<GregMoore> -v raxor <GregMoore> FUCK <GregMoore> lol <GregMoore> -ox raxor <GregMoore> -o raxor <GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!
<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =( <DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight. <DarkLich> NOW <DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
<TrouT> anyone know what this means: <TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/ RegisterVh3Service' <+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin /RegisterVh3Service
<kleitin> where are u guys from? <Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands <kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol <Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol <Anthony> I SAW! <Anthony> that's sick <Anthony> heh <Jessica> my day was boring <Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh <Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me <Jessica> lol <Jessica> OOPS <Jessica> out of my room <Jessica> not me <Anthony> hahahahahahahaha
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core * +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it <+MegamanX2K> FATLITY <+MegamanX2K> err <+MegamanX2K> FATALITY <+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos <Snow_Angel> fatlity? <Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word? <+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference
<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." <Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom - <Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!" <mike> :P <mike> i wanna be a pilot <mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!" <mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!" <Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive." <Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired! <Glaug-Eldare> =D <mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground! <Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off? <mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get
<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave connection or something <Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz <avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing my uploads"
*** KeeperX (KeeperX@24.120.83.177) has joined channel #idle <KeeperX>: ... <KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse. <nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price. <Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?
<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with tivo-like functionality <AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip the trinity broadcasing network 24/7 <Fogie> what is that, pr0n? <AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then yes <Fogie> to each his own <Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
Tarja: TODAY in auto shop Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok
<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her <HistoryHm> three strikes rule <HistoryHm> republican <HistoryHm> christian <unga-work> conscious
<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..." <Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you. (@Arrow) "teratoryatal" (@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling (@Arrow) territorial (shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals. <Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything <Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9 <Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex" <rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
<@Fuse> !spin <+SugarFairy> Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on .. Sophos <+SugarFairy> Now, go kiss ^-^ <+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of boys
<kfc-ginzberg> dude <kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy <kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my cock? Alex"
<pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality" <Kevron5000> say what <pogo> exaclty <pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid <serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation <Kevron5000> now that i can do <pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages <serdar_argic> ewww <pogo> sign the bottom <serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual <pogo> indeed
<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and teach IRC in return.
<smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where it's used. " <smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!
* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand * geekster Chuckles at the security * Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol <geekster> mastarbatory pleasure <geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large stomach
<default> say something nice to my mom if your around <magpie> who's your mom <magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet <default> no the women looking over my shoulder
<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs <Emily-away> I bet I could. <Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls. <Kevyn> That means I have big balls. <Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar? <Homeless Person> :(
<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta? <ircbuddy> GTA2 <ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...) <Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected <ircbuddy> Fair enough.
< cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently < krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.
* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper * iphopper reciprocates the hug * Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it proportianal to 1 over 2 * iphopper primes lil's hug * Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient * Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the highest and lowest points * Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused faces and blushes * iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and the derivative of that value <ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
<ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet <ChafedNut> it's pretty fly <Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please <ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright protections <Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better actually <Batt0usai> try zipping it <ChafedNut> ok
<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[ <kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel
<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this site" <Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/ <J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch <Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches
<mannie77> Hi <Sexygirl89> hi <mannie77> m/f? <Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?! <mannie77> oh right <Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like this!
<JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story building. I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I was too high up to see.
<hamutaro> Check this out <hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^ <hamutaro> Oh, wait. <hamutaro> Fuck
<Que> i don't mind talking <Que> but having pictures of my penis online <Que> yeah, not safe <Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same pic is not safe ;) <Odin> lol <Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in the same pics...now thats just funny
<ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out <wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs
<MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat <MicrophoneJoe> Are you talking about masturbation ZoK? <ZoK> What else takes about 5 mins and involves lubrication? <MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer putting on a T-Shirt
<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything <PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P <Keiichi> not even close <Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the face and laughs
<|Robot|Pimpbot> I SWEAR TO GOD I WISH I COULD JUST REACH
THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL PPL SOMETIMES
<|Robot|Pimpbot> does anyone know if that will be part of
Internet v2?
<{RA}SKY-UED3> yeah
<{RA}SKY-UED3> but youll have to pay a tax on it
<{RA}SKY-UED3> and stand in a line
<|Robot|Pimpbot> im willing
<Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab, and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my face. <Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!! <Macabre> Y'know why? <Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy vibrator, ie really pwoerfully <Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or something.. :(
<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their parents/friends out
<Soul`is`away> I was ashamed of the latest KMart catalogue <Soul`is`away> Flipped to the games bit... <Soul`is`away> Xbox and PS2, but no cube AT ALL <risq> there are no gamecubes in ANY catalogues <Soul`is`away> WHY NOT!> <Onikage> maybe after they put in the xbox, there was no room for the cube