<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace <foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right? and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online <foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files <foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse <foobar> 50,000 times
Chodeskius: hey whats a good name for my kitten Shniznite: Qwerty Chodeskius: that sounds so familiar Chodeskius: where did u get qwerty.. oh.
Schlik: i saw your mom LckyLuciano8: where? Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin Schlik: and dont call us stockers LckyLuciano8: stockers? LckyLuciano8: or stalkers? Schlik: hey fuck off
bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.
<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good <Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory <ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3 <Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it <ragnarok2040> heh <Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken <Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there" <ragnarok2040> LMAO <Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder
<HorseC> parrots are like children... you spend 2-3 years teaching them to talk, then the rest of your life wishing you never did.
<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does... <Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock. <Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too.... <Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good <Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
<Jess> r u chatting to her? <Orestes`> of course I am! <Jess> u want to start a 3 way? <Orestes`> kinky. <Jess> hahahaha!!!! <Jess> well... <Orestes`> I'll probably never hear a girl say that again. <Orestes`> I'm keeping that. <Orestes`> and I'll add it to my "Thing's you'll never hear a girl say" archive <Jess> don't u dare!!!!!
<cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy <jamesn> those jobs are easy to get <jamesn> and you dont need skillz <undrewb> heh <MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort <undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue... <undrewb> oh.. ok :)
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex <@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know <@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex <@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks <@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff <@KelPearl> whoa <@KelPearl> sweet idea
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea <ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines. <ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT." <ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower experience, heh. at that age, i figured that was the only liquid that came out of there.
<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died <Tarrier> how <Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something <JennAway> that's sad <Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
<BigMilla2> but no I haven't done anything with my cousin <BigMilla2> except for giving her a hug <pj325is> and talk to her about sex <Cruzn15> was that an arrousing hug? <BigMilla2> oh yes!!! <BigMilla2> I popped a 12 incher <BigMilla2> and then we had sex in the trailer <BigMilla2> and my sister got in on it too <StealthBuddha> hell yeah <Cruzn15> Now entering Alabama.