<Breianna> The U.K. is adding a new stripe to its flag <Breianna> Black, to reflect its "multiculturalism" <whitcomb> i noticed all the blue people when i went there
<jamz> So I sent out an email saying that due to a death in the family I was going to be out for the next two days. <jamz> one person emailed me back: Please accept my sincere apologies. <jamz> I emailed her back: What, did you kill her?
<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis <kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play <kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up <kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??" <kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin <kmad> "Drugs." <kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag < CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel < CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg
<H3g3m0n> Wow according to the starwars website Star Wars Episode III is going to be called "In production"
<@DrPoole> i wish i had a friendly panda <@DrPoole> he'd be my buddy. watch tv and stuff. <@DrPoole> drink beer. <@niklas> get high <@DrPoole> yeah. he'd get fucked right up and he'd beat on me from time to time. <@DrPoole> that, would, RULE
<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can
<Ban|Karma|> whats the differents between FreeBSD and Redhat? <Mr_Tux> Ban|Karma|: One's free, the other's crap. You decide. <StiNKy> redhat isn't free?
<nrky> yeh, having a girlfriend tends to fuck up your ability to be on the internet, shit they waste alot of time <Twisted> I want a girl - but on the other hand, she has to have the ability to go into the other room and communicate via IM
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
Gud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task. :D dhn> dentist? Gud> yeah *** dhn hands Gud a straw Gud> dhn: straw? dhn> Come on, you know how to suck ;)
<Robzy> Lol, my dad just asked me "Would you rather take out an ugly girl, or a girl with a nice personality" and i replied "they are the same thing arent they?" and he goes "WOO! You are *MY* son" hehehehe
<Dead_Meat|Linux> is there an alternative to sun java jre now? <ChrisDKK> sun tea? <Dead_Meat|Linux> um... <Dead_Meat|Linux> what's the difference? <ChrisDKK> one is made with tea leaves the other is made with coffee beans
<bodhidharma> i don't ask who people are when they are removing my pants <bodhidharma> that is a smile and nod situation
<Has_Bean> And very soon, they shall have an aisle in the toy store devoted to it <Has_Bean> Aisle 6...the sims expansion pack aisle
<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time <Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic"
<Judg3> well, i get laid too. But you have to keep it secret, or your not as geeky <JPres> I got laid once. <JPres> but mom said it made her feel dirty
<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check <d00fus> dinner, movie, then snuggling <munbty> carnival, cotton candy, and then moonlight stroll <soccy_pants> drugs, rape, 2 hour police chase
<DoctorRiff> man PETA is awesome, hours of entertainment at the cost of one dead rabbit
<Sage> but curiosity <ChaosValentine> killed the cat <Unicorn> technically the cat killed himself, curiosity just convinced it to <gk> no way man <gk> curiosity busted out a switch blade and slit that stupid pussy's throat
<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend... <Nanobot> My only friend is a sock puppet <Nanobot> Lucky for me though, it has a hole in it
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
<sysrq> 10 mins till next period <Nitronium> till your next period? <sysrq> im in school heh <Nitronium> shit, better get home quick then!
<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb cable up his mothers ass. <Klassh> man, usb really IS universal
<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage <Potato> But it went something along the lines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'll get" <Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I remember how that happened"
<@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was buying new shoes <@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right <@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500 sunnies <@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number <@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave me all her money
<K2134> holy shit >.< all the guys just ran down the stairs and out the door because the fucking ice cream truck.. talk about immature... <K2134> lmao.. its funny, six 20 year old guys standing in line for ice cream...
* @Magn0lia catches TollsXP and gives him an atomic wedgie * TollsXP 's nether regions emit radiation now * ramoth4 gives TollsXP an iWedge * TollsXP 's nether regions are now manufactured by apple * ramoth4 gives TollsXP a WedgieXP * TollsXP 's nether regions crash < TollsXP> or perhaps they hang ;) < TollsXP> but I certainly hope they don't freeze.
<Kionon> "Left, right, front, back, penis in, penis out." <Andris> Dance Dance Reproduction.
<rioter> i heard a car accident last night <rioter> and laughed <rioter> then my mum knocked on my door and was like your sister had car acident out side your door and you didnt come out <rioter> and i laughed even harder
<Abstract> So I was going to lick my girlfriend last night.. And I was like trying to find her clit, but it's like a fucking labyrinth with all that shit down there.. <LuC3D> Shit? Dude, you were in the wrong hole..
<VanJeans> How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? <VanJeans> Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
<Admrlcrow> what are some good switches for extracting a rar archives on a linux box, i'm using unrar-3.1.3 <pairo> Admrlcrow: -RTFM
*** Joins: Tornus *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Tornus <+WOJ> It's Tornus. <@NiteShok> It sure is. <@GregTG> no it isn't <@GregTG> [/iraqi information minister]
<kindman34> fubar, how do you spend your time off-line? <fubar-42o> what. you mean like single-player?
<Tarrasque> damm it.. fucken waiting for my GF to get home... I an so fucken bored <toxik> i usually cant wait for my gf to leave..
<Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying the chocolate so much:>> <antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT <antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER <antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY
<dash> HEY BITCH WHERE'S MY SANDWICH * MogOfGlory unzips his pants <dash> mmm reuben
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
<@Stormrider> If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare
<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature... <Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping. <phoxleep> 6 AM <phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM * phoxleep has never seen 6 AM <Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime. You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on? You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right? <Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff? <phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool <phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit <Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on... <jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online. <Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there. <Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds. <Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever. <phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them shit about leaving it on? <phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit <Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.
<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay? <gopus> I personally could care less. <DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents. <gopus> Then don't. <wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of. <gopus> That's right... <Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing. <gopus> ... <logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics. <Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it. <frankyd> and I smell like shit. <gopus> ... <gopus> and I think AOL rocks. <frankyd> gopus: ... <Hello1> ... * logiclrd looks at gopus * gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye) <logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.
<MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead <MagnaUnum> she's cool <MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though <MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience
<classNTBk> lifetime kicks ass <classNTBk> its got designing women <classNTBk> its slogan may be "television for women", but its attitude is "kickass enough for studs"
<superghos> sometimes my dick gets so hot it feels like it's going to burn a hole through my mouth
<Dareon> Damn it. Why is it, whenever I go down to bring up another window and slip, I always wind up launching Worms? <Iago> It's a sign. <Dareon> ...If the universe wanted me to go play with squishy pink things, they should send me porn popups.
<_cliCk_> any boddy here??? <shaan> no <_cliCk_> are u sure? <shaan> yes <shaan> quite <_cliCk_> i will not!!!! <shaan> will not what <_cliCk_> be quite
<@doggie^> argh ffs <@doggie^> just downloaded a 12mb program <@doggie^> now im downloading a 22mb update
<Fickle> I dunno if this fried waffle thing is a good idea, kelsey <kelseyB> it might be commercially available <Fickle> right. It's already been bought by McD's <Fickle> called the McFucking Coronary