* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout) <Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/ <Elleomea> "honey-damsel" <Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something
<Tomasu> !calc 2**64 <Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19' <Tomasu> !calc 2**128 <Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38' <entheh> !calc meow <Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.
(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT (+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO! (+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly. <EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!
<sent> 84 counts of rape ;/ <cougSanF> yeah <cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged <cougSanF> and he filmed it <cranky-> 84 counts of rape? <shaan> hm <shaan> are the vids on kazaa?
<Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.
<omega> it was funny
<omega> we had this argument ('ve been getting into a lot of
these latley, about the us)
<omega> and as soon as i brought in the facts
<omega> like
<omega> that the patriot missile system is the same as it was
in desert storm, minus a few tweaks like radar upgrades
<omega> and how the US put saddam in power in the first place
<omega> gave him weapons
<omega> and shit
<omega> and how the US put whats his face in power in panama,
and then had to later go in and get him
<omega> and the whole arming and training bin laden
<omega> he decided the only way he could counter it
<omega> was by saying that since the USD is worth 30 cents
more than canada's therefore canada sucks, and the US is smart
<omega> and then he stopped talking
<BobTheMilkman> eating eggs is liking giving a bird an abortion followed by eating the aborted fetus
<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags <JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry <KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags? * KID_B steps back <KID_B> word up man.. do your thing.. <JOCK> nawww man <JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff <KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.
<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730 <Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630 <BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799 <BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100 <Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
<CaSe-> mines this big [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------] <Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?
<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully transparent' <gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!
<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n <D> :P <D> well, they do <D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them
<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans
<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :) <Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D <Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67 <Kameleon> 137.222.226.67 <Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds... <Boycy> FUCKER <Kameleon> lmao <Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard <Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you
<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in order to enhance their fair experience. <`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only stoners from the past
<Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately <Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that
<tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious bastard while suing someone else for being called that
<@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott <@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes <@cs`on`xbox> no more lag <@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems <@cs`on`xbox> just CS <+oi> i'll steal your tv
<Svenson> lol.. yahoo says "Someone else has already chosen svensonwhocannotfigureoutaloginname"
<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept resume's via dcc :)
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father! <Batty> and father in dutch = vader <Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees <Batty> So he's darth father! <Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness <sui`> the bad news is, it's sars and you're going to die.
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XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name XtBA: oh yea... airport Jiggy: ....wow XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
MYNAME15NEO: Damnit... DgtlHavoc: ? MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head? DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor? DgtlHavoc: on the floor? MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor DgtlHavoc: ? DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk? MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points
<SillyBoob> HELP <SillyBoob> WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME <SillyBoob> WHERE DO YOU GO TO DOWNLOAD THE CDS? <SillyBoob> MY CUZIN DOWNLOADED HTIS FOR ME <Takaznik> type /quit get cd list and wait for about an hour * Quits: SillyBoob (get cd list) <Naked_Eye> How much you bet he will be back in an hour
DoUBle ChiN 47: omg im gonna be the most popular kid in school tomorrow rcknouttonight: why DoUBle ChiN 47: i have tic tacs
<ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the mexican border <ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos
<GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child. <GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu." <ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead" <GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"
<Siidu> what died, the hdd? <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> FUCKING CHRIST! <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> yeah <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> some complicated core shit <BelaHatesCleaningShazz> brought it down faster than a fat chick falling down a stairwell
<ChemicalBurn> ah i have an erection and i dont know why <ChemicalBurn> scarey! * ChemicalBurn is now known as Chem`shower
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes <darkLem> cheating bastards.
<xen0cide> Whats black and blue and hates sex? <Cloud9> Jesus, what? <xen0cide> Its not Jesus, its the 7 year old in my trunk. <Cloud9> You sick fuck.
<@Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
<`sic> now that should be in guinness <`sic> world record for longest rolling ball of cats
<NeilX> They have rename the Bible <NeilX> its now called <NeilX> The Sidez <NeilX> I read chapter one. <NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega <NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down <NeilX> and he said <NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER <NeilX> AND POOF <NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter <NeilX> the lord sidez said <NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves <NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2 <NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher <wazy> neil is drunk <NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz <NeilX> AND POOF <NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE <Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY <Sidez> I CREATED <Sidez> TEH XBOX <Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG <NeilX> and it sucked <Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL <NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK <NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL * NeilX laughs
<sixxer> bmbr.. ROOOOOOCKS <bmbr> yeo <bmbr> whysat <sixxer> bmbr: cos of your new bot <bmbr> hopefully he stays stable and quiet <bmbr> and takes very little work on my part <sixxer> I'd like to see him freak out and start throwing people in blenders <bmbr> ill see if theres a .tcl for that
* freeloki hopes that this emote works; otherwise, he'll look like an idiot. <Abstruse> "emote"? * freeloki notes that his emoting was successful. 8) <Abstruse> I remember when the /me command was called an ACTION...now it's an "emote"? Dude, they've finally managed to pussify IRC...
<Jamon> he said, "my girlfriend fucks like a rabid hamster." <Jamon> other guy said, "wow, that's great.....mine fucks like a walrus."
* Wang feasts on elbow macaroni and baby carrots <slm> good for you, you have the diet of a 3 year old <Wang> woo <Wang> and i'm hung like one too <Wang> ... <slm> uhhhh... congrats?
<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man? <RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep? <RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in <vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that <RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous <vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis? <RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again <RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that <RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though <RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well <vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis! Just add Water!" <RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?" <RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"
<tito> asl <czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
<zc> what, you don't watch porn in groups? <thecool> lol <hgl> no porn is me time
(blitzer) if I had a daughter in the porn industry, and I masturbated to a scene which she starred in, would it be incest? (mortiis) no (mortiis) idiot