<DreadS> wow <DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ? <evl> dude <evl> i wish <evl> that way i could goto bed comforted <DreadS> E ? <evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire <evl> flyin around my house
<Raven> Come, boy wonder! We shall rid the world of crime! <monkeymilk> yes! together we will thwart evil-doers and criminals alike! <Raven> To the batcave! <monkeymilk> wait, my download just finished <monkeymilk> 20 minutes of gun point rape <monkeymilk> or so the description says * monkeymilk is away - away <Raven> ...Maybe he's trying to think up ways to save the girl. =/ <Robocop> he never said girl, could be two guys <Raven> ... <Raven> So, Robocop, are you prepared to clense the world of evil in the name of justice, as my trusty sidekick? <Robocop> no i'm busy trying to find a good site for making a pipe-bomb * Raven is starting to think IRC isn't the best place to start his superhero campaign.
<Amorphis> I just passed with distinction my oral exam for driving licence <|jenova|> oral exam for driving test... <|jenova|> dang..strict rules <PcChip> you have to suck off the instructor ?
<otto> so... whats everyone up to tonight? <Sauron> I'm doing a few things; checking my ebay account, cleaning the computer area, studying for a test in school tomorrow, and eating these hot pockets. <Sauron> and of course, IRCing like a mofo. <XDA> masturbating <Raven> Porn. <fry> porn <otto> "which one doesn't belong here..."
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
<Booyaah> There's something making a noise outside my window <Booyaah> Should I go check out what the heck is making that noise or just leave it alone? <Booyaah> it's like a low sort of moaning <Elzie_Ann> :/ <ViewtifulJosh> call the cops, heh <Frozen-Solid> moaning? <Booyaah> That's what I'd call it Frozen <Elzie_Ann> So is this like a "People are having sex outside my window" type of moaning or a "there's an injured cat outside my window" type of moaning <Frozen-Solid> could only be one thing... promiscuous sex... you could go out and watch if you want <Booyaah> I'm gonna go with the injured cat thing <ViewtifulJosh> haha <Stormrider> It might be an injured cat having sex <Booyaah> If people are having sex outside my window then it sounds like only one is doing a good job <Frozen-Solid> hahaha <Elzie_Ann> hahahaha <Stormrider> That may be the greatest thing you've ever said, Booyaah <Booyaah> It's getting louder :| <Booyaah> ok, I'm gonna go check <Booyaah> I don't really want to have things like that going on in my yard <Elzie_Ann> Haha. <Elzie_Ann> I don't have any other ideas <Booyaah> I'm thinking there's a good chance it was a kitty <Frozen-Solid> or carl's idea... <Elzie_Ann> That's what I would think <Elzie_Ann> Some kind of cat <Booyaah> but my cat would notice... <Booyaah> My cat = me <Booyaah> It just lays around doing nothing <Booyaah> you know if people were doing it outside my window <Frozen-Solid> you'd have a camera Booyaah? <Booyaah> Frozen, you're scaring me <Booyaah> lol <Frozen-Solid> heh <Booyaah> I suppose I could've taped it though <Elzie_Ann> haha <Booyaah> lol <Booyaah> it's starting up again * Booyaah is away : Outside with flashlight --- Booyaah is now known as Booyaah-away ** Time Passes ** <Booyaah> People in this town scare me. <Elzie_Ann> Did you find out what it was, Booyaah? <Booyaah> sure did <Elzie_Ann> What was it <Booyaah> some dude <Elzie_Ann> o_O <Frozen-Solid> 0_o <Booyaah> me: "What the fuck are you doing man?" him: "...nothing" me: "you aren't playing with yourself out here are you?" him: "Maybe" me: "well...I really think you should do that in your own home, not my bushes ok" him: "ok" me: "get the fuck out of here"
<fry> i remember the first time i had a boner i thought it was cacner or something <fry> because i used to be smart and shit and i learned in class that tumers were "uncontrolled growths" <Raven> Then you found the internet. And now you can't even spell cancer. Or tumors. <fry> ... <fry> :(
<idlerakefighter> What's the deal with Ovaltine <Sarah> the cup's round :( <Sarah> the container's round :( <Sarah> why isn't it roundtine?
<YoshiJRC> Who wants to freestyle! <YoshiJRC> Here I go! <YoshiJRC> TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN! PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN!! <YoshiJRC> I BEAT YOU ALL!
<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/ pianist for a band for "funk music" <a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music <a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron <a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?" <a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS <Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS
< mfh> fuck < mfh> no matter how good of a programmer you think you may be, designing a fast algorithm is still hard fucking shit. <@solar> did you consider that maybe you're not a good programmer
<Flammie> I have a secret. <Flammie> I'm deaf. * Chibi points and laughs in braile
(iTM): are you racist? (killjesus): gosh (killjesus): here we go again (killjesus): jumping to conclusions (killjesus): will it make you feel better if i tell you my name is Adolf (killjesus): and that i think black people are lesser human beings?
<Alman> Stacy's mom has got it goin' on, ooh yeah... <Tyrillis> U see the video for that <Tyrillis> Her mom is pretty hot <Alman> yea <Alman> stacy's not too bad <Alman> either Tyrillis> :P <Alman> but she's like 10 <Alman> so that sucks
<Ralph`> u know teh way balck ppl talk? <Ralph`> how tehy say "thur" stead of "there" and "hur" stead of "hair"? <AXEiii> ...? <Ralph`> how do you think they say "her" as in... "her"? <DeAZNriDe> that bitch
<Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always discuss but can never truly resolve. <Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time a person masturbates <Dreadnought> and if domokun are real <WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real <Treen> yeah, domo's real <Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real * Dreadnought puts on his domo suit <Astyanax> doiiiii <WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with Usajii <Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor making him think god speaks to him. next.
<robbie212> where are you getting this stuff? <bahumbug> robbie212: www.freedvdrsforpeoplethatarentjewish.com <robbie212> it doesn't work <bahumbug> you must be jewish
<CarnivorousPlant> dog + compost /= (dog+compost) <CarnivorousPlant> (dog+compost) = dog^compost <CarnivorousPlant> and if any mathematicians object, they are free to come over here and smell this blasted dog
<PunisherBass> I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again
<NeroMan> "Queer Eye For A Straight Guy" would be better if at the end of the episode the five gay guys combined into a giant one <MattW> I'll form the ARM <Karva> I want to be the crotch <NeroMan> "I'll give the head" <NeroMan> I mean.. form the head.
* Jedi_Peni is now known as Jedi_Penis <melusine> Please don't show us the power of the force.
<Boogaleeboo> ...soul, what was the exact name of the file you sent me? <Boogaleeboo> I seem to have fucking LOST it <SHODAN> I'll find it. <deVoca> Boog, search on "12_year_old_hardcore.avi" <Boogaleeboo> Too many results
<Pander> Isn't that like a greek tragedy? A man who spends all his time downloading porn but never gets to look at it?
<Misteroo> I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN
<Misteroo> YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE
SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN
<winterwinstar> draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green
pipes
<Misteroo> WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM
KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon [+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there. <Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that? <Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada. <Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap. <Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap. <Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine. <Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom. <Blade> XD <Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs. <Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China. <Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years. <Blade> You have some issues, Dan.
<+Jenda_away> javascript:OpenPortalContentWin (110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2'); <@contagious> Not sure that link is gunna werk;] <+Jenda_away> www.javascript:OpenPortalContentWin (110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');.com <@contagious> lol <@contagious> That one either <+Jenda_away> hmm <+Jenda_away> fuck you
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing. <Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.
<mReD> wtf happend to that blaster virus <mReD> did microsoft get attacked <]Oxygen[> they pointed www.windowsupdate.com somewhere else <]Oxygen[> what they should have done is point it at apple.com
<S1> i'm royally pissed off <S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could pick up her car <S1> as i went through an intersection <S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go into the right lane wich was clear <S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me <S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car <S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV <S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital <S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass <A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through her ass?
onkeybutt87: what are you up to? UpDogWkeBoarder: just chatin, i might have pancacks for dinner onkeybutt87: that sentence makes me sad onkeybutt87: a pancack? UpDogWkeBoarder: lol UpDogWkeBoarder: i'm typing to like three people UpDogWkeBoarder: that's a lot for me onkeybutt87: trust me, it's a lot for us too UpDogWkeBoarder: hahaha UpDogWkeBoarder: you type fast UpDogWkeBoarder: i don't onkeybutt87: yeah, I also type well UpDogWkeBoarder: yeah UpDogWkeBoarder: that's trure
<+OwnzYa> work? <+OwnzYa> whats that? <@Wapwap> That explains why you are so fat
<Treen> Damnit, why on earth are they making Max Payne 2 a fricking LOVE STORY? <Mithrandir> because love is cool <Exspes> Because everything has to have a love story in it <Exspes> Lord of the Rings was about Sam and Frodo <Treen> <_< * Dr_Nick smacks Ex <Exspes> Smoochies. <Exspes> The Hobbit was about Bilbo and that dwarf king <Exspes> It'd be cool to be able to jump into books <Treen> ...
<Dain-EvenDumber> I have a theory <Dain-EvenDumber> A theory that the current Prime Minister of Canada is the smartest man on the planet <Dain-EvenDumber> And his brilliant ideas would have ushered Canada into a new age of prosperity and power, overcoming even the United States... <Dain-EvenDumber> if only people could understand what he was saying
<cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX 0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi <cdk> and he's goddamn paranoid <cdk> and he smells <@noosie> most linux guru's smell <@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto <cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes?
(Scorpion): hi (Scorpion): do you spek englýsh (Scorpion): do you spek turkish (Scorpion): admýn (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ? (Zaphod): You want to buy the channel #zurna? (Scorpion): okey (Scorpion): #zurna canal for sale ? (Scorpion): what good is (Zaphod): Sorry, i dont quite understand you (Zaphod): You want to pay money for the channel? (Scorpion): what good is (Zaphod): what good is ? (Zaphod): that doesnt make any sense (Scorpion): how much (Zaphod): How much will you pay, what is fair you think ? (Scorpion): do you speek turkihs (Zaphod): no (Scorpion): hýms (Scorpion): sop to add (Scorpion): alo (Zaphod): Hi (Zaphod): how much will you pay? (Scorpion): 10$ (Zaphod): make it $30 and you have a deal (Scorpion): 10$ (Zaphod): No deal (Scorpion): 15$ (Scorpion): ? (Zaphod): $30 is the price (Zaphod): that is a good channel (Scorpion): 20$ ? (Zaphod): ok, ok, its your lucky day, im feeling in a good mood and i just got a new shipment of channels in, £20 is fine (Scorpion): end money (Zaphod): How will you pay (Scorpion): give me check number (Zaphod): lol (Zaphod): im joking with you (Zaphod): Channels are not for sale [(Scorpion): ? (Scorpion): £20 (Scorpion): okey (Zaphod): No sale [(Zaphod): Not selling [(Scorpion): why ? [(Zaphod): Channels are not for sale (Scorpion): oky. (Scorpion): insistenly canal (Scorpion): ? (Scorpion): insistently canal to want? (Scorpion): pls (Scorpion): alo (Scorpion): to speak (Scorpion): plssss. :(
(Zaphod): now, would you like knee pads for that, or are you going bare back ? (Matthew): doesnt matter, its only irc (Matthew): so you choose (Zaphod): Matthew - whatever you like, as long as you wear pretty red lipstick, its all good with me (Matthew): k, but let me get my tweasers and magnifying glass (Zaphod): you wanking yourself at the same time huh ? (Zaphod): kinky
<@maddox> hehe.. man, Norton Antivirus sucks. All it does it bog everything down, I clicked on the "optimize my computer" setting and it just uninstalled itself.
<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_-
<VashTS> im going to make a pop up that provides for them all, " DO YOU NEED CREDIT , OR A LARGE PENIS , OR BIGGER BUST SIZE , OR A LOAN ,,, WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING CUS YOU HAVE NO MONEY , A SMALL PENIS , NO BOOBS , AND NO ONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY , OR DATE YOU , OR ANYTHING , CUS YOUR A NERD , A FUCKIN COMPUTER NERD , SO IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"
<Fr0d0> Just imagin what wars would be like if instead of battle hardend soldiers, they used nerds and geeks. <H4ndalfTehGh3y> "D00d! j00 sh0tz0r m333!11!11 Wut r u?!?!? 4 FFFFAAAAGGG?!!!?!"
(Calren): question: if I get three female friends saying they like me int he space of 3 minutes, does this mean the end of the world is here? (@Zaphod): Calren - it means some fucker let the guide dogs off their leashes again at the blind school
(@Zaphod): ok, this is just getting all kinds of fucked up (@Zaphod): what exactly do you want working (@Zaphod): the linux machine can see the switch, forget about that (@Zaphod): what do you want it to be able to do through the switch ? (+Andross): i want to be able to share internet via the switch with my linux box (@Zaphod): the same linux box thats dual booted with the windows machine you are on now ? (+Andross): yeah
<EL3CTRO> 1 for me, 2 for bob * EL3CTRO pours beer into his computer case * EL3CTRO hears a bang * EL3CTRO (EL3CTRO@xnet-10E67154.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Killed (Zaphod (Connection reset by beer)))
<Calren> Zaphod, do you think that if I arrange AOL CD's in a pentagram I will be able to use the powers of darkness to control the actions of mortals?