<POon> i just executed an underage camel <POon> and looted his hump <uli> wtf? what game is that? <POon> game?
<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones <DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off <DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera <cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people <DarthBong> hehe <keetz> hahaha <DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
[ LeftRight]: Her ass has been bitten soo many times doctors use it to identify dead people
<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley <WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice? <m4tt-3> ehh <m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight... (FDSA): all graceful and shit... (FDSA): I almost had it... (FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head
(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows (PackRat) Take away their food stamps?
<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at math, history, and english :|
<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am, I read it as "leet"
<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want <Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect <Thalamasa> <.<
( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century." ( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."
<Nuke|Hmm> i want nothing <Nuke|Hmm> except your love <Nuke|Hmm> and maybe a hot pocket
<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents. <andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?
* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'
<Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq <Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq. <Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky, <Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty, <Esk|out> North Korea is too risky, <Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.
<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes wrong :/
<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first answer was Under 13"
< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8========================== ==============================D < Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man. < Pokute> and your balls are tiny < Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head, there. < Pokute> It's all out of proportion < Pokute> you should see a doctor
<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi? [Mr2001] never heard of it. [Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red? <steelcap> fuck no <GoonyBird> heh <GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function
<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can <mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door <mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain <mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING
*** Sickenen (~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined #cnn <Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet? <Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago <DooD> yet he still has broadband
<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...
<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good <Nex-`> oh deha <Nex-`> thats no godo is it <Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me
<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on <apeiron> so you eat your dick?
<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night <@Kodiake> wtf <@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl <+Erik> lol no dont ask <+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator <+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc <+Erik> and we were making fun of him <@Kodiake> ROFLMAO <+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad <+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs." <@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA <+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures" <+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED" <+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU" <+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. / hop got off, who's still on the boat? * nipple_frog has quit IRC
<HungSolo> goin with xp <HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with somethin i know nothin about <Nemephosis> like girls? <tdh> LOL
<oc3-spd> no way dude my system is so much better than yours it owns yours and is faster. <Hrrrrm> Ok show ur info. <oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/ 3072MB (87.33%) [|---------]] <Hrrrrm> you forgot to change the % on the ram. <oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/ 3072MB (12.36%) [|---------]] <Hrrrrm> damn youre right... its better :(
* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head <^Bret^> again? <jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD <^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning. <^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this time <jamaisvu> =(
<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically generated after the weekend...
<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs? <@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us.... <dane> wat? <@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?
<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them <@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare ones <@Meshugga> with brains and stuff <@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah <@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom window
<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ... <SJ> Teething <mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game? <SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in
(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint (harm_) or english (harm_) or school (harm_) or girls (harm_) or life
<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn? <crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis (raygun) <----36" girlfriend (TheWulf) blowup or midget ? (raygun) child
<Jans> goodbye everybody <Jans> i've got to go! <Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth <Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo! <Xi> i dont wanna die <Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all <Jans> [guitar break] <Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man <TilK> just woke up <TilK> life is hard <Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago? <Xi> thunderbolts and lightning <Xi> very very frightning me <Jans> Galileo <Jans> Galileo <TilK> ? <Jans> Galileo figaro! <TilK> u guys had a trip ?
<Callick> You know.. <Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!"
<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped... <Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face" <Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning <Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over. <Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name. <SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then? <Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.
<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday? <Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do <Bug^> fuck jesus <Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains <Numloxx> that'll make him cry too <Bug^> thats his problem <BenZor> lol
<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today <bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show <bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i was late <bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all <bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?" <bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro"