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<SkyJammer> I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage. <shellspark> What about a semi-attractive monkey? <SkyJammer> No. <SkyJammer> A cute girl. Human. <MousePad> Your standards are way too high. <SkyJammer> Your standards are way too low. <shellspark> Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn. <repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D <lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return... <Fakester> that could be a problem <Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home <Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc <Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that. <Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119 <Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
<Claus> I sell children to old women <Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus <Isajeep> oh my god
<NuclearisWinterius> "Without the USA there would be no France, just a greater Germany" and the guest on the show said "Without France, there would be no USA, just a greater England" <Method> hurray for france! <Method> without england, there'd be no USA, just a really big canada where they all spoke french. <Method> i don't know what's worse <ari> Without Finland, there would be no IRC and this pointless discussion would not be taking place :p
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio <FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio. <FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.] <JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
<Boogieman> possibly the wierdest thing ever just happend. <Boogieman> I really had to take a piss so I ran to the bathroom. <Boogieman> and I ran into the room, but I didn't know that my dad put a new mat in there. <Boogieman> Ususally bathroom mats have those anti slip things on the bottom, but this one didn't <Boogieman> and I sliped, smashed my shoulder on the toiled, pissed myself, and cried out in pain <Boogieman> my dad comes down and is like "what happened!?... wait, you know what, I don't want to know" and then goes upstairs
<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party <@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin
<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"
<Philth> god i'm stupid <Stinger> yes you are <Philth> Stinger: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags? <Stinger> yes <Stinger> dumbass <Philth> what ones? <Stinger> i cant tell you <Stinger> fag <Philth> DAMN that really backfired..
BLUMAN: how many stances are there for warrior?? sleepah903: 3 BLUMAN: rly?? sleepah903: battle, berserk, defense MING FAN: 4 theres battle, defensive, berserker and jew stance BLUMAN: hmm Sxechris: jew stance gets you cheaper reagents, repairs, and you can lower buyouts on auctions without the sellers consent BLUMAN: ...lawl Sxechris: you take more fire damage though
< k5egg> the fucking oil spill is several hundred times larger than AT&T's 3G coverage... < n1lqj> Unlike AT&T the oil spill is guaranteed to cover everyone
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing. <+[1RB]sika> no way man <+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell? <@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either. <+[1RB]sika> come on tell me <+Lee> The math part of physics killed me <+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber