<Nark> flash2 is the easiest shit to learn next to wanking off to Pamela Anderson
<sKratch> you know what? if we could choose our nationality at birth, there would be no canada <sKratch> or it would just be a country full of morons <sKratch> oh wait...
<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday. <boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket! <@omega> out? <+Tincan> yeah i guess <+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it <@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket. <+Tincan> lolol
<Runed> soft toilet paper :) <Runed> makes you want to sit there and wipe your ass all day :(
<Anatole> That bot was from Russia. <Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well! <Rev> Russian...so it begins... <Anatole> And a name. <Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting. <DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now <RAPEAPE> yeah <DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC <RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS <Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots. But will the americans retaliate? <DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE <DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses! <Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile. <DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low level version of klez <DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love Bug" virus <Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme music.
<BX|Lyfe> im gonna be waiting with a shotgun to rob santa <BX|Lyfe> then its off to the pawn shop, ho ho ho
<Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply, to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city <Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump and kissable" <Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of anthrax
<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good <Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets matrix style
<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen <AdmiralPJ> yes i know <ari> That's precognition, not telepathy <ari> Ah, damnit... <ari> Good one
<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker <Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts <Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read <Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school <Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts <Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!" <Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves" <Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!" <Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf" <Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/
* Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu) <____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about globalisation
<+MegamanX2K> buh <@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X <+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off <@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now? <+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush <+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg? <@Dragon_Ninja> LOL <+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go "KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^"
<unrealer> shit <unrealer> who is good at medic here? <unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're vain to dissove? <unrealer> i think i popped my vain <unrealer> shit <PInK-PSy> o_O <unrealer> its at my leg <PInK-PSy> sucks to be you <unrealer> .... ... ... <BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein". * PInK-PSy nods <unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream stuck <unrealer> its all hard and shit <unrealer> compair to my other leg <PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer <PInK-PSy> and do something about it =
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove <Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.
<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and you know what girl is on camara
(djaby) ohh k me frm marz (djaby) visit sum time... (djaby) its a cooool place (djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz... (st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth (djaby) u there zip.... (djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit.. (djaby) :) (st0vbold) sure I am (djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also... (djaby) :) (djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:) (djaby) lol (st0vbold) go back to dalnet (djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil bann u in a sec ??? :) (djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....
<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position <kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons
<Mario> were is evesyone? <penfold> in graamer school <penfold> grammar* <penfold> damnit, it backfired :\
<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n? <PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet? <Jedi_Vader20> whoops
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<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys nipple in that pic <LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore" games?
<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue merry and pippin from the ents <Tumbleweed> would you? <Fat-Burrick> good point
barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes barra: what? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan barra: how? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up
<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game
<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol <blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs
<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to support mixed-case arguments <chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match 'start' and 'stop' in <chris> your case statement. While technically, there is nothing wrong with the <chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and [Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp]. Using <chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive." <reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE] [fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]" <reflector> match that, asshole.
<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED
DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican? DasKrav: Put it under the soap. sse2122: Bastard.
(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people marmite (bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them
<r0bert> you are officially a complete and utter moron. <Evil_Girl_55> no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u dope
<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming, complained to me about a 30 ping. <donotdisturb> LOL <|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was: <|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"
<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons? <fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as well
* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD <@gryp> he's tight ^ <@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night? * IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD <@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped
<@Hellfire|RS> ... BET has nightly news now? <@Rei> "And to close, remember, MLK Jr Day is only 234 days away and keep it real, yo. Tonights credits will be done by Jameriquai and remember to tune in tomorrow morning at 6:00 for your AM dose of ethnic stereotypes."
<@`Aiden`> Magic isn't commonplace in ours like in most. <MikeyPain> oooooo <@`Aiden`> Which means people actually have to rely on wits and ability.. instead of just throwing a fireball. <Jillian> So you won't see fireballs coming out of someone's weener. <@`Aiden`> ... <@`Aiden`> ¬_¬ <Jillian> Unless they have a really bad case of clamydia.
<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!"
<|404notfound> I'm angsty. I'm plenty angsty. <|404notfound> I'm so angsty I make goths look like bright, happy rays of sunshine.
<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father... <Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain? <Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable"
·sh|a|tter· Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at
the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down
the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5
submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then
all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy
loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot
sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore
fetish gayporn.
·sh|a|tter· man my mom started crying and now she thinks im
gay... it owns
c4c|Dthsmrf{wiz3rk} ROFLMAO!
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<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups. <r-beretta> that's a first <[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups? <r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me <r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN
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<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol <nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls <nersh> but why do it on the internet
<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin
<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed