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#14055 [ + | - ] 1878
<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened
at my workplace
<foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right?
and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows
people to upload pics and view them online
<foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it ..
sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the
system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or
thousands of different files
<foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality
pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody
uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the
same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
<foobar> 50,000 times
#609178 [ + | - ] 1302
Chodeskius: hey whats a good name for my kitten
Shniznite: Qwerty
Chodeskius: that sounds so familiar
Chodeskius: where did u get qwerty.. oh.
#76579 [ + | - ] 8
Schlik: i saw your mom
LckyLuciano8: where?
Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin
Schlik: and dont call us stockers
LckyLuciano8: stockers?
LckyLuciano8: or stalkers?
Schlik: hey fuck off
#81154 [ + | - ] 65
bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day
to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.
#37267 [ + | - ] 448
<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so
there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is
"Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was
inorder
#647694 [ + | - ] 771
<HorseC> parrots are like children... you spend 2-3 years
teaching them to talk, then the rest of your life wishing you
never did.
#40493 [ + | - ] 135
<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you
while you pee like windows does...
<Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be
nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock.
<Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too....
<Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good
<Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
#298932 [ + | - ] -48
<Jess> r u chatting to her?
<Orestes`> of course I am!
<Jess> u want to start a 3 way?
<Orestes`> kinky.
<Jess> hahahaha!!!!
<Jess> well...
<Orestes`> I'll probably never hear a girl say that again.
<Orestes`> I'm keeping that.
<Orestes`> and I'll add it to my "Thing's you'll never hear a
girl say" archive
<Jess> don't u dare!!!!!
#759 [ + | - ] 1754
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#8680 [ + | - ] 145
<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a
last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial
wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :)
#17105 [ + | - ] 277
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex
<@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know
<@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex
<@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks
<@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff
<@KelPearl> whoa
<@KelPearl> sweet idea
#3649 [ + | - ] 270
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for
days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking
off to animal porn? msg me
#116361 [ + | - ] 406
<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea
<ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines.
<ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT."
<ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower
experience, heh.   at that age, i figured that was the only
liquid that came out of there.
#210766 [ + | - ] 6104
<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
#34529 [ + | - ] 426
<BigMilla2> but no I haven't done anything with my cousin
<BigMilla2> except for giving her a hug
<pj325is> and talk to her about sex
<Cruzn15> was that an arrousing hug?
<BigMilla2> oh yes!!!
<BigMilla2> I popped a 12 incher
<BigMilla2> and then we had sex in the trailer
<BigMilla2> and my sister got in on it too
<StealthBuddha> hell yeah
<Cruzn15> Now entering Alabama.