<floop> now... a 22mp camera? i'm stoked. <irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals? <FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans" <Radamanthys> atma- ;x
<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french
<imagine> oh god <imagine> im a loser <imagine> someone was messaging me on aim <imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off <imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing <imagine> and i corrected it <imagine> even though they had signed off <imagine> :(
<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION <kiwiman> Is the answer Sega <@Hele-WritingQs> ... * @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions
<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house? <nastsmom> yes <nastsmom> first buy some eggs
belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money
Ericjericj: bunny is a funny word Ericjericj: funny bunny Ericjericj: bunnybunnybunny Ericjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny Ericjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny PeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?
<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. <alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? <TheVirus> sure did <TheVirus> i was hungry
<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies
<dora> I got one of those new penus razors <rigel> ... <dora> shit, I meant venus <dora> BAD typo <KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other.. <rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about <dora> :P
PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony... RFizzyWig: what PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa RFizzyWig: hahaha
[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus" [Kirby] yeah me to. [Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it! [nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding <RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields <RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip <xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.
(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me. (Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
Camman2003: like real life duck hunt LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog Camman2003: yeah\ Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that? LpInKyD: not in real life
<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in? <Renzian> It's called Canada.
[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore... [Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!
<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay <Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?
<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf <cardcheat> World Trade Federation <SteamedHams> world trade fire <cardcheat> Women That Fuck <SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny <cardcheat> Well, Try Farting <SteamedHams> What The Nigger <cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word <SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p * Quits: DigitalChaos <acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?
<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good <involution> but usually never works <archimedes> same here
* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube * You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script) * Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube * Rejoined channel #gamecube <Luigi30> How can a script be gay? <Luigi30> Scripts are asexual <Luigi30> :P * You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness) * Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube * Rejoined channel #gamecube <Luigi30> That's better.
<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose <GooseThe> k <juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve <GooseThe> 500 <juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties <CpuMan2001> uh <CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes
<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill * NicNac` looks at sexmen *** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout) <NicNac`> !! <Amaltea> WOAH!!! [11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!
< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated < chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript <@phessler> hahaha * chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family < chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding < chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work < chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...
<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure <Irlut> conlusio: true, true :) <conlusio> oh fuck <conlusio> I just did it <conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones <conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma
<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died <[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die.... <[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him <[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on <[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself" <[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit... <int> ... <rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd
<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass <Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass <Nanobot> You were off by two letters
<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism <Nanobot> No niggers allowed
[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P [18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...
<Shun2> woot <Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package <slm> wow, welcome to two years ago <The359> lol <slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next? <Shun2> dude <Shun2> he's tough
* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape <Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool <Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime
<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung
<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her <CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe. * bacon03 slowly closes msn
<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ? <toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm
<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin