<ocelot> I've lost my only spoon <ocelot> how do you lose ANYTHING in a 11,4 square feet room???!?! <Adam_H> ocelot: there is no spoon
<chodapp> Girls don't have penises, xooz98 <xooz98> chodapp - i thought that too UNTIL I GOT KAZAA
<Bugaboo> So I was in the halls today, some jerk yells "I wanna fuck your dad" <Bugaboo> I shout back "hes dead" <Bugaboo> moment of ackward silence, as they think of what to do <Bugaboo> It made up for all the grief I had at killing the old guy.
<qp_zulrich-EE> both hitler and bush got the power... only one had a brain D: <samurai> bush has a brain <samurai> its just really really small <V|JFreak> dude <V|JFreak> he WAVED at stevie wonder.....
«TheCulter» guys: two people, /nick and /quit are on a boat. / nick falls off the boat. who's left on the boat? (@Makenshi`) /quit (@Makenshi`) duh
<Uday_Williams> Know what'd be messed up? If one of Saddam's doubles turned good, and then was appointed to run the country. Bet that'd confuse alot of people.
<cali310> I heard the most ridiculous comment ever made by a newscaster last night on fox........ <cali310> He said, "the Iraqis have hundreds of seasoned suicide bombers" <cali310> How in the fuck does one become a seasoned suicide bomber?
<Resident_Redneck> The Canadians commited three warships, 1000 soldiers, and 10 tanks to the war effort...but due to the exchange rate, it works out to be a mountie, a moose, and a flying sqirrel.
<n3wt> FFS, I am not reading anything with 'The Naughty Goat' in the title <n3wt> Not unless it has pictures, anyway
<CodeMason> I never sleep. <CodeMason> I just lapse into alcohol-induced catatonia on a regular basis.
<Snow> If Grand Theft Auto isn't mankind's greatest invention, I don't know what is. <Snow> I just flew around the city in an Apache attack helicopter firing missiles and random cars. And when I got bored of that, I stole some guys motorcycle, rode 120mph across town to a nightclub, where I picked up $10,000, walked inside, and fired a minigun into the crowd, liquifying everyone inside. <Snow> And then I picked up a new suit and went home and called it a day. <dano> i love how accurate its portrayal of the 1980s night-life is
<Afbc0m> my 3 yr old bro is here <Afbc0m> he was listening to eminem and started swearing <Afbc0m> my mom was pissed <Afbc0m> in the middle of dinner, he was like, "bitch please, get down on yo knees"
<timmo> tim would rather fuck a woman who doesnt know what the hell irc is <c-rOCK> fuck that <c-rOCK> i want a hottie who can irc it up. <c-rOCK> and i wanna be like <c-rOCK> yeah im a mod on bash.org <c-rOCK> hop on my dick now slut.
<Enchi|ada> Martin Luther King is a holiday because it is symbolic of the propensity of black people's laziness and unwillingness to work.
<ksennin> "Do the girls have to shave their asses?" <ksennin> [x] Yes <ksennin> [ ] Yes <FT> ksennin: Your definition of 'great' tends to be weird. <TripleRach> Shave, what <FT> Try "Shake" <ksennin> Oh shit. <ksennin> Yes, "Shake"
<Dirtbiker> howd all of u learn how to do this crap? <@nomis> hit f1 <@nomis> frequently <Dirtbiker> in here? <@nomis> in flash <Dirtbiker> but thats the shortcut to help
<NuclearisWinterius> "Without the USA there would be no France, just a greater Germany" and the guest on the show said "Without France, there would be no USA, just a greater England" <Method> hurray for france! <Method> without england, there'd be no USA, just a really big canada where they all spoke french. <Method> i don't know what's worse <ari> Without Finland, there would be no IRC and this pointless discussion would not be taking place :p
<pengo> i dont really care if i'm not normal.. so long as i'm abnormal within the normal range of abnormality.
<[TMBJ]Harrison> I love bash.org. All I have to do to be funny is copy/paste. :)
<SJr|Tecra> I'd shit my pants if my girlfriend said she was pregnant. <robb> i'd shit my pants if you had a girlfriend
* freebs is playing [ Fiddler On The Roof - If I Were A Rich Man ] ¤ M[X]S <aNuBiS-> lol <freebs> i'm very eclectic <freebs> well if it's spelt right <aNuBiS-> that fancy speak for, gay?
<LinkDJ> At prom, me and Julea were dancing, and a song came on that I recognised. We're dancing, and halfway through I get a big smile on my face. <LinkDJ> It turns out it was a song from DDR. <LinkDJ> I think i've told that much here before <LinkDJ> What I didn't mention: I started doing finger combinations on her ass.
<fade> i need to find the stupid adapter now <Queued> If I had a stupid adapter, I could understand the other half of the channel <Petter[web]> I resent that. <Queued> I understand.
Soca: God damn fucking neighbors and their dog need to die Soca: I just tore up my front lawn with my truck trying to piss them off. I hope it worked. drnick: you tore up your own lawn trying to piss of the neighbours drnick: hmm wheres the logic in that Soca: Well, I made a lot of noise in the process Deltan: Yea the joke's really on them with that one
<Arrgh> great.. now he's trying to vomit in my shoe * [TMBJ]Rhadamanthus happydances <Arrgh> he called it a "vomit capture device" <[TMBJ]Rhadamanthus> Throw something at him <Arrgh> like what? my shoe?! <Arrgh> HE ALREADY HAS IT
* inkedmn is BORED < jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife. < inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work < jbm> uh. got any pets?
<CommanderStab> Man, all of these supposed "free PHP hosting" sites and not one of them is any good >_< <CommanderStab> WTF? <Riku> o.o <CommanderStab> Hungarian?! <CommanderStab> These guys actually have INTERNET?! <CommanderStab> Man, I can't read this shit >_< <CommanderStab> I have the greatest idea for a site <CommanderStab> Say that we ofer 1000mb of fre PHP hosting <CommanderStab> Then when they submit their information we keep their password and username and don't give them a site <CommanderStab> Then we build a massive database of usernames and poasswords <CommanderStab> Then we create a program to goes to every site on the itnernet that requires a password and get it to try all of the user/passes we have on every site <CommanderStab> Then we blackmail the people because no doubt some of the sites are like sick porn sites and we'll have their email addresses <CommanderStab> And we use the money that we get out of the blackmail to actually BUY some decent hosting <CommanderStab> So I don't have to keep looking through all this shit
<CrossAlkaid> I'm going to make myself a son out of all the Kleenex I have in a pile by now. <CrossAlkaid> Then I'll kill him, because the law makes no provisions for people made of Kleenex.
<Dr SpaZZo> A Reese's Peanut Butter Puff going directly down your throat is a LOT more painful than one might imagine. TwilightKnight jots that down <TwilightKnight> thanks <Dr SpaZZo> No problem.
<Squinky> Where the hell is sumez. <Jim> Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys. <Squinky> Do they not have VD there or something? <Jim> They are VD. <Squinky> So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right now? <Jim> Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl? <Squinky> I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the other day... <Jim> Pff, obviously that's what it is. <Jim> You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie.
<Acero> my parents never bought me candy for shit because my moms a dental assistant <Acero> so i'd have to hide candy like drugs <Acero> thats how i got so good at it
GGamoGamo: The unofficial newspaper of the college my friend went to was investigated by the Secret Service once Wintyr Feanim: why? GGamoGamo: For printing an editorial called "Jesus, please strike down Geroge W. Bush"
<][blah][> i mean, are there any downloadble cd burners?, or do you need hardware?
<revmoo> well <revmoo> msg nexis <revmoo> maybe he is one of those nerds that has his shit set to wake him up in the middle of the night if someone pm's him :P <Geoff-> LOL <Geoff-> hey <Geoff-> i used to have that
<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'? <Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P <morn> Now, don't be hatin'!
[@cOoke]: If there were a building that stood for average intelligence, you would be the plane that crashed into it
<darkpact> like i said man, stop smoking pot <darkpact> it's not good for your braincell :| <StarScythe> but its good for mah wellbeing <StarScythe> and i meakes me spel so darnn kool <darkpact> StarScythe, you should see a doctor ;( <Kronck> lol <StarScythe> yeahh dark maybe he can prescribe som good piils 4 me so i can get even more wasted ::D:D:DD:
<Stugein> Headline: <Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide <Stugein> First line of article: <Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide. <Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!
<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? <GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? <GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. <FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. <GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
<Griffin> dont call it rape <Griffin> call it surprise sex <endfro> hhaaha <pagan> whatever works Griffin
<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k <Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P <Scruuf> that just proves you're weird
<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a lot of emotions in me <p_digga> is vomit an emotion?
<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/ <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting. <GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^ <CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal
<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.