<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs <kessel> RL is good <Pizza|> whats rl ? <kessel> Real Life <Pizza|> link ?
<wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever. and i'd fuck all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just 'cause.
<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today, luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead
<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery does when she leaves the centre for abused wives? <@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
<TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ? <TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@ <moodlet> shitty taste in music
<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM :P <fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the morning, i "talk" to them ;) <fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though <Skye-> I bet :P <Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P <kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p <Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot? <fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself <fluffi> i "mime" ;)
<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime
<Mystical> what black super hero movie have u seen <Mystical> meteor man was <Oolong> shaft <Mystical> umm <Oolong> wait <Tenchi147> meteor man <Oolong> is he a super hero <Oolong> i consider shaft to be a superhero <Oolong> or at least one bad mutha
[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv
<navs> i give up <wolf> navs: isn't that the translation of the french national anthem? <navs> hahaha <boobie> hahaha
<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole
<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman? <nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?
<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most <s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull
<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't? Regardless of where you're at.) <aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into slot b. <Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad, what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it in long enough.. <Calisa> Or pull it out too fast.. * semi resists temptation to ask <Calisa> Temptation to ask what? <semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast <semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.
<Jeeba|FG> I think all Juvenile Delinquents should be sent to spend 5 months with me. <Sunn_Toucher> Are you a law figure? <Jeeba|FG> No <Jeeba|FG> Im a child molester.
<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking, Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of shit.
<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before. <MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well. <JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP? <MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration. <P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities? <DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company" Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net" Cat1013: I think I need therapy
<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation <GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle. It involved a horse too
<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up
Notnilc: Is Eric working today? Jwald90726: If by working you mean Fucking a minor then yes.
<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place <vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession <@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano <@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on <@Hiryu> elton john
<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON <Avien> Y
<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on <F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures. <Seeth_There> I have genital crabs. <Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
<dkkev> If a girl cant dance <dkkev> she sure cant fuck either <psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot * DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of? <tarvuz> umm <Wintermute> consonants?
<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working. when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied