<PSX> my ex told me she was late one time.. i kept telling her "yea, its going to be ok babe" but in my head i was saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!@#%" <Skier> heh <robs> psx: been there done that <`Nemesis> they call "I'm pregnant, call me!" and then you fedex them a coathanger with a note that says "You know what to do.". They generally don't call back after that
<haz3l> Anyone wanna do a wakeup call for me? <haz3l> I need someone to wake me up in 6 hours <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> haz3l: /timer 1 21600 /beep 39482034 <haz3l> really? <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> really <haz3l> Would that owrk? <LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> yep <haz3l> :D <haz3l> lets try 60 seconds <haz3l> OMG THE BEEEEEPAGE <haz3l> MAKE IT STOPPP <haz3l> LGBR HELP
<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be an educational journey of science. <bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!
<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/? mullet7.jpg <dn> he looks like a girl <Him> it is a girl, dn <dn> she looks like a guy then
<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this: <Qualjyn> ____ ____ ____ <Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L || <Qualjyn> ||__|||__|||__|| <Qualjyn> |/__\|/__\|/__\|
@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot? @<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection. @<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.
<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1 line <mef> why are you telling us? <pHluid> Just mentioning <pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking idling. <pHluid> So sorry. <mef> Apology accepted. <l0st> we all make mistakes
<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet new people that won't hurt <SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader <Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p <SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game...
[ _Bender_ ] Guys [ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... [ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?
<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku? <CactusJac> Ejaculation <CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face <MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD <kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought <kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too <MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet (+Cougem) how do i check
<Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log <toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of things to do on the internet" <toe2toe> oh sorry... i thought this was jeopardy there for a second
<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol <punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase "axe mark"
<Yarneo> i never found a diff between 16 and 32 bit :| <Fidel-> thats because u're color blind
<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid <@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys <@SJr> men use money
* Joins: SJr|Tecra (Sjr@west373.authent.sfu.ca) <RoChess> SJr, i like your new dns, if it had a T in it, i'd join that college
<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me. <Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you? <port80> yes... yes indeed
<xanex> xmms manages to skip about 90 songs in my playlist and keep playing the same 5 over and over <xanex> its a new feature, they call it 'MTV mode'
(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday (@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces
01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ... <Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in <Lutarez`> ghost <Gh0sTly-deth> ? <Duker900> ghost <Gh0sTly-deth> yes? <Lutarez`> heh <Duker900> no command ghost
<Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents <Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia <Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would contribute to depression... <Mdar> yeah <Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and shit...
* phieje (~kp12@202.143.48.243) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1 pc 12) <+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think <+Dr`Device> Yeah. <+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know whatever the fuck language that is".
<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.
<stream> i did dxm for the first time <stream> and i took a shit <stream> then threw up in it <stream> and shit splashed all over my face <stream> hahah
(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;) (Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why? (One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment? (Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean (Oliverglass) uh (subgeek) Gnome? (ke1th) GNOME? (Oliverglass) XP or something
<mulambo`MoD> man <mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere <mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on <mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me <mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!! <mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!
<creepyfufu> what the fuck <creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male <Ironchef> omfg <Ironchef> whats the other <[emoninja]ant> black <[emoninja]ant> >:D
<JohnWWells> Evening. * JohnWWells Quit (Quit: Leaving) <Nematocyst> it's not the EVENING <Nematocyst> 19:29:09 <Nematocyst> ... <Nematocyst> FUCK
<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art <ecto> I got it <ecto> but you got to suck my dick first. <sXr> show him your cok pls <ecto> _ <ecto> /\) _ <ecto> _ / / (/\ <ecto> /\) ( Y) \ \ <ecto> / / "" (Y ) <ecto> ( Y) _ "" <ecto> "" (/\ _ <ecto> \ \ /\) <ecto> (Y ) / / <ecto> "" ( Y) <ecto> ""
tom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag tom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush
<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn. <Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can masturbate to anything <Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you? <Dramon> no i dont know how <Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time <Rhodz> lol ok cool
<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet. <Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand. <Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule <leah^-^> heh <Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123 <Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321 <Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
<shoe_> when i watched the two towers the other day... it hit me ddenly <shoe_> WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?
gscale88: Snow Day Chain_If you send this to 10 ppl in 10 minutes then 2morrow we will have a SNOW DAY!!!!!If you only send it to 5ppl then we will have a 2hour delay but go for the SNOW DAY!! SouledOut 4 Good: Who sent this to you? God? gscale88: lol gscale88: don't ask...
* Coyote` (HaHa@209.194.21.WyldRyde-43304) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS) <Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys? <netnomad> Oh buoy. * Apple grins <Apple> i'll look it up <netnomad> You do that.
<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file <Paw> open your eyes <Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded <Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)
<Jagfire> I gotta virus <wwestnilee> speaking of virus <wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff <wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff <Jagfire> o.O <wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them <wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
<Ado1> why cant i be ado <PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle? <Ado1> i did on the atomic forums