air. <Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE *** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing <PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
<Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard throw eggs at an old lady
<Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME <Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back <Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i was sitting at <Veor> and she had a cane <Veor> i realized she was blind