<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house
<FeralWolf> actually, many Canadians do mock the Columbia disaster <AriaStargazer> Pff <AriaStargazer> they're just jealous because <AriaStargazer> the closest thing they'll ever have to a space program is the annual beaver tossing contest
* Rage slaps phucker with his glove <@Rage> i challange you to a dule <@Phucker> I challenge you to a spelling-contest.
<CyberMind> ive been programming and using computers since my old days in the womb. <CyberMind> umbilical ethernet <SR71Goku> how fast do you get on it? <SR71Goku> I'd imagine at least 1gigabit/s <CyberMind> actually quite slow. <CyberMind> network was flooded with protein and nutrient packets. <SR71Goku> LOL... <SR71Goku> "Daddy once DoSed my connection..." <CyberMind> ok im ending it right there.
<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores. <synec> inhale the fumes more deeply
<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC <Fenix> program? <Josh> yees <Fenix> im not using one
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<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before? <bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
<schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445
<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention <Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is <Sloan_Chanston> Too late. <Yeyende> eeeeewww <Dredly> No. Fucking. Way. <Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan <Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen. <Yeyende> ... <Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have <Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3 <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright. Address? <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free! <SA-Meta> OMG YES!
*** evil_ (~evil@pc1-with2-6-cust37.mant.cable.ntl.com) quit (Ping timeout) <@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be defeated by a ping timeout
<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets
<Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30 at night <Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing <Zen> arg <Zen> ur nuts <Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too
<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/ <Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :) <nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much <nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. <Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess
<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online <blueroo> that's pretty cool <ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2 <ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again" <ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"
<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think <mindstorms> take that siemens! <Darklord-Of-MMF> lol <mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father? sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
<KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang" <KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room <KT> how could he know.. <Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours? <scanez> lol <KT> lol
<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.
<K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every client that connects <K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my main perl script <fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want <rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?
<DG530> yo santa's getting foreclosed <AristaJace> what? <DG530> http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html <AristaJace> if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these problems <DG530> lolol <AristaJace> he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny
<tiocsti> ugh <tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home <tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on like a boxster <tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins per move when it analyzed a 90 move game <tiocsti> 15 hrs <tiocsti> its like half done i guess <subcube> what?????
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
<Shinji> I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster <Shinji> "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR <TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of the book <TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that gets frodo and jarjar binks <Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of LOTR <TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them two golden tickets
<Corvis> dead girls dont say no <Pulp|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^ <Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day <Latino|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12 seconds flat
<Ayisha> Hm. You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band... <Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD <Freyer> lol.. <Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn <Hiryuu> Cereal porn <Ayisha> lol O.o <Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials? <Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!" <Ayisha> O.o;; <Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists <nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o <PuffinFreshWog> and bombs <PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory <PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more <PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money <PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place <PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding <PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic? <skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course <GamInTheCity> Oh, of course <skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship <skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key. <GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
<screamingholt> At that stage was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed <screamingholt> Damn...Fn key <redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P <redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war <Merl>: hunger or pain? <lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll <Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again <Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen <ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss." <Kristy> :( <Kosta> hahahaha level 1 <Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus. < kara> ack, sorry < BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done <setzer> i was fapping <setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel <Miroku> loser <Miroku> were u in the kitchen <setzer> no <setzer> i ran to the kitchen <setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock <setzer> i had already finished <setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel <Miroku> dunt tell anyone <Miroku> and see what happens <setzer> im not going to
<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex? <fatbastard_> be right back * fatbastard_ has left #the=channel
<fuzion> omg dude <fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture <fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment complex <fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"
* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and erattic in thoughts and such <Kristoph> which field? <z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics <Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit? <z2so4> yeah... now I work with them <Kristoph> :D
<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off <duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts... <ats> duncan: wife and two kids? <duncan> ats: my wife is maskable <ats> three kids ?? <duncan> ats: yes. It seemed like a good idea at the time... * duncan reboots his brain <-- duncan has quit (Quit: ircII/tkirc)
< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you. * drusillia glares at st2 * st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
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<Tranok> SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO <Darkard> Kill yourself? <Darkard> Always a good idea. <Tranok> and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?