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* Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.'
<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal <nih> someone might take me clubbing.
-!- DuDeR has joined #friends <DuDeR> i love this channel <DuDeR> people are so friendly here <DuDeR> unlike that one channel where the people shout vulgar insults at me usually involving testicles and people with white hair <T-Z-O> get the fuck outta here you gay ass albino nut sucking bitch
<Destruya> HEY WOW I'M SO GOOD AT BF1942 BECAUSE I HANG OUTSIDE SPAWN POINTS <Destruya> ESPECIALLY THE PERMANENT ONES <fatehaze> lol <Destruya> AND I FUCKING KILL EVERYONE BEFORE THEY CAN SHOOT ME BACK <Destruya> AND PEOPLE LIKE THIS "DESTROYA" GUY YELL AT ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AWESOMELY 1337 <Destruya> AND HE'S JEALOUS OF MY MAD SKIZZILS, YO <Destruya> OMGOMGOMG <Destruya> I SHOULD WRITE A TIPBOOK ON BF1942 <Destruya> "BF1942: HOW TO BE FUCKING COOL LIKE ME IN JUST ONE VERY SIMPLE STEP" <Destruya> </sarcasm> <Destruya> I just got out of a really goddamned frustrating BF1942 game full of career cocksmoking permanent base campers. Could you tell?
<Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<
<Masao[RY]> DS: I really enjoy translating :-)
<Ninja-San> translate this: <^>(-_-)<^>
<DS> well
<DS> let's tranlate it from japanese to english
<DS> <^>('_')<^>
<Tiffany> mapso did you know that my brother is having a baby? <Mapso> Is it yours?
e l i t e m r p: no work on monday, woo waaaaa r ever end in e: WHY not e l i t e m r p: holiday e l i t e m r p: the day we remember all the people who died to give me a day off from work
<Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving <schnorks> Why does that make us fools? <Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait
Trauma Kittten: OMG MY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME Trauma Kittten: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lordviram: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lordviram: wtf didi you do to it? lordviram: i didnt know you were into all that lordviram: lol lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: well he's a longhair cat Trauma Kittten: and sometimes his pants get matted Trauma Kittten: so i was holding him on my lap Trauma Kittten: and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them Trauma Kittten: then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts Trauma Kittten: they both kinda feel the same Trauma Kittten: then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: i'm gonna kill myself lordviram: that's just lordviram: hahahahaha Trauma Kittten: i just jerked my cat off lordviram: i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat Trauma Kittten: heh.... Trauma Kittten: i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh lordviram: that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org lordviram: LOL Trauma Kittten: ! lordviram: ....wow Trauma Kittten: OH NO Trauma Kittten: the cat is back Trauma Kittten: heh lordviram: maybe it wants to return the favor lordviram: heh Trauma Kittten: well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whipped cream on your clit and letting em lick it off Trauma Kittten: but i wouldn' go that far, i don't think lordviram: you dont think? lordviram: o.0 lordviram: well. you did just jack off your cat. Trauma Kittten: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Trauma Kittten: i was just trying to make him have nice pants lordviram: you are one freaky chick
neiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!" ennoia: Fuck ennoia: I need cable
<RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock <PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck. <PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation <gothik> shit happens <Adam^> not for him.
<Necroth|HAPPY> <|707th|Selerox> not even god understands women <-- not even womans understand womans ;) <|MoK|Fluid> Thank god, else we wouldn't have catfights.
* woodss has Favourites * fungi has Bookmarks * morner has a secretary :P morner: well, more of an assistant really morner: ... morner: ok, it's a pda
<Snipe> you forget though, I have wayyy too much time on my hands <Snipe> wait, no i dont <Snipe> fuck that project is due tomorrow <Snipe> brb
<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?" <boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I HAVE NO FRIENDS
<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle twat got any heavier rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large cakes
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed? <TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d <Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight <@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed
<Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction <Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp? <DarkLich> Maybe it confused him. <DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!"
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot <[Piratez]> lets make this national * [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17 <ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker <@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life <@impuritor> that's like saying <@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas"
[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us"
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS <@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon? <StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
<grem> hah <grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars? <Monarx> And jetpacks? <Proto_K> hehe <Proto_K> all those old cartoons <Monarx> And other hoohah? <Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD <||bass> yea <||bass> 1991 <||bass> Mc Hammer <||bass> talk about a fuckin disappointment, huh
<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage? <InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage? <windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot! <InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth. <windows_macgeek> ...Oh.
<klafka4> i actually am sick <klafka4> i think it's allergy <AlbinoSqrl> to real life? <klafka4> what? real life is great i've got my fantasy and scifi books, my anime, my tv!
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.'
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?
[Kris] friggen brazilians are still going nuts, even second defacement is by some group which hangs on brasnet [jimmiejaz] they just got electricity, they've got to catch up.
<Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!! <TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO! <TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos, depending on which ones you download they will combine to make different versions of MECHADEMO! *sings power rangers theme song* <Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU
<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once. <the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss.
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay <LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P <mg|Nibble> yup <LeadOP-Toast> kk :) <LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P <mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me <LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then <LeadOP-Toast> :P <mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :)
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie <noddy> she's very nekkid now <noddy> and playing with a carrot <noddy> or a dildo <noddy> not sure <Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail. <Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...
<KZoo> COX <devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE <KZoo> thats not a service provider <KZoo> well....i guess it is
<K8> well the theme was aincient history <josh_ip_te> oh, <josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking? <K8> and my friend had some home made costumes * josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet <+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com <+[aa]Ho_O> fuck. <+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT