<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world <CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand! "
<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_; <Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape <AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn. <BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles? <Naomi_in_Malice> hmm.. <Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
<mironixima> hello <mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here? <SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend. <CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
<timmo> its kind of weird <timmo> my grandma dropped acid <timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins <timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am <+NoNameAndrew> her*
lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone. Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http:// whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570 iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place Verl Is BOSS: what did they say iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?" Verl Is BOSS: owned? iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!
<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work <JonJonB> ....fuck <Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT? <JonJonB> ...no?
<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq.. <websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term <Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world! * You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
<aNuBiS-> :/ <natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today? <aNuBiS-> un-aligned <aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd <natascam> did you try booze?
* Dr_Dos|KLONE has joined #zeuxworld <Revvy> OH NOS <Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper? <EvilMario> ghost? <Revvy> msg nickserv kill <Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess. <Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password> <Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout) * Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored) <EvilMario> Hahah. <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> You're the best, sir. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Zenholder> :P <Zenholder> Did it work? <Dr_Dos> heh <Dr_Dos> Yes <Zenholder> Good * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario))) <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> Excellent. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Dr_Dos> That's not right... <EvilMario> You fool. <EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO! * Dilandou laughs like hell <@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^ <@Dilandou> he took his top off <@Dilandou> omfg <@Dilandou> LMFAO <+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Lisa Garland IV: 1 SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent <Atomsk> brb
<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating? <TheMeandMe> the movie <amorph> is this a joke? <TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves <TheMeandMe> think about the title <TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup <Kitsa> and walk into the patient room <Kitsa> take a big swig <Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me" <Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine <Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine <[mahn]jooce> and <[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was <Kitsa> lol <Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn. <Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/ <@Chen> How old are you? <+fury> 18
<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM <Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM <Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM <Zaphod`> Repeat. <Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position <whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian? <teklord^> like one dollar <`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =] <massa> i'd probably be insulted <massa> but i dont know what integral means
<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus <gweebz0r> 279 viruses <gweebz0r> the best part was <gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy <gweebz0r> they use custom software <gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw <gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
<fejed> heh <fejed> man <fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train. <fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker <fejed> and like <fejed> quoting him <fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor" <fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him <fejed> and on the bus <fejed> there was this retard <fejed> saying he was a hacker <fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?" <fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express" <fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke" <fejed> "what does 'www' mean?" <fejed> "ww w world wide wait!" <fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying. <fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over <fejed> got up and asked me to get off <fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning <pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing <pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS? <pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
<fyre> better delete that file <fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property! <black-hand> haha <fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square <fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom? <tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent <tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h . <tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once <fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets <fyre> say that to her@! <fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations... <DagdaMor> *ding ding* <DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning? (cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich? * cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now <Comrade_Ez> and I must say <Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary <Comrade_Ez> man <Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now <Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
cory: so how much shit did you pack. tara: like 2 duffle bags. cory: damm thats alot of shit packing. tara: yeh i inventoried it. cory: huh, so thats what they call it these days.