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-!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has joined #
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< xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the
counter?
< xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just
fixed the php code
< Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant
< Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to
< horros> Inominate: me neither.
< horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter,
xINSANEx, but i'm not able to.
< xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy
< Inominate> lol
< xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you
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< horros> hahahaha
< Inominate> hahahahahahahah
< Inominate> ROFL
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<smartaleq>  whats the difference between a pizza and black
guy
<smartaleq>  -- a pizza can feed a family of four!
#76093 [ + | - ] 107
<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White
loses every single one of its 96 fans.
#76067 [ + | - ] -67
<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow
<dragonsun> i mean no school
#76064 [ + | - ] -23
<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up
though
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf?
<Zero-G> no
<Zero-G> made out with her
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend..
<Zero-G> ok, its all a lie
<Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep
<Zero-G> you were great
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha
<Zero-G> can i have another go?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope
<Zero-G> please?
<Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never
happened?
<Zero-G> are you in denial now!?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt
<Zero-G> no, thats the nile
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said
#76053 [ + | - ] 169
<Castle> Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
<Bizarre> Because she was deaf and blind?
<Castle> No, she was a woman.
#76052 [ + | - ] 387
(]Joey[> how wsas the party?
(avarrin-> [oe
(avarrin-> pine
(avarrin-> JO9WWkn
(avarrin-> pinw
*** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal
disappeared!)
(]Joey[> damn, must have been good
#76049 [ + | - ] 276
<Castle> To drive a cab in NYC, you have to get at least a B
in Crazy Taxi
#76047 [ + | - ] 290
<@Neurowave> YOU!
<@Neurowave> DOWNLOAD!
<@Neurowave> ALL!
<@Neurowave> SONGS
<@Neurowave> THEN
<@Neurowave> LISTEN
<@Neurowave> NOW
<spacer> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US!
<sEnDarK> that sentence is not gramatically correct, its "all
your caps belong to us"
#76045 [ + | - ] 229
<sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything..
<mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you
<sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great,
actually
<mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast
<ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid.
<sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when
i'm having sex with him
<ohlyo> o_O
<mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?
#76044 [ + | - ] 193
<Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and
twiddling the buttons
<Mike> omfg
<Sean> such a neat little thing
<Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your
mp3 player
#76043 [ + | - ] 219
Rangsk: anti-grav units would put a new spin on weight-loss
programs
Suicidal Insanit: but not mass loss :P
Rangsk: people don't care about that :P
#76034 [ + | - ] 109
<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things
in awkward places
#76027 [ + | - ] -173
<cornflake> holy shit
<cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to
kill himself
<cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later
#76020 [ + | - ] 111
<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep
and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :|
<@Hatcher> what class
<@madCoder> calculus problem section
<@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest
grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D:
<@madCoder> its not even the real class
<@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the
chalk board
<@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself
that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break
<@madCoder> ok then, that's settled
* madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks
* madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating
#76017 [ + | - ] -66
<Flippy_D> angst ^_^
#76013 [ + | - ] 331
< []ikkebra[]werk> my brother uses Musicmatch Jukebox to play
MP3s
< []ikkebra[]werk> we don't talk anymore
< []ikkebra[]werk> I think he just got married awhile ago
#76012 [ + | - ] 142
<SkeleFoDoh> this bot sucks ass
<tony|werk> i wish it did
#76005 [ + | - ] 220
<AOG> http://Jake.youaremyfriend.com
<Jake> http://Who.Thehellareyou.com ?
#76004 [ + | - ] 443
<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds
and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.
#76003 [ + | - ] 184
<edgeh> think i crapped myself
<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap
<edgeh> damn my memory sucks
#75998 [ + | - ] 361
*** Quits: phrenic (Erection reset by beer)
#75995 [ + | - ] 130
<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy
with a chainsaw
<geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything,
then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the
labotomy
#75994 [ + | - ] 66
[Animosity]: anyone got any bubble wrap they can dcc me >?
#75993 [ + | - ] 102
* Dark is listening to his roommate play Mike Tyson's
Punch-Out
<Durandal> Dark : Isn't there a bonus level where you can rape
Mike Tyson's wife?
#75992 [ + | - ] 402
<grendel> whoah leasbian schoolgirl porn
<grendel> oh wait tatu video...
#75988 [ + | - ] 181
<PuffinFreshWog> when people call me fat, i grab my man boobs
and jiggle then around a bit
#75983 [ + | - ] 137
< Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite
< Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep
< Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand
< Duckman > for 12 hours
#75980 [ + | - ] 294
<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to
a violent atmosphere
<akawaka> when its switched off
#75975 [ + | - ] 127
<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for
<My`Albanian`Ass> something to do
<SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds
<My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over
<My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves
#75966 [ + | - ] 59
<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in
me.
<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
<k-lee> ok fair enough
<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/
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<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;
<ZS> there goes the neighborhood
#75962 [ + | - ] 388
(Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????
(Fus|on) cause mine did
(Fus|on) :(
(Patrol) thats off topic
#75956 [ + | - ] 118
<artfag> stfu n00b
<artfag> rtfm
<Cap'n_Andy> rtfm?
<Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym
you know?
<Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done
with it
<Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will
<Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us!
<Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you
#75954 [ + | - ] 419
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies
#75950 [ + | - ] 200
<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola
<JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!!
<xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago
<^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago
#75949 [ + | - ] 383
visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight
now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the
six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration
camp
#75946 [ + | - ] 248
* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'
#75942 [ + | - ] 193
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP
(Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push
technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
#75941 [ + | - ] 319
Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2
Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was
pickin my nose
Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!!
Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|
#75939 [ + | - ] 445
<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war!
* alpha[nB] was kicked by de|Legacy`away (i win)
#75938 [ + | - ] 164
<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what
is up " shorten
#75937 [ + | - ] 102
<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of
windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed
shaving
#75927 [ + | - ] 30
<RJO> a pipe, as armed as a candian gets, just ask the army
#75905 [ + | - ] 190
<[Basil]Ruger> Flashing backgrounds make eplileptic Jesus cry
#75902 [ + | - ] 145
<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch.
However, it's not wired up to anything.
#75891 [ + | - ] 172
negativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your
licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow,
theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in
africa"?
#75848 [ + | - ] 133
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[Cask] I find it difficult to express myself accurately in irc
#75845 [ + | - ] 136
<Balamutas> games suck :P
<Dr.Evil> and swallow
<Dr.Evil> :P
<NoXeR> i wish i have this game
#75843 [ + | - ] 29
<friisi> but...you see...i wanna make a homepage, and a person
told me that frontpage is a good beginner-program. Now...i am
looking for a program i can make graphic with, fx. Microsoft
Photoshop...but i dont wanna Microsoft Photoshop...i want
another (free) program...