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#1963 [ + | - ] 2595
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR
THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold
(me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com);
Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net);
Leaving
#371989 [ + | - ] 796
<SkyJammer> I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage.
<shellspark> What about a semi-attractive monkey?
<SkyJammer> No.
<SkyJammer> A cute girl.  Human.
<MousePad> Your standards are way too high.
<SkyJammer> Your standards are way too low.
<shellspark> Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage
#257 [ + | - ] 359
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#1273 [ + | - ] 349
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a
return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the
DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100
to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
#434 [ + | - ] 476
<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe
photoshop
#17301 [ + | - ] 141
<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god
#86218 [ + | - ] 1787
<NuclearisWinterius> "Without the USA there would be no
France, just a greater Germany" and the guest on the show said
"Without France, there would be no USA, just a greater
England"
<Method> hurray for france!
<Method> without england, there'd be no USA, just a really big
canada where they all spoke french.
<Method> i don't know what's worse
<ari> Without Finland, there would be no IRC and this
pointless discussion would not be taking place :p
#3625 [ + | - ] 319
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of
the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of
fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for
people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and
what do you do? - look up dirty words...
#52491 [ + | - ] 1006
<Boogieman> possibly the wierdest thing ever just happend.
<Boogieman> I really had to take a piss so I ran to the
bathroom.
<Boogieman> and I ran into the room, but I didn't know that my
dad put a new mat in there.
<Boogieman> Ususally bathroom mats have those anti slip things
on the bottom, but this one didn't
<Boogieman> and I sliped, smashed my shoulder on the toiled,
pissed myself, and cried out in pain
<Boogieman> my dad comes down and is like "what happened!?...
wait, you know what, I don't want to know" and then goes
upstairs
#187706 [ + | - ] -100
<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really
good party
<@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin
#39655 [ + | - ] 878
<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to
buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore."
"Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for
it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it
go?"
#354226 [ + | - ] 2539
<Philth> god i'm stupid
<Stinger> yes you are
<Philth> Stinger: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell
fags?
<Stinger> yes
<Stinger> dumbass
<Philth> what ones?
<Stinger> i cant tell you
<Stinger> fag
<Philth> DAMN that really backfired..
#923967 [ + | - ] -8
BLUMAN: how many stances are there for warrior??
sleepah903: 3
BLUMAN: rly??
sleepah903: battle, berserk, defense
MING FAN: 4 theres battle, defensive, berserker and jew stance
BLUMAN: hmm
Sxechris: jew stance gets you cheaper reagents, repairs, and
you can lower buyouts on auctions without the sellers consent
BLUMAN: ...lawl
Sxechris: you take more fire damage though
#924371 [ + | - ] 1317
< k5egg> the fucking oil spill is several hundred times larger
than AT&T's 3G coverage...
< n1lqj> Unlike AT&T the oil spill is guaranteed to cover
everyone
#66247 [ + | - ] 116
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.
<+[1RB]sika> no way man
<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.
<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me
<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me
<+Buchwald> oy, science talk.  i'll come back when you guys
are dumber