<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom? <greeny> "don't turn the box upside down" <greeny> :
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<Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those kinds of games. <SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf* <SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you didn't *notice* <SINsApple> :D <Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you dirty *bitch*
<Carter> Periods rock <Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover yourself in warpaint unpainfully <Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red! <DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in a fetal position and await death.
<Kaladias> Kal need nookie [+]ChevyGurl> lol <Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously
<alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no" <Help747> X <Help747> er <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey <Help747> X X
<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text= Melbourne+Wireless <smarm> needs to have a line break :P <CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and comment on the line break :)
[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night? [Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/ Sister"??? [Glare]: damnit. [Tank]: Owned. [Glare]: Agreed. Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.
<+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i was curious as i've never seen it <+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did <+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag. <+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'
<TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has mis-understood you? <TheOffspring326> but you're not sure <Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHOLE?
<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so asprin. <Ari> awww.... * Ari huggles Tris <Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH
* Faetan is gonna kill Santa for this... * Santa_Clause is now known as Steve <Steve> >_> <Steve> <_<
Anonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!! Anonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force then any other profession. Anonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day. Anonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into skyscrapers. Anonymous: Fool, you're muslim too. Anonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple. Anonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really tanned white person.
<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.
<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star Trek? <MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily <Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing to us Trekkies.
<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night <@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports
<@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking coffee <@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable <@FrozenFireball> ......... <@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual
<devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit,
<DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes <DeadKenne> hehe <DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit! <DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again
<ApoIIyon> energy drinks are good <ApoIIyon> if u have less then 4 a day <topdawg> i had a couple of v's in a lecture <topdawg> then went to sleep <topdawg> i woke up at the end <ApoIIyon> yeah some people.. it wont work for them <topdawg> and felt like running around in circles :( <ApoIIyon> ahahahahahah <topdawg> it had LAG <topdawg> OH GOD <topdawg> V ON DIALUP <topdawg> :(
<Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd <Ac|D> not over irc <voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg file via australia post <Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then <voltstfu> i have not much of interest <voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a woman missionary style <Ac|D> haha
× Snakeyes (Snakeyes@66.227.169.205) joined #help <Snakeyes> anyone here the master of "DEATH OF A SALESMAN" i gotta answer 25 questions about it in 15 minutes! <@dewx> i know i didn't watch it! <@dewx> (isn't it a movie?) <Snakeyes> its a play <phoq> the salesman dies
<v1ru5> fuck <v1ru5> we have a dog inside! <v1ru5> in the house <ikke> w00f <v1ru5> and it is rabid or something <Jeian> LOL * v1ru5 akf <Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?
* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy * hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she accidentally shits on your hair <hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry ;) <jasn_78> yuck <hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem :( <-- jasn_78 has quit (Exit: )
* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about them, i also have MSN
<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe James broke my computer <flawed> first your hymen now your computer <flawed> what was he thinking? <Lenore> he wasn't
<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT? <Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB <Margret> One SUCK or two? <Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety <Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti? <Henry> where is it WHORE? <Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT <Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES <Margret> *sip* <Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy <Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?
<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME! <JujubeZ> what,? <rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches! <JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron <rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha
<BhavFox> FurServ: op me <FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped. <BhavFox> ;O) <Kas> FurServ: suck me <Kas> aww <Hawx> Kas: You already suck.
<Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X] <Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm <Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal <Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred" <jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story <jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager <Genasirus> wtf? <jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out <jhtm> it sucked
<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me <kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail? <kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again" <kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"
<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em? <kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror <kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look <Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink? <kolby> huh? <kolby> ...fuck
[+ oracel] my exam went well =) [@ zipper] My job searching didn't. [@ zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop search wednesday. :o [@ zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player
<Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.
<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself. <leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do <leo> Your not my fucking mom <maverick> uhh, yeah i am.. <leo> ?????? <maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..
<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand <thegleek> wow <thegleek> old school
<Coogaar> You really can t mince around with these TiVos, Todd. If you wanted to turn on a machine and have it tell you you were gay all the time, you would just play Counter-Strike online.
<Volt9000> I had wood today <Volt9000> I'm proud <AL9000> Me too <SROL> I did, too <SROL> And I believe we all know what happened soon after <AL9000> Volt's pet goat hid behind the couch
<@kmad> its fun as hell <@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile <@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun
<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared Folder <@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay <@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it <@Psych0> anyone find that weird? <@Forty> Sounds normal <@Forty> Did you update Windows lately? It's in service pack 2 <@Psych0> I have win 98 <@Psych0> : <@Forty> Yeah that sounds right
<Dekan-> WHAT THE FUCK... My Right nut is folded down under and then backaround ontop of my left nut <%Eizneckam> Umm <souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day? <@mootlif3> what the fuck is wrong with this chat..
<Theogony> odd <Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom <Theogony> hmm <Theogony> quite strange
<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial? <JanusLexington> with friend browsing? <JanusLexington> worst <JanusLexington> invention <JanusLexington> EVAR <Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends <JanusLexington> friend porn browsing... <Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!" <Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"
<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning <weebl> cuz of that fucker <weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool <weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning <DoubleHelix> LOL! <DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool! <DoubleHelix> lol <DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit <weebl> yeah <weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone <DoubleHelix> HAHAH!
<SiZZuRp> this is from www.pk-hq.com <SiZZuRp> Most users ever online was 138 on 02-14-2002 at 13:33. <SiZZURp> a sad valentines day......... date much?
<Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid. They don't
trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.
<Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert
dograping kiddiefucker" }
<Marand> Maybe it's because they know me
<Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild