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#76491 [ + | - ] 176
<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download
a dvd emulator or something?
#76490 [ + | - ] 88
<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and
their connections?
<well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works
fine
<well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline
<CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone
line, well-howdy-doo
<well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?
#76488 [ + | - ] 235
<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA
Library
<Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.
<Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)
<Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum
<Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you
"artsy"
<Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.
<Destruya> And then.........painting classes.
<Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you
begin laughing at "Will and Grace"
#76467 [ + | - ] 771
<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van.
<WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro.
<andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.
#76462 [ + | - ] 497
<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras?
<drwiii> no.
<jwbozzy> me either
<drwiii> excellent.
<jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there
<drwiii> no is swahili for yes.
#76458 [ + | - ] 309
<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i
said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy,
dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end
<jona> !!
<cows> haha.
<jona> Ha ha.
<jotun> :<
#76423 [ + | - ] 27
[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk?
[@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia
[+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then?
[@toca] .mx
<@Avalanche> .dirty
#76416 [ + | - ] 98
[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you
through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there
#76403 [ + | - ] -56
<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let
the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass!
#76402 [ + | - ] 371
<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working.
<Darric> Maybe my connection died.
<Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died.
<Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER.
<Head> that sycks
<Head> sucks even
<Darric> Oh. You're still here.
<Darric> False alarm, everyone.
#76397 [ + | - ] 197
<WordSmith> my mums drunk
<WordSmith> lol
<WordSmith> she never gets drunk
<XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)
#76396 [ + | - ] 338
<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis
<SA-Magic> oops
#76387 [ + | - ] 20
<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by
chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate
---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses
#76381 [ + | - ] 191
<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag
<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap
out of
#76376 [ + | - ] 170
<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised
arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised
arrogant european teens with a mixer board
#76375 [ + | - ] 144
<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny
tonight I would have taken a duck home!
#76371 [ + | - ] 117
<timmo> shes jealous i get more cock then she does
#76366 [ + | - ] 196
<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked ....
<Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff!
<LoneWolf_> (in a bad way)
<Gibbon> oh
#76362 [ + | - ] 133
JasonMD325: hold up im workin support
JasonMD325: lemme finish this guy
#76361 [ + | - ] -26
<Sadtch> jerking off is pretty leet
<Rhune> yup
#76360 [ + | - ] 97
<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male,
with generous love handles -------> msg me
#76357 [ + | - ] 124
(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7
months and he came out
(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
#76352 [ + | - ] 20
<merci`> trance would sound ok intermixed with some metal
#76349 [ + | - ] 24
<Oddjob> HOLT SHIT I FUCKING JUIZZED ON MY EYE
#76337 [ + | - ] 193
<Orpal> studying, HA HA
<Killgore-studying> trying to
<Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing
prostitutes
#76335 [ + | - ] 885
<trivy>  019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ?
<trivy>  1st Hint: ******* ******* ********    BONUS Question
Value : 55000 Points
<trivy>  2nd Hint: par**** ******* ********   46.7 secs &
55000 Points Remaining
<tobrie> ...
<tobrie> thats not right
<abigale> hmm
<trivy>  3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia   23.3 secs &
55000 Points Remaining
<Halffast> maybe it's foreign
<trivy>  Times up!  The answer was ->
parents against dyslexia  <-
#76334 [ + | - ] 294
<2215> wouldn't it be gay if someone broke into your house and
uninstalled cs
#76329 [ + | - ] 634
<Nozz> Shite
<Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire
<Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
#76326 [ + | - ] 145
<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was
thinking
<Dilbert|AFK> logl
<_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto?
<Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay
<MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too.
<_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure
#76325 [ + | - ] 287
[4am]
<@Cheez> someone put me to bed
<@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ!
<@[Smaug]> NOW!
<@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house!
<@[Smaug]> or apartment
<@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in
<@Cheez> "channel"
#76320 [ + | - ] 710
AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck
AlexKN3: stick
Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT
#76310 [ + | - ] 24
<em|t> Any one have the brain? I am looking to add it into my
collection...
#76308 [ + | - ] 239
<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends
:P
<Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P
<MegamanX2K> your hand?
#76307 [ + | - ] 75
<Amanda> MANY MEN
<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
<Guilty> You're both into clubbing
<Amanda> baby seals
#76306 [ + | - ] 86
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle
finger
<Elfie> 16 cm
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm
<Nil|breakfast> 17.4
<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
#76304 [ + | - ] 1216
<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering
is
<Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
<Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
<Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
<Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
<Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
<Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
<Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring
it on"
#76288 [ + | - ] 495
<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but
during sex???
<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?
<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
#76280 [ + | - ] 307
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so fucked
#76279 [ + | - ] 24
<griffin>: MSN when maxsimized makes you depressed...
#76251 [ + | - ] 214
<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew
chunks
<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
#76250 [ + | - ] 230
<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead
iraqi babies
<hansblix> after the war
<hansblix> hey
<hansblix> can i take that last comment back
<hansblix> i think it was kinda weird
<hero> a little
* tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear
factor where they eat dead iraqi babies'
<hansblix> damn
#76236 [ + | - ] 297
<tsingtao> i got a test back today
<tsingtao> i got 100%
<IgWannA> was it for HIV?
#76232 [ + | - ] 379
<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on
SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the
U.S. so much
#76224 [ + | - ] 108
Phynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian
Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be
integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll
wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl
of rice and a small loaf of bread.
Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
eddy: mmm bread
#76204 [ + | - ] 207
<fragglet> ralphis = fat
<Ralphis> i am not!
<darknation> small objects are orbiting you
<darknation> planet ralphis
<darknation> the Gas Giant
#76196 [ + | - ] 233
<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window
#76194 [ + | - ] 140
<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic
that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
* Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
<HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...
#76192 [ + | - ] 35
<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page
<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for
hours
<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again
<spanges> then completely lose focus
<St1s> yeah
<St1s> or change everything
<St1s> like wtf, this sux!
#76179 [ + | - ] 73
<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than
his FreeBSD machine.
<Parak> almighty?
<Keebs> Until I can get some new ram.
<Keebs> All righty
<Keebs> sorry
<Delver> bummer
<Delver> what happened? sneakers again?
<Delver> burn bios too many times?
<Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot.
<Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an
transmission problem.
#76154 [ + | - ] 279
<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about.
<Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much
insight
<Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE
THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!?
<Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE
<Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM