<Trippin^Chick> it wouldnt hurt to talk u know <Trippin^Chick> i know coz i talk all the time <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? * Trippin^Chick shrugs <Trippin^Chick> can i lie? <Hash_Pipe> im a cop you idiot <Trippin^Chick> cool <Trippin^Chick> really? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do? <Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately <Trippin^Chick> Hash_Pipe...has any1 ever had the heart to tell u that ur boring? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Trippin^Chick> who was whining? <Hash_Pipe> stop it! <Hash_Pipe> stop whining...... <Hash_Pipe> i hope you leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach <Trippin^Chick> ur not a very nice person r u Hash? <Hash_Pipe> stop whining......
<CF> MMORPG players are freaks. <CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a red headed step child.
<Lisy-lis> ..am I a geek for trying to make the top quotes on bash have exactly 1337 votes?
<Suiko> how the fuck could a search for 'final fantasy 7 manga' bring up 'harry potter yaoi'
<-yper-orse> mamma mia <-yper-orse> my my <-yper-orse> i cannot resist u <-yper-orse> mamma mia <Squeeks> "With Dragon Voice, you too can flood IRC Channels as you sing to ABBA"
<Zap> back from raev lol. <Protected> raev? <Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it <Gray|ogl> doh.
<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not alone: Priceless.
* hunterkll kneels and prays liek a good knight <hunterkll> hunterkll: you have earned 10 virtue points and 5 strengthpoints <hunterkll> and access to two hints <hunterkll> heh :D <jgannon> However, you still have -8 charisma.
<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm! <bleak> t's wll knwn fct tht vwls s t mch bndwdth <Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had learned Welsh
<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that
with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got
elected
Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the fuck?" Dieldo: Lol
onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic onkeybutt87: or ethics onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation <cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
<Firien> damn girls * iBaller will never understand them <Firien> they drive you round the bend <Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P <iBaller> XD
<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack <Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
<spender> listen gentlemen
<spender> i will tell you a tale
<spender> of an interesting proof
<spender> it came to me in a vision
<spender> it proceeds as follows:
<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : |N -> { 0, 1 } is
uncountable
<spender> Proof:
* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf
<spender> SILENCE
BuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo BuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish Benihana420: and your teeth Benihana420: at the same time BuXtonZer0: another plus
<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let me upload it. <-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.
<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up <@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup <Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit
<TriviaBot> BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ? <TriviaBot> 1st Hint: ********* Question Value : 3 Points <Darric> his gate <kutuzov> a gate <sheoul> lol <Darric> lolol <sheoul> NERDS!
*Isabel has entered #icybercafe <whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL <isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/ hr. Location: Eastern seaboard. <whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber? *Isabel has left #icybercafe
<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows <Killfrenzy> *snrk* <Steve> Hey! I take offense to that! <Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!
<x0b> hey <@wrong> HI <x0b> suh wrong <x0b> everything alright <x0b> or <x0b> all wrong <x0b> :P <|iquid> haa haa <|iquid> you're very funny x0b <|iquid> painfully funny <|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to hang yourself.
<@ritual> life. <@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago. <@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho. <@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download
<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is a intro to windows 2000 <DAWg> "this is a mouse" <Hjorten> haha <DAWg> "this is a monitor" <DAWg> "ctrl+c copies" <DAWg> fucking christ
<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing. <Comanche> err. *disk :P <Kim> LOL <Comanche> typo :P <xeon> lol, warning no dick found
+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two files like windiff or something? @theForger> how aobut windiff @Wyatt> huhuhu @Wyatt> or something. +icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks +rottle> haha +rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever
<curse|sleeeep> i think i'm calling in to work tomorrow <curse|sleeeep> i'm coughing up things that aren't even mine <Zomb-mar> next time spit and dont swallow
<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when someone asked me whats double clicking
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town? <triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50)) <elDiablo> O_O * Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT
<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest? <Entriech> Jesus Christ. <Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money? <Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in half for theatre tickets.
<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ? <dsf> or cut or paste or copy <|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to this world :D
MasochisticAngyl: what i wouldn't give for some flesh or pancres covered in blood right now XxJoeZeroxX: pancreas? MasochisticAngyl: thank you for the correction XxJoeZeroxX: wasnt intended as such, more as a question as to why this organ was singled out. MasochisticAngyl: the sweetest one XxJoeZeroxX: i somehow have the feeling being involved with you is going to get me in trouble one day.
<@Oedipus> Hoe chit. <@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea. <@Oedipus> "The Crying Game" <@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some chick. <@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate they get naked. <@Oedipus> BAM! <@Oedipus> Shemale willy!
(Bass_EXE): reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA! and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied 'domesticate another animal.'
<HumanHead> :/ <HumanHead> I tried to pull a drew at Video Warehouse <HumanHead> <me> Do you have any job openings? <HumanHead> <guy> no positions are open right now <HumanHead> <me> that only means one thing...SOMEONE MUST DIE <HumanHead> *me is asked to leave
<DemonEater> wtf <DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship <DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
<stray> i gotweed.net <stray> im gonna gethigh.org <drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot
(bigwurm) if your concerned about the ammount of cpu time an onboard sound card uses, you should really get a new cpu + mobo (@|-ZenitH-|) or a life
<[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk <[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage <[UMCP]commieboy> faster access speed <[UMCP]commieboy> Saint Google may be to your aide. <[UMCP]TROGDOR> it says its moving all my files <[UMCP]commieboy> yessir <[UMCP]TROGDOR> why <[UMCP]TROGDOR> ill NEVER FIND THEM
<BluePhoenix> I predict that in 500 years, everyone will be the same color. <@Measure> well after we rocket all the blacks into the sun, sure
<I|O> goin off to college <I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer <I|O> dad got me a humidifier <xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out
<Raptor> --- <Raptor> very funny ad... <Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or both? <Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest man to walk the earth. <Raptor> --- <Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a fucking saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese Emperors and Stalin, they could be like fucking Jesus! God damn that Bill Gates is a plight upon man. <Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good <Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road <Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week
<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character
<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something? <Twiztid> no <Twiztid> some girl answered
<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased coathangers.